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homoe 06-27-2017 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1151987)
There was more money to be made by putting a man on the moon first, and luggage in space was 'light' lol

In the same theme:
Why do we put shirts in a suitcase, and put suits in a garment bag?
Because shirts love to converse with socks, that also are placed in the suitcase, about what happens to the other mate when they go thru the dryer...


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Breathless 06-27-2017 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1151992)
Because shirts love to converse with socks, that also are placed in the suitcase, about what happens to the other mate when they go thru the dryer...


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Breathless 06-27-2017 09:01 PM
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer, then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

homoe 06-29-2017 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1151993)
Because they *drum roll* LIED.. someone cared.. someone always cares..

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?

Kätzchen 06-29-2017 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1152280)
Well no doubt its still a people trap but now the mouse has retired and is living a life of luxury and in cheese up to his ears........

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
A: oh Dear :blush: ... your arm is the arm to rest upon. :eyebat:

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ??? :giggle:

Breathless 06-29-2017 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1152289)
A: oh Dear :blush: ... your arm is the arm to rest upon. :eyebat:

Q: why is it that a really good book called a 'page turner' ??? :giggle:
Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?

homoe 06-29-2017 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1152349)
Have to see what is on the other side!!! and well it is not going to turn itself!

How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Breathless 06-29-2017 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1152384)
You get a message on your iphone from Office Depost........

What disease did cured ham actually have?
Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

homoe 06-29-2017 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1152388)
Probably a crazy strain of Chicken Hocks..

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Breathless 06-29-2017 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1152395)
Yes and the SWAT team is called in.............

Why does round pizza come in a square box?
Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

homoe 06-29-2017 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1152402)
Because round boxes dont stack as nice.

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?

homoe 07-01-2017 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1152429)
No, we don't want them to get a big head.........

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Kätzchen 07-02-2017 02:59 PM
Momentary Sunday Derail....
 
Why is a fire truck red?

"Because they have eight wheels and four people on them, and four plus eight is twelve. And there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler. And Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. And the ship sailed across the seas. And, in the seas are fish, and fish have fins. And the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red. And fire trucks are always "russian" around (according to the Monty Pythonesque application of principles of logic and etymology)."

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The random "stupid" question above is provided courtesy of my bff's daughter who got the comical "stupid answer" by asking S-voice, an application available on most smart phones, about the color of fire trucks. :)

Kätzchen 07-02-2017 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1152795)
No...........

Why is it when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face??? :giggle:

Breathless 07-02-2017 04:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1153069)
Maybe for similar reason that,,,, if someone would bad breath might recoil and seek fresh air???

Why do lifeguards perform mouth to mouth instead of face to face??? :giggle:
That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?

homoe 07-06-2017 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1153090)
That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?
...............:deepthoughts:....

Kätzchen 07-07-2017 12:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Breathless (Post 1153090)
That would be -- because in the olden days, before you could hold up hollywood with a gluten filled pretzel, also before when saving a life was the only thought rather than what disease you could get, people would lock lips with their blue lipped loved one and give them their lung contents..to save their life.

How is it to 'discover' a new world, when there is already people living there? It wasn't lost so how can it be found?
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Originally Posted by homoe (Post 1154187)
...............:deepthoughts:....
Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???

cathexis 07-07-2017 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1154236)
Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???
By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?

homoe 07-09-2017 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by cathexis (Post 1154238)
By spending time at the soda fountain, you can imagine her giving you her cherry. Was done as a tease and advertising ploy.

Why did teens always go parking in a place where it would be easy to have the car plunge to great depths if the occupants weren't careful?
The liked living on the 'edge' pun intended..............


Why do rich people get to be labeled eccentric, but poor people crazy?

homoe 07-09-2017 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Kätzchen (Post 1154236)
Oh, it might have something to do with the notion of the antiquated idiom which suffers from the idea of .... "Finder's, Keeper's." Not that anything was ever lost or undiscovered.

Why are soda malts topped with cherries???
I'm still trying to figure out what the hell a soda malt is! I've heard of a ice cream soda float and I know what malts are as well as shakes but what pray tell is a soda malt:|


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