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Burp half the alphabet at the dinner table across from your fem...
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O M G, who does that? hahaha, def no no :fastdraq::fastdraq:

Quit your job after the first date and show up in their town in a U-Haul with your 5 dogs, pot bellied pig and triplets.

never get joint bank accounts

Never take new G/F around any inbred relatives during the first few years.

never tell ALL your secrets or your SSN

Yeah, if you have a dishonorable discharge from the Army and have lied about it to get your new job, don't tell your new G/F.

Don't give out your full name or birthdate ;).

When you take your new G/F out to dinner with Mommie, do not let new G/F place her hands down your pants in the restaurant if you want to keep new G/F very long.

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If your new G/fs apartment looks like she is in the Witness Protection Program....

Get out NOW.

Look at actual EOB's before you believe any health concerns.

So yeah.....

So. Did. I.

wow wish i could do that!! icant burp very well and no one can tell what im doing so they said i was being rude..

Do not think that this relationship with complete you, fulfill you or make you happy. If you are not complete, fulfilled and happy on your own then all the good lovin' in the world will not make you those things.

Don't let the aggressive negativity of another steal your optimism, dampen your joy or sour your attitude, no one is worth that sort of long term damage to your soul.

Don't date only those people who worship at your alter and think you are the cat's ass. In my experience a good partner calls a spade a spade no matter who deals it, even you. Now if they are an asshole on the way they call you on your shit that is another story. You can call someone on their shit respectfully.

Don't stop asking for what you need. No matter how long you are with someone, they are not responsible to read your mind. Only you know what your needs are and how your partner can help you meet them. Communicate this lovingly and you will be amazed.

Don't wait till its too late to say "I love you".

When u meet someone then start talking to them,weather its on the phone/puter or what have you,take your time in geting to know them ..give them time to know u as well.Then if its dosent work out be courtious enough to just not drop them like a hot potato and leave them wondering what happened.
Another thing ..dont judge them by how others have treated you in the past.You may well miss the diamond in the rough just waiting to be polished up.

Do not make your ex priority over your partner

If we have gone over this little tid-bit...I would like to re-enforce it.


DO NOT blow up the following with messages...email..voice mail..text messaging..."hoo" messenger (or anything therein related)..and of course mutual friend's messaging systems.

Thank you :blink:

If your beloved does not answer the phone immediately, do not call 6 times, then try their home phone, texts and any other phone with might be near them. Give them a chance to get back with you.

and...this one is important!

Under NO circumstances call their PARENTS or EXES looking for them.
EVER, I don't care if there is an earthquake....E.V.E.R.

If you call me 3 times in a row..somebody better be DEAD or on fire.

Do not go though your beloved's phone and demand to know who each person in the address book is.

Do not read their texts.

Do not go through their stuff.

and.....

Do not go through their emails.

If you even tempted, you are too insecure for me and probably to ever be in a successful relationship with anyone normal.

Never cash a check for your beloved through your bank account.

If you wanna be friends, fine, but do NOT keep rubbing in my face how awesomely in love with your new schmoopie pie you are, K? :|

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Don't treat me nice when no one is around, then use me as the butt of your jokes when we are with your friends. Then tell me to lighten up ,it's just a joke. Don't tell me what you think I want to hear when we first start dating. That's not fair to me. Because I am forming my opinion and my assessments of you will be skewed. Not to mention my disappointment when I final figure out you misrepresented yourself.
Don't be irresponsible and then wonder why I don't trust you. Don't come over my house when you have had too much to drink and then want to be intimate.
When you say and do things that destroy my trust and diminish and discount our relationship, don't call me a cold hearted bitch, because my heart is broken and my guard is up.

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There's a song about that, it goes something like this:

Don't come home a drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind
Just stay out there on the town and see what you can find
Cuz if you want that kind of love then ya don't need none of mine
So don't come home a'drinkin' with lovin' on yer mind.

don't ask for anything you're not willing to do/give yourself.

don't tell me what i want to hear and then get upset when i ask why you didn't follow through.

i will defend you and our relationship, i expect the same.

don't tell me constantly how you don't deserve me. it stopped being flattering the first time. i like you and i want to be with you, accept that.

don't talk about your ex all the time, or i will start mentioning mine, and neither is a topic either of us really want to have, yes?

don't cut me off when i am talking or be abrupt with me. i don't respond well to rudeness.

don't consider my loyalty as permission to walk over my emotions and feelings and think i won't do anything about it.

when i'm quiet, chances are i am dealing with some inner conflict, and i will talk it out when i'm ready to.

don't lead me on. if we're not on the same page, i need to know this, and agreeing with what i say to avoid hurt will only make it worse in the end.

don't talk about having a child with me if you're not serious. i want to be a mother some day, even if it's becoming a step-mother to my partner's child.

don't grope me when i am angry, especially if i am angry at you.. it results in me contemplating if the jail time is worth hitting you with a frying pan :|

Don't assume that I don't want or I would like you to have that last piece of chocolate in the house.

:giggle: Are you related to Scoote?

Don't smash my stuff when you are mad.

Do not talk about your ex. Period. Unless you are directly asked, then keep it short and honest. There is nothing worse than hearing about who you have replaced. Especially if it is all bad. It makes me think you get off talking down about people. Big turn off.