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Today I applied to join a local Photography Project, after hearing the therapeutic Benefits + a chance to Develop skills further in Photography.
:glasses:

Why do they call it a funny bone, when there's nothing funny about hitting it?
Why do they call crows feet? I never let a crow walk on my face!
Why do they call it writters cramp, when it's actually arthritis?
Why do they call it tennis elbow, if you never played the game?
Why do they call it a brain fart, when in actuality you just don't remember?
Why do they call it nail fungus, when it's actually in the outter skin tissues?
Why do they call it hang nail, when it's actually hang skin?
Why do they call it squinting, when actually you need glasses?

Who came up with these terms? I wanna slap them!

Forgive me im on a roll...
Why do they call it roach killer, when the ants die, and ant spray when the spiders die?
Why do they call it wasp killer, when you spray them they fall down, then fly away even more pissed then when they tired to sting you?
Why do they sell you medicines that supposed to help with your problem, but then gives you 25 other problems?
Why do they call it cough syrup, when even after taking it every 4 hours you still cough?
Why does the label say 24 hrs relief, when you didin't feel any relief in the first place?
Why do they sell you muscle cremes when it only penetrates 1/16 of your skin tissue? That's not anywhere near your muscle?
Why do they call it potato eyes, when it can't see?
I still want to slap the person that came up with these terms!

If a lizard can grow back his/her tail, can a tail grow back a lizard? Just some of the random stuff that comes up during the day at work.

winner winner chicken dinner

I watched a 'chick flick' tonight
and couldn't wait for it to be over.
Obviously, I'm not myself.

Incense does not make the smell of marijuana go away when you decide to hide it like 2 minutes before I get there. I am not stupid nor am I nasally-challenged.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Organicbutch (Post 197805)

Racist Dice :|

Just because they are from Mississippi does NOT mean they are racist.

Just because you lose TWICE playing with them does NOT mean they are racist.

You are dice racist and they could tell.

You owe them an apology.

<watching>

Dice Apology. Story at 11. :eyebat:

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Originally Posted by Diva (Post 197815)

<watching>

Dice Apology. Story at 11. :eyebat:

I'll make sure Organic's presentable for the apology.

:eyebat:

Well.
And there You have it.
Bossy McBosserson has spoken!

:blink:

:tea:

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Originally Posted by Diva (Post 197820)

Well.
And there You have it.
Bossy McBosserson has spoken!

:blink:

:tea:

Ha! I'm having that printed on a name plate and I'll bring it to my next job.

Dinner: salad and cookies
Dessert: 1/2 a bottle of wine. Oops!

Entertainment: randomly wondering, "I used to be able to do Cirque du Soleil-esque backbends when I was a teenager! Let's do that again!"

Awesome: Can still do them! Facilitated by currently wine-decreased pain threshold.

Not awesome: Tomorrow morning, after the thrill has gone and the spine protests. Also: sneak dog kisses direct to the mouth while upside down.

xosqueak, new horizons.

Danger Will Robinson

I am c.r.a.n.k.y.
Approach with great caution.

Just hand over the coffee and nobody gets hurt :tea:

Mausoleum

The word derives from the Mausoleum of Halicarnassus (near modern-day Bodrum in Turkey), the grave of King Mausolus, the Persian satrap of Caria, whose large tomb was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.

to hear the rest of the story http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mausoleum

who would have known?

On a mini break...

Will there ever come a day when I am not working 6 days a week?

I need a nap....

Long story short we are trying to turn the Don't Ask Don't Tell (DADT) situation into one where we can get rid of the horrible law

LGBT Veterans Day event called My Patriots Pride ..Please read

I recieved these today and wanted to inform everyone interested.

I am AliSue on the same website it is my internet nick.

I am also the Executive Director of and LGBT national Nonprofit and we need at least one organizer per State. We do not have anybody in Utah.

Long story short we are trying to turn the Don't Ask Don't Tell (DADT) situation into one where we can get rid of the horrible law.

My organization DOD FED GLOBE created an LGBT Veterans Day event called My Patriots Pride and we built a website where people can list themselves and the event location.

The date for the national event is Nov 22 at noon and we are trying to get them near military installations. Your State has Hill AFB in Ogden.

V/R,
Lisa Kove
Executive Director
DOD FED GLOBE

2nt letter

This is our website www.mypatriotspride.org

To sign up for you location just fill out the form on the locations tab.
The website has tabs that explain different things and we are going to add a few more pages soon. Those new pages will be: co-sponsors (free to become - any organization that wants to help get the word and or organize any where in the nation). The other new page will be messaging; positive messages that demonstrate how much value LGBT provide this nation.

The first thing we need is for you to pick the location and list it and your contact information in the form.

The event itself is very easy. Basically your group will rally near the base with speakers that have contributed to the nation such as Dept of Defense LGBT: service members, veterans, civil servants, contractors, and those that love them and want to see them have full equality.

Have pride flags and the USA flag as well as banners from any of the groups that support the effort. If possible after the rally have the group march past the base.

If you have any questions you can text or call my cell 6193479357.

Also we can keep you informed of the Federal level LGBT stuff via our (free always) social networking website www.dodfedglobe.com go to networking sign on and give it a little bit of time then you can upload about equality: pics, videos, create: forum and blog, as well as list any of your equality events from any of your organizations. The intent is to provide our community a national events calendar. We are very grassroots our intent is for folks to collaborate.

Thank you very much, because we will only win if we organize in States like Utah. Much more important than organizing in places like where I am at California.

V/R,
Lisa Kove

3rd letter

Also this is a video that I just made that will be on ThatsSoGayLIVE.com
about My Patriots Pride

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Deg6dxj5oc"]YouTube - My Patriots Pride[/nomedia]

I am also an LGBT national and federal reporter of ThatsSoGayLIVE - it is part of my activism. I do the activism for free.

I still work for the military now as a civilian.

V/R,
Lisa

We truely need to join togther and do this...Let me know what you all think.
If every state does this the same day and time it will be Noticed!!

Please pass this along. Thanks so much.

My personal email is LadyPamelasWorld@aol.com

I wear my store keys on a long necklace with charms and glass beads..

If I'm not wearing it around my neck, then I have it looped through a belt buckel and tucked into a pocket.. Just my id and the charms show..

It amuses me that I hang my keys on the left and no one at work knows why... grin...

Food for thought:
When we were infants, our parent{s}..grandparents...Family.. celebrated and squealed with Glee when we talked and walked for the first time....
Only to later shout "SHUT Up, and sit down damnit!"

Every hat serves a purpose. That purpose ends when you step indoors.

just waving hi to my sister in law, since I can't leave her a visitor message or a PM. :flowers:

I woke up ever so early this morning now I'm bored with nothing to do I think I'm going to go to Whole Foods and see what kind of fruits they have and if anything looks good!!

I'm liking my phone. Now to learn all the cool features!

Why can't I finish this damn story???

9-4 training, sat on my butt doing computer training ALL day. Super awesome girlfriend cooked me lunch (turned out I didn't get an hour so I never even got to come home!), dinner, did dishes and cleaned bathroom <3 Who says there has to be rules&roles in a lesbian relationship? Pfft! Remember: Every relationship, not just romantic ones, are a two-way road. What have you done for your significant other today?

Use the broiler. It’s an indoor grill.

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Originally Posted by citybutch (Post 198044)

Will there ever come a day when I am not working 6 days a week?

I need a nap....

Was trying to send you a rep message to say keep hope alive!:goodluck:

When is it long enough for him to sleep but not so long that he won't sleep tonight? :thinking:

Wear a pocket square.

I watch this girl's make-up videos often:

http://www.youtube.com/user/Michelle.../1/-bjOB4zS0uE

Found a video she made of how to make your own pore strips - you just use a tbsp of milk and a tbsp of unflavored gelatin, microwave it for 10 seconds, let it cool then apply it to your face with a cheap foundation brush that you don't really care about and peel it off when it dries.

I wish I had some unflavored gelatin at the moment. Facial products hurt/burn the hell outta my skin, and pore strips ARE expensive, and I soooo want to try this!

I'm really starting to think ignorance is in the water.

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Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 199648)

Wear a pocket square.

...of her folded panties.

why is it........ when you meet someone finally of interest...
others seem to come out of the woodwork?? where were they all before.. lol geeshh