![]() |
apretty telling me she wants the 'gun shot' ring tone we just saw on Parks and Rec.
Awesome! |
Quote:
|
Quote:
Rock on Mr. Spock (and William Bell). |
Quote:
|
With Pacman turning 30, I figured I could reminisce :pacman:
http://imremembering.com/ {I feel so Old :overreaction: } |
I keep seeing that footage of Obama giving a speech on the White House steps and the little rodent scurrying in the background.
You know the propaganda is working when your first thought is .....that would be a unique terrorist approach to wreaking havoic. Hm, wonder if I could get a job as Director of Rodentcy in Homeland Security. Ok maybe I got a little bit too much sun today. |
Quality of life or success. Which one?
|
Because Daddy doesn't remember hearing this song I'm posting it here.
|
|
"...On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi” now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V." |
I like knowing something no one else knows.
|
Until you are a doctor, never answer your phone at the table.
That goes for emails, texts, twitters, FB walls and tweets. |
Spring
One for blackbird, one for the crow,
One for the cutworm, and one to grow. |
1- Wow, Poodles are 2nd highest on Intelligence amongst Dogs {#1 is Border Collie}...who knew, brain & beauty? huh
2- Why are Mothers so G$%%&D$%$&n stubborn, refusing medical attention, and yet when u get sick they lord over "you better do this"..."i'm-a call the doctor if u keep up"... 3- I still want a Tortoiseshell long haired scottish fold |
Butch Underwear Research Study
:fyi:I just read an article on AOL news, discussing the type of Underwear (:boxers:) you choose is predetermined by your personality traits.
Therefore, I find it my duty (as a representative of women kind) to continue this imperative research, for the sake of humanity . . . . naturally. :innocent: BUTCHES: Please form a line with pants dropped, so I may conduct this grueling task, negate continuation and/or interuption of the earth's rotation! :kissy: PS: As long as you're in a line, may I please sell you an arms length of Raffle Tickets? :giggle: |
Tryin to figure out how the Fuck a bird managed to poop on my Screen door....:wtf:
And on that same thought, I hope a blue jay beats him to a pulp... Better yet, May a hawk divebomb Him and chow on his ass..... ♪♫ circle of liiiife.... :rant: |
I am amazed how quickly the vacuum swooped up my fur kids "no stuffing" toy.
I mean in like 5 seconds this thing was gone! |
Quote:
Had to re=read this twice...lol You had me a bit concerned that your fur kid got sucked up...yikes Takin a sigh of relief...smiles |
Quote:
Quote:
Such violence over a little bit of shit. :blink: :crap: washes off, but death is forever. On another note, tomorrow is my first Sunday off in a very long time. I'm going to enjoy it immensely! |
Quote:
Don't worry, his big head would never fit through the hose. :winky: |
All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:06 AM. |
ButchFemmePlanet.com
All information copyright of BFP 2018