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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-04-2014 05:44 AM
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Candelion 05-04-2014 07:35 PM
Give a butch a fish and she'll eat for a day.
Teach a butch to fish and she'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day. ;)

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Gemme 05-04-2014 07:41 PM
I like this thread. It's cute and gives me a chuckle, but I wonder if we could do away with the 'water cooler' types jokes.....blondes, butches, femmes, blacks, Jews, etc. One may not seem like the others but those types of jokes pick on particular groups and that doesn't seem funny to me.

Candelion 05-04-2014 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 907733)
I like this thread. It's cute and gives me a chuckle, but I wonder if we could do away with the 'water cooler' types jokes.....blondes, butches, femmes, blacks, Jews, etc. One may not seem like the others but those types of jokes pick on particular groups and that doesn't seem funny to me.
The light-hearted teasing between butches and femmes is all part of the dynamic for me. Because we adore, understand, and appreciate each other, I know good-natured teasing when I see it. And I enjoy it. :)


Off to post about the exciting baked potato I had for dinner. :p.

Happy_Go_Lucky 05-04-2014 08:07 PM
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This joke is "WONDERful" :)

Happy_Go_Lucky 05-04-2014 08:25 PM
Gemme, I personally promise I will never make fun of water coolers. Criss cross apple sauce. :)

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gotoseagrl 05-04-2014 08:42 PM
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

Happy_Go_Lucky 05-05-2014 05:55 AM
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Orema 05-05-2014 06:42 AM
What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

Five drinks.

Gemme 05-05-2014 08:14 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Candelion (Post 907738)
The light-hearted teasing between butches and femmes is all part of the dynamic for me. Because we adore, understand, and appreciate each other, I know good-natured teasing when I see it. And I enjoy it. :)


Off to post about the exciting baked potato I had for dinner. :p.
It's okay. We all have different levels of what we find acceptable and what we deem teasing. No harm done.

I will point out that not all butches are 'she', though. :)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy_Go_Lucky (Post 907746)
Gemme, I personally promise I will never make fun of water coolers. Criss cross apple sauce. :)

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Happy, I applaud your efforts to make water coolers everywhere feel safe.

:cheer:

Candelion 05-05-2014 09:01 AM
Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria.

Socks can eat any place they want.

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Kobi 05-05-2014 03:39 PM
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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-05-2014 04:35 PM
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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-05-2014 08:39 PM
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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-06-2014 06:13 AM
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Kobi 05-06-2014 07:01 AM
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Two sausages were cooking in a pan.

The first sausage said to the other sausage: is it me, or is it hot in here?

The other sausage stared in horror, then screamed: OMG! A TALKING SAUSAGE!

Candelion 05-06-2014 02:10 PM
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ;)

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Happy_Go_Lucky 05-06-2014 05:56 PM
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Kobi 05-07-2014 09:12 AM
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Candelion 05-07-2014 10:35 AM
I got a sweater for my birthday....I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner.

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