IF Chad came and knocked on my door today...

I would invite Chad in, but be mindful that hys does not appreciated humming. I'd share any food with Chad I had, but then when doing the dishes afterward I'd make sure no utensils hit any glass dishes.

I'd try to make Chad's visit as pleasant as possible so perhaps hy'd invited me over for some of hys BBQ or homemade Sheppard pie!

Haha! What a gracious host you are. I would definitely bring you a plate of Texas BBQ.

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I first bumped this thread to tease Chad about humming and dish clanging, but this really is a cute thread! I hope others post:praying:

If Homoe knocked on my door today we would go on a tour of funky independent movie theaters near me. Then we would hit the drive in movie theaters for evening entertainment and copious amounts of junk food from the concession stand.

Knock on my door
 

If Homoe came to my door today I would say come on in I am just making steak. We would spend the evening going over my entire collection.

If Stone Butch knocked on my door today, I would invite him in and treat him to fresh homemade chocolate chip cookies and milk.

Then we would chat and later go to the beach and watch peeps enjoying the water.

Then we would have dinner at a great local spot and sing kareoke!!!

:byebye:

Knocked on my door
 

If Sweet Bliss knocked on my door I would invite her in and offer a hot or cold beverage. We would chat. We would go to the park overlooking the lake and watch the sailboats and feed the squirrels. We would then go out to a nice dinner, choice of her palate.

If Stone Butch knocked on my door, I'd check him out through peep hole on my door. I'd give him a welcoming hug, guessing cologne his wearing then politely invite him and tell him to make himself comfortable.

Gemme got skipped! Since she offered me a variety of delightful afternoon romps (seriously would love all of that) I'll answer the door for her in return.

If Gemme knocked on my door today I would offer her an Outshine bar. Then we would go visit a new little business near me that sells crafting supplies and all proceeds go to building a safe house for victims of sex trafficking. We would buy many things. Then, depending on the time of year, we'd take a little road trip and maybe go here or here or here

If legally_b1onde came to my door I'd invite her in for a smoothie or cup of tea, go out to the back yard to sit by the river, and get to know each other!

If easygoingfemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and ask her just how many pairs of underroos she owned......LOL

IF gemme knocked on my door, I'd invite her in and offer her something good to eat and drink. Then I'd suggest going to see a movie. After the movie we'd stop for some ice cream and sit and discuss the movie we'd just seen:movieguy:

If homoe knocked on my door I’d say through the closed door – We gave at the office. Unless looking out the peephole I saw homoe standing there in a clown suit, wearing “I’m a bad clown” makeup, with a bouquet of wilted flowers in one hand and a sign with the words “I heart you” printed on it in the other. In that case I would let out a blood curdling scream, quick brace the door and then fast be on the phone to - spilling it, tell some 911 operator all about it. This because I don’t know homoe from Adam and even if I did, well still that would be way creepy!

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door I'd holler come in, sit down, and brace yourself! Then I'd enter the room wearing my best haute couture garment designed by Christian Dior. As the look of disbelief crosses her face, I'd strike a pose and ask her to take my picture.

IF Bèsame knocked on my door I'd invite her in and we'd make a list of all the places we'd go to buy the best greeting cards. After shopping, I'd spring for lunch and perhaps we'd do a bit more shopping after fortifying ourselves.

A lazy Chihuahua and his lazy Daddy kicked back watching a very boring football game.

If Blade knocked on my door I'd say through the door - I'm sorry, FireSignFemme doesn't live here anymore, let me get you the new owner. Then I'd put my flat screen monitor in the window, crank up the speakers and play him this -

If FireSignFemme knocked on my door this afternoon (after I finish working), I'd invite her in for a piece of mince pie with rum sauce and would ask her advice on some upgrades I want to do to my femme cave.

Afterwards, I'd love to chat with her about movies, art, history, and theology.