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Luv 02-12-2015 10:26 PM

Birthday Wishes from family in Mexico City :-)

bright_arrow 02-17-2015 07:45 PM

"I love you so much baby girl"

:awww:

Bèsame* 02-20-2015 12:03 AM

You won't be talking with my tongue in your mouth

Yah, I'm all talk no action 💬💬💬



Schemer you 😈

bright_arrow 02-20-2015 12:36 AM

"Baby, you can always see me with my pants off."

:boxers: :cheer:

Bard 02-20-2015 03:10 AM

From a coworker and friend ... so are you gonna croak or what made me laugh my ASS off

Bèsame* 02-22-2015 09:54 PM

Chuckles...Deal of the century! You got me. Dibs.




Bèsame* 02-23-2015 05:18 PM

🚓🚓🚓 I'm putting a APB out on your happy ass

Daniela 02-23-2015 05:33 PM

LOL, I got this from an unknown number:

its tank top and panty day today

:|

Kobi 02-24-2015 02:50 PM



"I can show you how to twirl a guinea worm like a spaghetti strand so it doesn't break off when you are pulling it out of someone's leg".

:blink:

Alrighty then. Dinner will not be pasta.



cinnamongrrl 02-25-2015 06:33 PM

My daughter texted me wicked early to let me know she got to Miami ok..

And my nephew texted me to say, "hi Ti-Ti!" ...that's what my sisters kids call me :)

Bèsame* 03-01-2015 12:06 AM

Might be corny for some, but very endearing to me💕
 
As of the present, and onward, I belong to you, and only you. I'm not on the market, nor do I intend to be.

aww baby...we are out of the market. We are in the same bag, rolling around, finding our own new recipes.

And many recipes to be discovered. We both like trying new and interesting things, and I especially like trying different and odd. Let's marinate on the ride. 😀

LeftWriteFemme 03-01-2015 08:49 AM

the link to this came in a text from my ex, it made me cry
 

Loren_Q 03-06-2015 02:25 PM

From a boy I'm seeing while they are on vacation:
"My [family member] took me to a flea market. There's a guy selling stun guns, setting them off for people... I miss you"

starryeyes 03-06-2015 06:19 PM

I receive two everyday..... Good morning and sweet dreams <3

They are the best!!

JDeere 03-06-2015 08:37 PM

A picture of a huge vape cloud along with another text from a friend who said that I have been a really good friend to her through everything that has happened.

MasterfulButch 03-15-2015 05:35 AM

...
Buddy: Beautiful here at the moment. Might shock the dog lunchtime and take him out.
Me: Ooh, slap up dinner with black tie?
Buddy: Yeah, he's a stickler for formality!

:D

Blade 03-18-2015 05:01 PM

7 am...she is in labor and headed to hospital

me...good I know she is tired of being pregnant

9:56..we are about to push

Me..9:58 I can bring a come along and we can winch it out like a calf, won't take long at all.

10:05 BABY IS HERE

Me..Damn that was quick, a drive by labor and delivery

10:33..6 pounds 12 oz

Then the pictures of this precious creature, started rolling in. OMG she is an angel. Thank you God for this precious little girl.

Bèsame* 03-18-2015 10:39 PM

And all the while...all I did was daydream of you

Talon 04-09-2015 08:20 AM

You smell just like satya midnight incense.

Bèsame* 05-04-2015 08:37 PM

I feel like a teenager waiting for a date of a lifetime

Kenna 05-04-2015 08:43 PM

Thank you for all you did today.

MysticOceansFL 05-04-2015 09:01 PM

A few friends wishing my well on my three D heart scan come this Friday!

JDeere 05-04-2015 09:05 PM

When people see how happy we are and they will be jealous!!!!

Chicklette 05-04-2015 10:52 PM

"I love you Nana.."

Daniela 05-05-2015 07:45 AM

LOL, my mom again:

Hi Daniela did you call? I jusmoo kmt received a call from NY but was not your number only voices speaking another language.please call love mom

Kenna 05-06-2015 12:42 PM

I'm pretty lazy since I retired :cheesy: Love ya too! Have a beautiful day!!

Blade 05-24-2015 11:08 PM

Picture of my new second cousin, he's a cutie. I told them they should have named him Carl since Carl won the race today. LOL

And a picture of my great niece asleep in her big girl panties. With the caption she hasn't had but 3 accidents all week.

Bèsame* 05-26-2015 11:52 PM

it was a video of a alligator sunning himself in the parking lot, then was chased back into the flood water he came from.

And I thought alligators were just in Louisiana.

Bèsame* 07-09-2015 10:47 PM

Don't think I can be without you long...Heck...I know I can't

puddin' 07-10-2015 05:05 AM

from me mate watchin' her niece...
 
me: how's your day wit' bubs?

j: cute and cuddly.

Ascot 07-10-2015 09:48 AM

Cocktails?....

Kenna 07-12-2015 11:45 AM

Ok just checkin on ya.

little_ms_sunshyne 07-12-2015 12:26 PM

"Whatever it is your worrying about, STOP!" - from a good friend who is also a serial worry wart! He is right!

JustLovelyJenn 07-13-2015 12:05 PM

"I miss you"

Bèsame* 11-12-2015 12:07 AM

me...we met a year ago. Still the best date ever!

Him. ...Definitely best date ever..but then again, your the best, that had ever happened to me...

jools66 11-12-2015 01:28 AM

my sis
 
I asked her what she wanted for her birthday.
To which she replied "I was wondering if you could stretch to Daniel Craig's Aston Martin, it would make a lovely birthday present O and him of course!! �
So I replied Yeah you will get the toy car and the action figure lmao. Then u can say ya been to bed with mr bond :)
My sis has taste,she's the best.

Happy_Go_Lucky 03-10-2016 09:09 PM


Kenna 03-13-2016 09:45 PM

"I'm freaking jealous :( "

Bèsame* 04-05-2016 09:23 AM

Actually...I just sent this to him.

"Cause a ruckus, and get kicked out, so we can go to the beach!"

As he sits in Jury duty..lol

MsTinkerbelly 04-05-2016 09:28 AM

I love you Mom!

:(

Gosh I miss that girl.....


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