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yahoo says i can't sneeze with my eyes open. now must try to do that every time...
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Memorial Day
Take a minute of silience today! For all those who gave there lives for us. In Honor Of My Dad! And 2 Uncles! |
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I'm watching a documentary on
The civil war and the disgusting camp douglas in chicago Its worse than the nazis Sad to know it existed in our country. |
y'know.....
These pill making companies really....reallyreallyreally NEED to get a little bit more ...Creative with their pill Designs...I'm more than sure they can afford to make 'em a little more distinctive.... "That Asparagus green Y shaped one is for 5 pm....and this persimmon Diamond lookin' one is for now...yes, w00t!" After all, there are people who occasionally fuck shit up, and wind up hoping they didnt mix both g$$%^$%^ dosages at once, cuz they had a sleepy brainfart, and cant remember shit about which they took, cuz they're both the same shape, same color, different itty-bitty numbers!!..... Just saying.. :hanging: |
While watching my Ferrets frolic {wow, i get to use frolic}, I marvelled at very subtle differences, in contrast to the painfully obvious...
Tehtoh - He has a distinctive "walk"...Sneaky, confident, arrogant, and Quick.... Matilda - Not so much, She has a more clumsy, slightly slow, wow-everything-is-so-big baby "trombone music" wobble..Until she's startled, in which case, she rivals Tehtoh considerably in how Quick she'll run and hide.... Tehtoh's only quick to hide when he's up to absolutely no good, and doing something I'm sure he knows he shouldn't Matilda doesn't give a shit, she'll fuckin go after the chips ahoy bag, and when I pick her up she has a unique glance that can only mean "u big fuck, put me back, I SAW IT FIRST.....NOW!" Tehtoh will casually skip away with a treat in mouth.... Matilda has a small skip then she hops off like a rabbit on fastforward...big fuzzy booty just bouncin in her wake... the painfully obvious differences?{which somehow eludes almost everyone that encounters either one} Tehtoh's huge....not fat...just...2 times Bigger than Mathilda... She has a slender head, pointy snout as opposed to his "bull" type wide skull.... And if that doesnt work... She's the equivalent of holding on to a slightly heavy, squishy cotton ball... He's got a "barrel" torso, and his fur is slightly coarse...not to mention because he's a Boy 2 things are evident...his "orange" cheeks...and his "bellybutton" {female ferrets don't have one, so please, don't assume, and try to avoid temptation by tickling the bellybutton, you'll be in for a very rude awakening...my mothers ex found out, after he blew a few razzies on Aramis's belly} Otherwise, they both look like they came from the same Parents.... |
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Valerie Bertinelli is marrying Tom Vitale. Both are in their 50's. Today I am headed to the VFW to participate in the activities there. God bless our men and women who fought for our freedom! |
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Yikes...lol Sorry if I messed anyone up...lol I didn't mean it as though today was memorial day....I re-read it and wow..I was either way tired or head fog kicked in. I was just posting this as not to forget I may or may not be here then and wanted a post on it. (Because of family funeral and visits) Have a great day.....and ....Just scratch this till its time. Due to me putting the word today on it. It was supose to say "Sometime this week for.... Feeling a bit dumb right now!!! I know those of you who know me are gonna razzz me for this one. Oh well..my part timers must have kicked in is all ima gonna say!. :::CURTSIES::: tip toes out of the thread...smiles |
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Mental Feng Shui
Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. Believe in love at first sight. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling. Don't judge people by their relatives. Talk slowly but think quickly. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?' Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze. When you lose, don't lose the lesson. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice. Spend some time alone. :peacelove: |
I'm thinking that my smart ass is going to get me into trouble one of these days.. Oh wait.. Too late!
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Like a ticker tape parade.
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I finally watched the Grey's Anatomy season finale last night that I had recorded on DVR... and I think that I sat with my hand over my mouth the whole time, sayin' "Oh my gawd"...
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ME TOO!! I just kept saying "nu-uh!! no he didn't!" That was a mad crazy episode!! I love Miranda...she is probably my favorite on that show...except for Dr. Torres of course....she can have my baby any freaking day!! :freak: |
Well....I do believe I have rescued another puppy, thanks to my Sissy......
And, while I may have 'rescued' her from the shelter (and certain demise), my sweet daughter has 'claimed' her.....she's feeding her....bathed her and they have bonded in the sweetest way! She has changed her name from "Toad" (God help me!) to Cotilla ~ which means "Nosey Parker" in Spanish. She's calling her "Coti" (KO-tee) for short. Tomorrow morning, we shall travel to Animal Trustees of Austin, where they will give her the once-over....I'm pretty sure she's not had her shots, probably needs a de~worming, and she's not spayed. I'm proud of my daughter. These two will be so good for each other! :doghead: (Coti really looks like that!) |
I'm watching an interview with the director of the new "Sex & The City" movie ~ I don't know his name..... and all I can focus on are his ears.....oh my.....
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I feel kinda :alarm: and :curtain: and :asswhip: today. Simultaneously. :blink: |
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