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"The longer we dwell on our misfortunes, the greater is their power to harm us." - Voltaire
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"Brylcreem — A Little Dab'll Do Ya!"
~Advert Jingle Tag Line "Bryl-creem, a little dab'll do ya, Use more, only if you dare, But watch out, The gals will all pursue ya,-- They'll love to put their fingers through your hair." |
My Pet Monster
"All dressed up and stuck at home with the ho."
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How long is a minute, depends on which side of the bathroom door your on.
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Since it's National Sarcastic Awareness Month, George Carlin is in order.....
If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
~George Carlin |
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~George Carlin |
And some Ellen for good measure....and because it's Sunday...<smile>
I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.
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Why one night stands don't work
"You work a little magic on their vulva, and the next thing you know, someone's in love."
- M. Bent |
Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.
~Dr. Seuss |
Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall. - Confucius
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Integrity
" Lack of integrity, is the building block of failure."
" Integrity is the essence of everything successful." |
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" Instant gratification, and a lack of self-restraint, is a receipe for moral bancruptcy."
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"There is no right way, to do the wrong thing."
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms." ~ Muriel Rukeyser
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“I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
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old maids...sandra cisneros
My cousins and I, we don't marry. We're too old by Mexican standards. And the relatives have long suspected we can't anymore in white. My cousins and I, we're all old maids at thirty. Who won't dress children, and never saints-- though we undress them. The aunts, they've given up on us. No longer nudge--You're next. Instead-- What happened in your childhood? What left you all mean teens? Who hurt you, honey? But we've studied marriages too long-- Aunt Ariadne, Tia Vashti, Comadre Penelope, querida Malintzin, Senora Pumpkin Shell-- lessons that served us well. |
"I swear Scout, you act more like a girl all the time." —Jim, To Kill A Mockingbird.
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Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. ~Voltaire
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Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns. ~George Eliot |
I had a marketing idea that everybody hated, decency is sexy.
James L. Brooks |
I will not die an unlived life.
I will not live in fear of falling or catching fire. I choose to inhabit my days, to allow my living to open me, to make me less afraid, more accessible, to loosen my heart until it becomes a wing, a torch, a promise. I choose to risk my significance; to live so that which came to me as seed goes to the next as blossom and that which came to me as blossom goes on as fruit. ~ Dawna Markova ~
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“There are moments in life, when the heart is so full of emotion That if by chance it be shaken, or into its depths like a pebble Drops some careless word, it overflows, and its secret, Spilt on the ground like water, can never be gathered together”
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Cynthia Nixon from a panal she was on:
“I want to say to the gentleman to my left, gay people who want to marry have no desire to redefine marriage in any way. When women got the vote they did not redefine voting. When African-Americans got the right to sit at a lunch counter alongside white people, they did not redefine eating out. They were simply invited to the table…We have no desire to change marriage. We want to be entitled to not only the same privileges, but the same responsibilities as straight people.” |
“Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.” – James Baldwin
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“Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt.” – Margaret Deland
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"If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging." ~ Will Rogers
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"You must look into people, as well as at them." - Lord Chesterfield
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“It’s never too late to be what you might have been.” – George Eliot
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Do not worry about your originality. You could not get rid of it even if you wanted to.
~Robert Henri. |
Bigotry and judgment are the height of insecurity.
~Jasmine Guy |
"Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds." - Buddha |
"Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows." - Helen Keller |
"The most wasted of all days is one without laughter." - E. E. Cummings |
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
by Confucius |
I firmly believe this.
Relationship
"Union is only possible to those who are units. To be fit for relations in time, souls, whether of man or woman, must be able to do without them in the spirit." -Margaret Fuller, Women in the Nineteenth Century (1845) We are each whole, complete, and perfect just as we are. None of us needs another person to be fulfilled. There is no "other half" that needs to be found. Our primary relationship is with ourselves. And we can choose to share our selves, because we know what an unlimited supply of love is available to us! We learn and grow and give and receive from our relationships - and that is beautiful. -Lissa Coffey |
“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.” – Bertrand Russell
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“The only journey is the journey within.” – Rainer Maria Rilke
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“An authentic life is the most personal form of worship. Everyday life has become my prayer.” ~ Sarah Ban Breathnach
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Anger and intolerance are the enemies of correct understanding.
~Gandhi |
"Give yourself over to absolute pleasure. Swim the warm waters of sins of the flesh - erotic nightmares beyond any measure, and sensual daydreams to treasure forever. Can't you just see it? Don't dream it, be it." ~ Frank, "Rocky Horror"
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