Sushi of the vegetarian variety, please.

Wyr eat chicken pot pie or shepherd's pie?

Chicken pot pie

WYR eat Italian or Mexican?

Mexican every time and without fail.

WYR watch a marathon of Harry Potter movies OR a marathon of Transformer movies

Lord of the Rings marathon hands down.

WYR cook or be cooked for???

be cooked for

wyr live in Montreal or Toronto

Toronto.

Wyr eat Ritz crackers or saltines?

Saltines

WYR wear jeans or sweatpants?

sweatpants

wyr look at someone in jeans or sweatpants?

Jeans please

WYR wear high heels or boots?

boots with high heals

wyr drink milk or juice

milk

WYR go out to eat with a date or go to a movie alone?

Movie alone.

Wyr take yourself on a date or be brought on a date by someone else?

take myself (and I have many times in fact)

wyr get a manicure , pedicure, or a new hairdo?

pedicure...the world's last great affordable luxury

wyr read about Hell or go visit?

Holds up a copy of Dante's Inferno

wyr turn back time or propel it?

You always did know how to make me laugh.

propel...nothing about the past has been that fabulous

wyr witness a parade or be part of one

Omg, just shoot me. (only person I know who hates parades)

WYR make love all day or go shopping with unlimited funds?

Witness

wyr go to a fancy dress party that you know will sink into debauchery or go to a very civilised cheese and wine do?

Count me in for Debauchery!

WRY accept a date from someone EXTREMELY good looking or EXTREMELY intelligent

extremely good looking...no point competing for who's more intelligent.

wyr wear real fur or nylon underpants

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Fur.....( I love animals as much as the next person BUT there is no way I'm wearing nylon undies)

wyr stalk a person or walk right up to them and start a conversation

Nylon.

Wyr wear snowshoes for an entire day or roller skates?

snowshoes...at 40 below, you'd be dead in 30 minutes out there wearing roller skates.

wyr endure extreme heat or extreme cold?

Extreme cold.

Wyr go ice fishing or ice skating?

Ice Skating (what is this fishing you's speak of?)

wyr have popcorn or potato chips

Potato chips.

Wyr have sour cream and onion or barbecue chips?

bbq crisps

wyr pissy wet grey damp wheather or ice snow and sunshine?

Ice snow and sunshine.

Wyr sushi or Chinese?

You build a wooden shack, (slightly bigger than an outhouse); drag it out onto a frozen lake; drill a hole in the ice; drop a line and hook into the hole; open a bottle of vodka, pass out, wake up next day; pull out one tiny fish; toss it; go home.

popcorn smothered in artificial dill pickle flavoured chemical powder

wyr do your own laundry or let someone else see your cheap underwear?

Mostly do my own but sometimes a friend does it for me and sees said underwear.

Wyr do you laundry at the laundromat or pay for fluff and fold?

Pay for fluff and fold (I did for many years in fact, it was a luxury I afforded myself while working)

WRY wrap gifts for kids in regular gift wrap or comics from the newspaper?

what's wrong with recycling Styrofoam Chinese food containers and dental floss?

wyr give a kid a gift for Christmas or an IOU and a couple of discount coupons.

A gift ( I wouldn't want to hear a child cry on Christmas morning)

WRY buy a gift for a loved one or give them a coupon for unlimited_______
fill in the blank!

I would rather buy a gift for a loved one.

Would you rather be the object of rumors or the person spreading the rumors?

This is not a viable choice: rumour mongering is vile; being the subject of rumours can be painful

wyr eat onions or garlic at bedtime?

is chocolate an option:eatinghersheybar:

wyr use Listerine or Scope mouthwash

Is Diet Pepsi an option?

wyr have milk chocolate or bittersweet dark?

milk chocolate

WYR have you chocolate with or without nuts?

nuts

wyr speak Polish or Slovenian?