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....smart, beautiful, witty, sassy, good kisser, sexy as all get out, and the list goes on...
Um..what is "all get out" ? |
12:03 am (her) - still going on my date, i intend to get paid
12:05 am (me) - what?! 12:06 am (her) - oopsie, meant laid |
I need to be tethered down. I'm walking on clouds
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10:42 am (her) - She was hot!!! I wanted a piece of that.
10:45 am (her) - And yummmm she wanted a piece of me. 10:56 am (me) - Which piece? I would suggest she leaves everything on you alone from the neck up. 11:01 am (her) - Very funny. Pffffft |
11:02 pm (her) - Omgosh! Your snowy photo just now showed up! I love it!
11:05 pm (her) - It's so hot here I had to take off my blazer for the concert. 11:11 pm (me) - I sent that photo over a month ago, glad you like it. 11:15 pm (her) - Guess what I'm doing tomorrow? 11:19 pm (me) - Contemplating your belly button? 11:22 pm (her) - Silly! Muaaaaah **another episode of nonsensical texting with a friend |
I'll follow you anywhere baby.
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You're pretty amazing.
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Great gutter minds think alike ;) oh hold on...I'm not admitting to a great gutter mind Chuckles You don't have to admit, it's obvious |
545a.. GET UP & GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW... Ur nephew is wide awake & wants to play skylanders.. :)
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baby, keep yourself off the schedule on Valentine's day. It's a Saturday.
***Sounds like a date, huh??? ♡♡♡♡ |
Got your coffee ... Made just the right way... And I will see you in 5 minutes.
*Insert coffee happy dance* :dance1: |
C'mon Summer!
"You AND a 1500lb vibrator. i'll spontaneously combust!"
:harley: |
Very early this morning
Them Calvin take me away Me Who the hell is Calvin Them Damn auto correct |
Funny thing is, the same butterflies I had then...I still get them now..She's something I tell ya! You should keep her! And I tell ta, what else..I wouldn't give her up for a million bucks. Someone has two million? Lol I plan on it! She's going to be the girl I grow old with, no money in the world given, I'd work the value of her love, I'd rather work hard, so she knows I'm a good guy, and I may not be rich, but I'm rich with her in my life. oh, makes me swoon 😍 |
First text of the day, received at 4:42pm:
"I can't believe you took my salmon to work with you" |
Ha.....now isn't she just a hypocrite wrapped in bullshit?
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Mom Did you get your AARP paper and see how many stars died with Alzheimer's?
Me Thinking not texting back...I'm at work, this isn't important and I don't care how many stars died with Alzheimer's, I'm not related to any of them so it's irrelevant anyway Oh and thank you very much for reminding me that I'm getting old due to my eligibility for AARP |
Good mornong....sweet dreams....
Was a lateee night! |
From my dad I love you kiddo
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From my 7 year old nephew
Miss you... Love you so much ... When you come on Saturday will you play power rangers with me?
*note to self- study up on Power Rangers BEFORE Saturday! |
I think it went something like this..."I need to wash my hair but instead I am sitting in an empty tub thread stalking you."
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It was from my Mother In Law
knowing I have a Doctor Appointment today for some testing that I am wicked nervous about. " Would you like us to accompany you today?" So they are driving down to go with me I am touched beyond belief I am one very blessed guy |
I have not received any yet today. What is up with that???
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What would I do without friends?
A work friend just sent a text saying "The 'suits' will be in your building soon. They're asking the worker bees dumb questions and you'll hide if you're smart."
Maybe I'll mosey on over to the warehouse and see what the fLakers (Laker fans) are up to. |
This weekend, we can do whatever you want.
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From my sister
Her: You wanted your sign to say I would rather die standing than live on deez neez right?
Me: LOL, yeah. On my knees. Her: Hahahahaha. I know but I like deez neez better. Me: Well, yeah..it made me snort my soda. Her: Hahahaha us too. We're freaking dying over here. |
"Snuggle up with me. Let's watch a movie"
*swoon |
Grinz...Damn can't pass nothing pass you, lol
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From my mom.
Stop leaving your dirty boxers on the bathroom floor put them in the hamper. Lol my mom |
A poem made just for me.... :)
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From my Mom (fyi, English isn't her first language):
Dear Daniela How is the weather treating you? Ino in TV in in received a picture of theno ppm km little Guille (sic). She looks so big! She is only 3 months old. Are you working on more projects? PLEASE send me an E Mail Love MOm :confused: |
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Grinz....you got 20 minutes...
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I'd bring you dinner baby
"swoon" |
.... GOOD MORNING & HAPPY BIRTHDAY.. Along with a special pic.'s. Made me smile allday..
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From my best friend
It was a picture of the Minions, from Despicable Me, that said, "My best friend and I are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who don't get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness..."
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my mom still thinking that "lol" means Lots of Love.
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I can't possibly pick.just.one :)
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One of many...
It's awesome. Thank you.
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YAYAYAYAY! CONGRATS BABE, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU! <3
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