After much planning...I made it clear I wanted to stop at Donato's Pizza...
Amidst protests and random gagging noises, I went...
{I also bought 5 bucks worth of random flavored Pop Rocks, but that's another story}
After Dinner whilst watching "Hell's Kitchen" , I made a small observation...
"For a buncha naysayers, u 2 piggies really Snarfed up the pizza, Hungry much?"

{It was a Large hand-tossed 'The works', and I got a Pepperoni Stromboli for me and my bro}
:candle::hangloose:

Sooooooo..

I'm at the bus stop and this middle aged chinese lady with a slight accent looks at me and says, "David! Come here, sit here.." I say that I am not David, my name is Tony, hello.. She says that I look just like her boyfriend, David.. I say, "no, not David." She keeps looking at me.. I jokingly offer to show her my ID.. She says, "No, I want to see something else.." I say, "Oh? What do you want to see?"

She then whispers something that I don't catch.. I say, "What?".. She whispers again.. I move closer.. She says, "I want to see you dick!".. I pull back and laughingly say, "No, only certain people get to see that.." She nods and then says, "You're very handsome.." I say, "Well thank you.." As I look a little despretly for the bus.. She then puts her hand on my thigh and starts torward my crotch.. I move her hand away and say, "No, thank you though.."

She pulls out some paper and a pen from her purse and starts writting something down.. I was hoping it WASN'T her number.. The buses pull up at this point and I get up.. I happen to be following her and she starts to grin and gestures for me to follow her onto the bus.. I shake my head and point to the bus behind her's and walk.. Fast.. To get on my bus..

lol.. God, how I love San Diego transit..

I also watched a homeless guy casually take his shoes, and then his pants off and settle back against the building he was leaning against.. In his boxers.. He saw me looking at him and gave me a lil head nod.. Which I returned with a thumbs up sign.. I then waited for my bus.. I don't think anyone else noticed..

Thank you, San Diego!

-Tony, who wishes he had a camera phone for some of this shit..

I've seen some funny stuff on this show...
This, hands down, Tops 'em all off as the Gayest , funniest shit...



:hamactor:

Water Balloons.. I think I'm in love..



:|

My babygirl just got this message from My cell service provider cos it's running slow:

Our system is experiencing problem at this moment, your message was not sent successfully. We apologize the incontinence caused, please try to send your reply later.

I think I need to e-mail someone at the company and suggest either spellcheck, or maybe that someone reads what's being sent out to people :|

And my second thought (because my first was "do they use that term differently over there?") was, "dang, i am irritated that Hy isn't gonna get my reply, but i ain't gonna pee myself over it!"

:byebye:

OHHH.. Engrish! How I love thee.. lmao http://www.engrish.com

OMG.. I think this is who wanted to molest me at the bus stop..

I eat watermelon with a fork and knife and have the salt shaker and a napkin on hand as well. :tease:

Ditto.

And then I drink the juice off the plate and try to filter the seeds with my teeth.

I don't get all clever with it like that (my hand/teeth coordination is not good). I push the seeds off the rind and onto the plate as I go until there's nothing but juice in the rind and then I drink it from the rind.

"When I use a word,’ Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, ‘it means just what I choose it to mean — neither more nor less.’

’The question is,’ said Alice, ‘whether you can make words mean so many different things.’

’The question is,’ said Humpty Dumpty, ‘which is to be master — that’s all."

~ Lewis Carroll (Through The Looking Glass)

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I REALLY want a blackjack taco from tacobell.I dont know why...they dont even make them anymore!!!