Note to self...
 

Its not a smart idea to move a queen size bed by urself with cracked ribs & slipped disk is lower back.. "ouch"...

NTS...
 

#1 Do NOT hide dishes in the oven.

#2 Do NOT preheat oven without looking inside.

NTS: Thank people that write funny NTS that make you laugh out loud. Thanks wrangler.

NTS
 

It might be handier if I put notes to self in my iphon rather than on this thread. ;) :p

NTS... somedays the best choice is to... go the hell back to bed...

NTS: Stop fucking worrying about your biopsy Justy. It's going to be alright dammit.

NTS... If you say the day will be good... the day is good.

NTS: never reply to one of her texts no matter how much time has gone by, some people don't ever change

NTS: If you're going to eat roasted beets, don't freak out if your pee is pink!

NTS..
If you're going to eat beets and asparagus, don't freak out if your pee is striped green and pink. (nod to Ginger, lol)

NTS, don't wash your car when its 20 degrees out.

.....yeah, I did it. Grrrrr

NTS never say you look forward to something or that you enjoy it doing do is a guaranteed way to ruin it for yourself

Note to self: Stop waiting. Stop hoping. Stop kidding yourself. Just... Stop.

NTS:

Contain your zeal.
Stripping the bed, pillows and esp. the duvet cover is a lot easier than putting it all back on.

NTS
 

Buy a bigger note pad

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Don't Google anyone, you will feel like an episode of "who the Bleep did I date"

NTS... spend more time with awesome friends

Note to Self: Don't wait too long to replace the burnt out headlight thinking one headlight is fine. Now my remaining headlight has died. Off to Canadian Tire for a two pack. :(

Note to self: Often when people say, "Let me know if there is anything I can do to help", it's just a platitude. Don't try to collect.

Note to self
 

NTS: You do play dumb butch well sometimes :cracked:

NTS... just nod and smile.

Note to self....don't leave live humane trap set out overnight....that poor possum was harder to release when he hides his face in the back corner of cage instead of going out the door. At least he didn't hiss, scratch and try to rip me apart like those feral mean wild cats.

note to self...you can't save every sad little critter out there.

If you think you've got it all figured out ... you're leaving yourself wide open.

Note to self: Just when you've given up on people they are about to surprise you. Buck up, sister. You're not alone.

Then tell Daddy all about it....unless of course it is Daddy then you have another number for that *wink

Note to self...

When making a resume after 10 years, make sure you spell check... and have Spell Check Senior there for back up because spell check is out of practice also!

Thinking....
 

NTS...

Need to do research on spell check...
I personally think that spell check starts to believe all your years of error and regroups all your mistakes to become words that you though you were spelling as right... It enables you to think your edumacatedededed lmao
NTS...
Need to invest in Editor....

NTS

pull up website that has hilarious autocorrect text messages.

http://www.damnyouautocorrect.com/ca.../best-of-dyac/

Blaze,

I have to recheck everything I write because sometimes my iPhone or iPad autocorrects very inappropriately!

Best of luck with everything and the job search:)

Okay, after all the irritations of spell check... You have managed to make me crack up and lifted the spirits... Thank you Anya... Never fails that you can make someones day! Deeply appreciated... Do I have to spell check again?

NTS
You really need to check all expiration dates. Nothing lasts forever except honey. lol

Changing my name to...
 

NTS... sometimes you don't have a choice... your body decides its time for a break.

NTS quit trying to help someone who won't help themselves.