I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

I like the way you think!!!!!

"If us poor slobs can't stick together and help each other, then we ain't worth the gun powder to blow our brains out."- (My General)-Granny

So! Which one of you is the mother?

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.


- Ashleigh Brilliant

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» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here


- Stephen Bishop

~~A dress makes no sense unless it inspires butches to want to take it off you.

• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

-Redd Foxx

OK, I'll stop now:)

~A pessimist is a butch who thinks all women are bad~

~An optimist is a butch who hopes that they are~

*snicker*

If you ever need an outfit to match that stick up your ass, give me a call.

Were you high on crack or something when you bought that outfit?

Why Babydoll, where did you get those shoes, do you need a foot transplant?

"An over-inflated ego wrapped in an undeserved sense of entitlement earns a first class ticket to the back of the queue."

Take your life in your own hands and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

• Brevity is the soul of lingerie

• Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common

• She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B

• I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
after four I'm under my hostess


Quotes are from Dorothy Parker, a founder of the Algonquin Round Table and was known for her brainy, verbal wit and satire

(my apologies to dearly-departed Dorothy for changing host to hostess)