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Don't you hate it when
...people ask, "what if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?" |
I just burnt my damned gourmet pizza! LoL. I guess when it said cook for 9 minutes, it really meant 9 minutes and not 12! I need a girl around to help me with these things. A girl who can cook, mind you. LoL.
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...or, "what if grease really is 'the word'?" |
People tell you to calm down even though you're not riled up.
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Don't you hate it when people make you wear their panties?
Wait. What? This isn't the "lie like a rug" thread? Well heck. Don't you hate it when people come into a thread and act all silly? Hee... |
Don't you hate it when
...people to tell you to breathe when you obviously are?
<<<--- #1 perpetrator! Inhale the good, exhale the bad! |
Don't you hate it when...
People want to reconcile on their time, and not yours...:|
I'm still mad...go away lol |
You rip open a package of food only to realize that it had an easy resealable ziploc :blink:
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when you realize your delicious dessert is almost gone!?
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Don't you hate it when...
You buy a couple of very cute Danskin reversible pullovers and due to the serge stitching on both sides of each shirt, people keep asking "do you know your shirt's on inside out?"
Why yes, it's a new trend, didn't you know? :| |
someone tee-tees in your Wheaties, and you don't even like Wheaties anyway?
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Don't you hate it when
...you get chased by a skunk?!
My sweet but stubborn pig/dog charge and I had just stepped out into the night air when we came across the skunk. I was powerless to stop the chaos that ensued. It all happened so fast! Pig/dog got a direct hit and I was close enough to receive indirect fallout. In my frenzy to lure the dog away, the skunk turned on me! I ran. It chased me. I made it inside and the skunk ran away. True story. Then the real fun began: cleanup. Damn, I hate when that happens. |
Don't you hate it when it's Sunday morning and your honey is finishing making the breakfast you started and you are going to have to wolf it down so you won't be late for work? Bah.
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you have to take the garbage off.....don't get me wrong, I'd rather take it off than have to pay a bill each month for trash, sewer and water for sure. But it always seems like it is time to take it off when I really would rather be doing something else. Like watching paint dry or something.
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you have to take the garbage off
Take it off? off of what? lol |
...the room is extra quiet and your stomach decides that it is time it makes an announcement and it GRRROOOOOWLS so loud everyone looks!!!!
Yup, I should have taken the time to eat lunch!!! |
Don't ya hate when there is nothing on T.V., so you decide to watch a show that you hardly ever watch only to find out that you've seen it :wtf:
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