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Queenie 07-11-2013 09:18 AM

I will never ever watch Fox news. Yes, you can get Fox news in the UK. Sad, right!?

I will never eat cauliflower. The stuff is just gross!

You will never see me listening to, One Direction or Justin Bieber.

Bèsame* 07-11-2013 09:41 AM

No gears
 
I will never be using a clutch. My friends have tried. Just not happening, I think I'm just not that coordinated to work it. Perhaps it all stems back to when I broke my brothers clutch off in my hand. I had to drive home in 3rd gear. And being the girl I am, I let some guy help me. I flashed on my emergency lights on, and ran every red light. Good thing it was like 2am. I really thought my life was going to be over when I had to tell my brother and my father. Whew, in the end I was saved! It was a factory recall!!

So mini bikes and jet ski's, disastrous! The mini bike is a whole different story. I'm a trooper and will try just about anything, but I also know when it just doesn't work!

I just make a better passenger, and I love that seat!

BowtiePrincess 07-11-2013 09:47 AM

I will never be caught wearing blue or green eye shadow, driving a ford, with short hair, watching my fingers when I type, allowing someone to disrespect me, with not matching boots or heels.

JAGG 07-11-2013 11:35 AM

Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

Sweet Bliss 07-11-2013 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 821140)
Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys

:cheerleader: Go JAGG!! Go JAGG !! Go JAGG! !!

My Hero!!!! xoxo

Sweet Bliss 07-11-2013 12:41 PM

Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

macele 07-11-2013 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 821140)
Wearing crocs
Combing my hair in a faux hawk
Wearing something wrinkled
With a purse or european satchel same thing
Borrowing make up from my partner
Wearing nail polish
Wearing a goofy hat
Driving a prius or smart car
Smoking weed
Cheering for the Dallas Cowboys



omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

JAGG 07-11-2013 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 821245)
omg! i would do every single one of those LOL. does that mean i can no longer claim to butch fame? LOL jk.


i love the hall & oates song, ... i can't go for that, no can do! the only thing i can think of at the moment that i would say i can't go for that, ... is to eat a tomato sandwich without blue plate mayo. no can do!

HAHAHA There always has to be one in the crowd doesn't there? lol No it just means you can't claim to be me. lol Not that you would ever want to be....

macele 07-11-2013 05:29 PM

i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

JAGG 07-11-2013 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by macele (Post 821249)
i might! i think you are mighty dang cool!

I think you are awesome ole freind!!! Even if you wear crocs. Lol

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 11:12 AM

you will never catch me with a dirty home

you will never catch me listening to rap or speed metal

you will never catch me in the middle of drama

you will rarely catch me without my dog

you will never catch me without a sense of humor

JAGG 07-15-2013 12:16 PM

Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 822685)
Eating stewed tomato's.
Wasting money on the latest fad.
Riding a moped or scooter.
Living in a cold climate.
High on something other than life.
Shopping for cat toys.

I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

JAGG 07-15-2013 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt (Post 822702)
I rode the cutest purple scooter for years all over Seattle lol complete with streamers on the handle bars. I suppose, you wouldn't ride wench either lol

Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.

deb_U_taunt 07-15-2013 05:53 PM

I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by JAGG (Post 822768)
Well that depends if its a hot femme I might swallow my pride . lol But only if she promised not to tell any one.


JAGG 07-15-2013 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deb_U_taunt (Post 822789)
I don't know. Those pics would go for a good price lol

LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!

deathbypoem 08-12-2013 12:36 PM

You'll never catch me watching Football, Baseball or Basketball. It bores me. But give me hockey and i'm set.

I'll never stick a sweet potato or anything that looks like one near my face for consumption.

You will NEVER EVER EVER catch me going to bed without being thankful for life.

JAGG 08-13-2013 07:27 AM

Ice fishing in Alaska.
Anything in Alaska.

sierragirrl 08-13-2013 07:59 AM

you will NEVER
find me looking for love by using my vagina
I have to much self respect to do that

find me jumping from one relationship to another
I like to sit down and evaluate things

find me telling someone I am in love with them if I was loving someone else that way a month before
again a processing time thing.

I guess everyone is different huh?
sadly it is not just words to me.

Graham 08-13-2013 08:18 AM

hmmm
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss (Post 821167)
Picking my friend's nose
miss an opportunity to be funny
eating one flaming hot chip
ignoring a guest in my home
Missing a chance to love on My Love ...

Getting caught picking a friends nose would be very funny.


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