~gigglesnorts~
 

https://bloodymarysundies.files.word...2000&h=&crop=1

Now you can bleed on Donald Trump's Face!

:D

I've heard this is real couple who models together
 

April Fools Day!

Pulling pranks is forgiven on this day. (usually)

I personally find many pranks to be a bit on the mean side such as replacing Ex-Lax in lieu of chocolate. That is just not cool, is it?

Will not share the worst prank Ace has done in the past, in retrospect....

What was I thinking?!


Here are a few benign, yet funny pranks I found.

http://lolpranks.com/wp-content/uplo...rime-scene.jpg

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...95791579-6.jpg

http://lolpranks.com/wp-content/uplo...ame-change.jpg

This guy rocks. I've seen salons do this sort of thing, but he's the only one doing it on a regular basis as far as I know. There needs to be someone doing this for women as well. Can you imagine if everybody gave their time this way??

http://i0.wp.com/www.epicadamwildlif...ing-animal.jpg

This is a Tardigrade, otherwise known as a "Water Bear."

The phylum of microscopic animals best known for being both strangely cute and able to survive the vacuum of space.

https://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/doO...4821/giphy.gif

"Boaty McBoatface"

is the overwhelming favorite in contest to name 300 million pound sterling research vessel.


Things have a way of backfiring when you trust the Internet to behave responsibly.

Just ask Britain's Natural Environment Research Council, which had an online contest to name its new $287 million polar research ship.

Poll takers ignored suggested august names like Shackleton, Attenborough and Endeavor, instead gleefully voting for "R.R.S. Boaty McBoatface," which is both ridiculous and totally awesome. Assuming Boaty wins the contest (it has a big lead), the Research Council will have to decide whether to honor its own contest or scuttle Boaty in favor of something more dignified.



http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2016...e-s900-c85.png

*Just a reminder to us all to never, ever, never allow the internutz to name your child.

Art by Ria Hill
 

What an idea!
 

Fried pickles. This sounds strangely delicious!

http://www.tablefortwoblog.com/wp-co...rtwoblog-3.jpg

Baby Meerkats
 

you just have to pick yourself back up
 

10 Jokes for people who are well read or intellectually, deliciously tweaked.


1.What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

2. Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

3. I tried walking up a hill without a watch but had neither the time nor the inclination.

4. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care.

5. What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A reprimand from the Scientific Integrity and Professional Ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of grant funding.

6. Your mom is so mean, she has no standard deviation.

7. A German asks for a martini. "Dry?" asks the bartender. "Nein," just one.

8. Pavlov is sitting at a bar, when all of a sudden the phone rings. Pavloc gasps, "I forgot to feed the dogs!"

9. How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, the lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

10. I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.


https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-st...9471601-15.jpg

Judith Jamison