That awkward moment when the femme from your past joins this site, reads your posts in "that awkard moment" .... knowing they are about her..... and she thanks them

That awkward moment when someone sends you a txt asking a favor and you can't bring yourself to ask a question in return.

~F..*** awkward
 

...moment... when you realize you've become the older lesbian younger women hit on... "Will you text me tomorrow?"... The fact I spoke with your mother more than I did to you on your 21 bday should answer that question.

Also, when you asked for my number and I said I worked for the FBI and I don't give out my number should've come as a second clue. But yes, you were cute *S And...your mom is a school nurse ....

...f*** Awkward.....

That awkward moment when you txt your wifey, who's moved away recently, telling her how much you miss her and how badly you need her to be rubbing on your cock.... And you get a reply from her phone, it's her 19 yr old daughter saying mom left her phone at the apartment while she ran to the store o_O

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The moment that I have to tell you that this is a picture of mold

TAM when you realize you had the TOTALLY wrong idea about things, but you've already opened your mouth...

This happens to me often.

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From a friend's FB page...
 

more shopping fun!
 

So....I went to the self checkout at Walmart...typically I won't. I feel it takes jobs away...and as a former cashier...I don't love that...nor do I love paying to check my own things out...but I digress...

I'm done with my order....and gathering my things...and the automated stoopid voice keeps telling me every 3 seconds to "Please take your items!" and I'm trying to get my wallet in my bag and get the 3 bags of stuff I bought....and the endless rant of the voice thing is unnerving......so I started saying under my breath, " I AM taking my items!" "Give me a minute!" which ultimately turns into......"Shut the fuck up!!" because I'm peeved by now....and I look up to find....the REAL cashier that supervises the auto check out...is RIGHT THERE.... Sooo I smile and say... "I hate these things!!" and she tells me to have a good day.......

I'm going to start headlining these stories as "reasons I should be a hermit" :|

Car fun!
 

Before Coffee:
So...I woke up and my car was plowed in....

I'm trying to get IN the car to get it started and warm it up to make the whole clearing off easier....

I try and try to open the door...but it's frozen shut...I thought :|
After pulling and pulling and getting it open only a crack...and then trying to get my fingers in enough to really pull....then....I suddenly realize...the snow is piled sooo high it is blocking the door from opening... :blink:

After Coffee:
So...
My dad went out and cleared off my car <3 (I stayed over since the roads were bad after work)
I get in to leave...I have the door open...and without thinking, turn on the wipers....and end up with a lap full of snow....joyousness....

Last night at work:

My employer insisted on walking me down to my car (it couldn't make it up her driveway) and helped me clear off my car...
She pulled up my wiper blade to clear my windshield on her side and it comes off in her hand :| Long story short...we fumbled in the dark giggling like girls because we Just COULD NOT get it....I was going to resort to tying the wiper on with yarn... (we did try...lol ) but she decided electrical tape would be best....it's still on there...so.... :hangloose:

more weather fun....
 

Totally forgot this one...or two....

I get to my dad's house last night...taking refuge from the snow after a 3 hour drive (that typically takes an hour) from work.

My dad, his best friend and my brother are all sitting down to dinner... I come in and take off my soaking wet freezing cold shoes....at that time I realize that my scrub pants are drenched on the bottom....and as I try to walk, there are balls of ice in the cuffs that are so big I nearly trip on them. I exclaim...without thinking, "I can't walk with these big balls in my pants!!" :|

So....then....

I hurry to the bathroom....cuz I'm dying to pee....I get in the bathroom and plop down....completely forgetting this is a male dominated environment...and about fall in cuz the seat is up :| My shrieks were heard by all....

That awkward moment when your normally distant kitty is loving and snuggly all day. And then you realize at the end of the day she shat all over your nice clean sheets and she looks at you like she did a good deed.

Yo Beas!
 

That awkward moment when your sister walks in on you having phone sex! This happened to me years ago. She was so pissed at me. As I was doing this on her sofa! :|

That awkward moment...
 

That awkward moment when ....this Femme yells out OH MY GOD, I'VE GOT A HARD ON!! I WANT THAT!!! then she discovers her roommate's door wasn't shut and he heard EVERYTHING !

(I am not responsible for my spontaneous excitement when loopy on pain meds)

That ohhh so awkward moment.....

I was at wally world.... in a big hurry...walked in the lady's room and found they had.... remodeled. I was JUST thinking...hmmm those are some funny sinks....when it struck me... I was in the men's room :|

I hurried my happy ass out of there...and OF COURSE....no one saw me go in to stop me.. but when I came out there were 3 cashiers staring....one of them is particularly witty (and knows me since I'm there wayyyy too much) and says...."well...I had no idea that's how you rolled...."

Well, at least now I know what it looks like.....ahem