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Never, under any circumstance, ask a woman if she is pregnant.
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How pumpkin pies are made...
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So here we are walking down the supermarket aisle and all of sudden this stands out (no pun intended). WTF??? Whaaat??? First time I ever heard of this. It was $4.99 a can. What does spotted dick go for these days anyway? Wait, nevermind...I'd rather not know...
Maybe I should have posted this in the "what's NOT for dinner tonight" thread... :eek: and where the hell is the puke smiley??? P.S. I've spotted quite a few dicks (as in assholes) over time, and would have loved to put their mugshots here...... http://stuffem.files.wordpress.com/2...x480.jpg?w=592 |
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It's this British pudding stuff with white raisins... pretty weird, even when not from a can. The Brits seem to delight in naming their foods really frightening sounding things. :) |
I've decided this: when Mr. Phelps dies, I'm going to picket.
Just the idea of this Rubenesque, redheaded Mama Mia queer Oma walkin' around singin' some really twisted lyrics to a lovely Broadway musical makes me giggle right out loud.......I may wear my Mimi Bobek (think The Drew Carey Show) dress/wig/lime green pumps.......oh yes.....I'm a vision! :eyebat: |
If you lose sight of the home keys while typing, you're in for quite the treat (read:Ugh) when it's time to proof read.
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I just went through 4 boxes of crafty stuff.
I feel like I just spent half the day doing hard labor, much less bending over for an hour and a half reorganizing and repacking things. Yikes. :| |
Note to self:(and others)
Friends is all I CAN be right now...my heart is not ready for more than that...but there is Tons of room in there for good friends... :) |
Autumn
Rediscoving the joys of this season; one cat curled up at my back and the other hugging my tummy. Hmm warm!
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Elvis knew what he was doing; peanut butter and banana sandwiches are AWESOME.
*Note: I already knew this but it's been a while since I've had one, so it's especially yummy today. |
Another beautiful fall day here. Pride is this weekend but I'm not going.
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A reminder from a family...we support loving, kind and positive people and community services that comes form the heart not from the ego. *smiles* Not doing haters at all anymore!
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Sit for a portrait.
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In other news, I can't wait to get my hands on the newly released collection of Marilyn Monroe's poetry, diaries and letter. She was far more brilliant than people give her credit for. :stillheart: |
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and so the 11 year old was asked for a date to the dance it seems.
She said she thought it over - and then replied - I like you and want you to live a full life, so I must decline. Hmmm I guess she knows me better than I thought :| |
The love bugs have official exited the state of Florida! :closetopic:
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I haven't tried it with nutella. :thinking: |
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made it home from wyo safe after taking care of my brother for a few weeks. he passed on his 61st birthday 9/20/2010. i sorted threw his belongings and made 4 dump loads from his house & garage. i never knew anyone that collected so much stuff! i was able to clean and turn his house back over to his land lord.
it was tuff watching him his last week. he was in so much pain i wish he would/could have just let go but he was determined to make his birthday. |
It has been a rough morning. The day has to get better!
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We'll I can finally go to the grocery store!! gonna make a list...
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I thought the dirty was known. *grin* |
We got three new fishies today!
They are bloodparrots. BEAUTIFUL!!!! So cute and sociable. Their names are Tom, Jerry, and George. George plays with his food and thinks Jerry is his. Jerry is a slut. And well Tom....runs the tank. Ohhh and did I mention that I liked you? Can't wait! |
Learn to drive a stick shift.
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Another long day of sleep... I either have a good routine down or my body knows a long drive is ahead...:blink: Either way, I am thankful for the steady sleep... :)
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Anyone know of any good noise cancellation headphones or plugs or something that I can sleep in that won't cost a fortune or be uncomfortable?
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I need(want) more dresses and I want them Now!
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If you can't have a Barrista of your very own (although one is on my Christmas list) a Keurig is second best.
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a little too matchy matchy
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One last thing: I just sipped a bit of my Pumpkin Pie Spice coffee creamer from a glass. It's like a drug. Heeeelp me!
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Hitting the elevator call button more than once does not make it arrive any sooner.
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As heard on the Golf channel...'that's a pretty hole'.
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Reading "between the lines", is a mark of a great listener.
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I looked at so many houses this morning that I've given myself a headache..
Damn you craigslist for listing houses all over the world.. But I did find out that you can live on the big island, off the grid, for about 400 bucks a month in rent.. If you don't mind an out door shower.. |
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