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"That's why you get the extra long bun length ones" and... "FYI, your box is full" |
"Once this ball gets wet, its game over". :|
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"Have you ever tried the Bush?" (referring to a Fried chicken place :|)
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I can push it back a little further until you get off. it = my work break get off = end of work day apparently i'm dating someone with a dirty mind since she was the one to point it out to me :laughin: |
Me (talking about one of the systems at work that went down): "Can you get it up Charlie?"
Charlie (taking it out of context): "I'm not that past my prime Hollylane" My response: :| |
just because its tight doesnt mean it wont fit!
if i slap it any harder i'll have to take it home with me look,i told you,you have to get on your knees to get it. ETA: just read on yahoo. "swimmer rips suit,tops Phelps" :blink: |
I'm not going to break it; I'm going to break it in.
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So tonight, you are gonna lay on the bed, and I am gonna lay it on top of you.... :praying:
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"Okay...I'm being good 'cause you're inside."
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"It's not always the size that matters, sometimes it's all about the cream..." :superfunny:
Said at a team meeting when a couple staff were discussing and comparing the two cakes for the director's birthday celebration. |
"does it hurt, leave your knee unsettled or have no effect at all?"
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Charlie the co-worker again...
"Are you going to eat that, or just keep walking around smelling it?"
and... "She's had that banana up her nose for about 15 minutes now" |
on my facebook page, we had fun with:
"Got a BJs (discount store) membership today." |
Recenlty overheard at a crowded & noisy restaurant (a befuddled Maitre D' trying to confirm a reservation by phone):
"The reservation is for a BJ?" [Nope, it wasn't THAT kind of an establishment.] |
:sunglass:"about time you went down on it"
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"Could he shoot a few blanks?"
[Instructions for a photographer spoken to a business associate. Also falls into category of That Awkward Moment.] |
From an email I just sent to my Rabbit Advocate and hay supplier friend...
Hay Jan, I mean Hey Jan... I hope you and your buns are doing good. |
Why didn't you wet the tip first?
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" We were never together. But I had to break up with her like 10 times." LMAO
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"I have one eye. You have two heads."
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