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Inked_Trinity 04-23-2013 04:52 AM

Today is one of those days that I will be using caffeine as if it were life support.

Inked_Trinity 04-23-2013 05:17 AM

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Inked_Trinity 04-24-2013 05:38 PM

is now in a relationship with an ice cold beer.

Inked_Trinity 04-25-2013 07:59 AM

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Inked_Trinity 04-25-2013 07:33 PM

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AnnRkey 04-25-2013 07:43 PM

Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex. ~ Daniel S. Greenberg

One should always be in love. This is the reason why one should never marry. ~ Oscar Wilde

Inked_Trinity 04-28-2013 06:04 PM

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Inked_Trinity 04-28-2013 06:06 PM

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Inked_Trinity 04-29-2013 03:50 PM

I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?

Inked_Trinity 04-29-2013 03:51 PM

I have just been told the world doesn't revolve around me, I know it doesn't....... it revolves around the sun which shines out of my ass

midwest chick 04-29-2013 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 790660)
I understand you can't fix stupid, but how do you keep people from using it?


medication and sedation...

Inked_Trinity 05-03-2013 11:02 AM

Exercise: The process of converting big meals & fattening snacks into muscle, by lifting things that don't need to be moved & running when no one is chasing you.

Inked_Trinity 05-03-2013 11:10 AM

I know I am honest, loud, hard to handle, crazy, and funny...... But, please try to keep up!!

Inked_Trinity 05-03-2013 06:58 PM

I'm perfectly willing to cooperate as long as it requires no effort on my part.

Kobi 05-03-2013 08:21 PM

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Inked_Trinity 05-06-2013 08:12 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-06-2013 05:28 PM

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Wolfsong 05-07-2013 05:24 AM

I just tried that new fruit-scented Febreeze in the bathroom....now it smells like Shitrus.

Inked_Trinity 05-07-2013 08:33 PM

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Wolfsong 05-08-2013 04:36 AM

Oh look honey....the Smith's have posted another picture on Facebook.....is that? It IS! Those party animals......they ate dinner again! That makes it what? 30 days in a row? I wonder if it will be beer or wine tonight.........oops yep, it's a beer...... here's another picture.

Inked_Trinity 05-09-2013 08:59 PM

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thedivahrrrself 05-09-2013 10:06 PM

From my favorite misanthrope, Douglas Adams:

It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

Kobi 05-10-2013 12:59 PM

these are nasty but they made me spew coffee today.....
 
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Kobi 05-11-2013 06:09 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-11-2013 05:35 PM

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Girl_On_Fire 05-11-2013 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 796963)

This so well describes some people I've known...

Kobi 05-13-2013 05:04 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-13-2013 07:21 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-13-2013 07:49 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-13-2013 09:23 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-14-2013 05:27 PM

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Wolfsong 05-15-2013 05:13 AM

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional

chris1life 05-16-2013 06:50 AM

You better hold your breath cause u gonna need when I choke the hell out of u.

chris1life 05-16-2013 06:51 AM

My personal favorite
Opinions are like ass holes everybody has one

Wolfsong 05-17-2013 05:34 AM

So the other day we stopped by my mom's house to drop off her dog, who we were watching while she and pop were out of town. As I stepped out of the car I was greeted by a pack of 6 year olds riding their bikes down the street shepherded by a man who appeared to be in his mid-late 20s. He was riding a bike with the baby tow tent on wheels thing you see so many parents using. His shorts had slipped down in back to reveal a full......not partial......not plumber's crack......but full moon. Here's what transpired after that;

Wolf; "Excuse me sir but you may want to pull your shorts up a bit."
Guy; "What? WTF did you just say to me?"

Angry and spoiling for a fight......sigh.......no good deed goes unpunished

Wolf; "I said Sir that your shorts have fallen in the back and I was trying to save you the embarrassment of exposing yourself."
Guy, who suddenly realized that I was a woman and speaks in a more reasonable yet still annoyed tone: "I'm not embarrassed if my ass shows."
Wolf, said mildly: " Clearly not. Well it's a fine ass Sir."
Guy; "Thank you."
Wolf; "Just like the rest of you. Enjoy your ride Sir, it's a beautiful day for it."

midwest chick 05-17-2013 07:21 PM

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femmeInterrupted 05-17-2013 07:59 PM

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femmeInterrupted 05-18-2013 08:33 AM

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Inked_Trinity 05-18-2013 03:48 PM

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Inked_Trinity 05-18-2013 03:49 PM

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