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I joined AARP today....they sent my card the week after my 50th birthday.
Snack teased me about it.....so I got him one too. Take that! :cheesy: |
A friend's 13-year-old daughter asked, "What's it like to be grown up?"
I said, "It's not much different from being a kid except that you're busier and if you don't do your work and chores it matters more. And work is more boring than school." *facepalm* |
You know you're getting older when everyone around you is 20 years older and it matters more than it did 20 years ago.....ugh....
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THIS is how I feel sometimes LOL
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when you have an email conversation with your best friend and it goes like this
(I was given permission to share this little exchange, my bf is not of this site.) Her…OMG! I HAD TO FART HELLA BAD AND TRIED TO HOLD IT IN AND MAKE IT BACK TO MY DESK. DIDN'T HAPPEN. I TOOTED ALL THE WAY BACK TO MY DESK HELLA LOUD. I AM GOING TO DIE OF EMBARRASSMENT. Me—lol Her-- THIS IS NOT FUNNY. IT JUST CAME ON. I HAVE GAS FROM HELL. MAYBE LUNCH. NOT EATING NUTRISYSTEM FOOD?? IDK. BUT I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I STINK UP THE WHOLE PLACE. I AM BURPING TOO. Me- I CANT HELP IN IM BOUT TO CRY FROM SILENT LAUGHTER… POOR THING… Go potty honey Her- there is a cloud surrounding my desk. i have a spray bottle for the bad ones but ppl are not stupid they know i am sitting her farting my ass off. I can't help it. they are escaping. i went to the pharmacy and bought some medicine but i will be gone before it starts to work. i only have a few minutes left. i hope you have a good laugh to. I will when I get home. but for now i will settle for no more loud ones. hahaha you know your getting older when these kinds of exchanges are suddenly very normal... I cant help if ive brought myself to tears with laughter...poor thing.. I hope only for a little laughter and no tot have offended anyone.. |
I think we have talked abou this in this thread
haha I have so done this oops...
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with older, ... more charm. with older, ... more bold. with older, ... more ass.
now put all of those together and add butch. you have an older charming bold assed butch. |
Gravity...
whether you like it or not, becomes your best friend. :(
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When you look in the mirror and see the faces of long departed family members staring back. When the hell did that happen? And, when the distinguished salt and pepper hair has turned mostly white. WTF?!? :eatinghersheybar: |
Well from time to time, this birthday thing shows up and seems like the number just keeps going up. Otherwise I would have clue. *snicker*
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When I can hardly get myself off the floor when playing with my niece and nephew. Omg... Haha. I felt creaks and cracks and pain. So crazy!!!
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This is a little off-topic, but I thought you all would appreciate it in here:)
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I say "huh", or "what" alot with soft spoken people, especially to my wife. Or maybe it's just selective hearing.. :devil:
On another note, one of the strange things I experience a lot is I hear better when I'm wearing my glasses.... |
I was organizing books today in the second-hand store I volunteer in (it supports the local food bank) when I heard myself say: "I'm sitting down on the floor now to do the bottom shelves. If you don't see me in an hour or so, come and see if I'm stuck down here." :|
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When your nephew asks if your 50 yet?
You respond "No honey, I'll be fifty next year" Then he says " are you dumb"? 1964 to 2012 is 48! DOH!!! How and when did I forget how old I was? Cool beans I'm 48 for another year!!!! |
When a profound conversation, a surperb cup of coffee, and a good poop rank right up there with an orgasm on the pleasure scale. |
When decadence is...a night off with extra, extra parmesan on top of home-made mac and cheese an' added Serrano jamon.
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When you get up from sitting down and you make that..uuhhhh,, sound just to get up!! lol,,,Used to laugh at those who did that,,now I do!! lol......
OneOfAKind.. (f) ....your posts made me laugh,,I was going to post the one about multi tasking but you beat me to it !! Guess that's another sign,,tooo damn slow !! lol,,,Enjoy your eve/day one and a/ALL.... :byebye: |
When you realize your favorite movie....The Princess Bride......was released 25 years ago. Buttercup and Wesley must be grandparents by now. And, "as you wish" is prolly no longer used as a term of endearment and devotion. It is prolly code for "stfu and stop nagging me". Been a long day. :blink: |
Cary Elwes (Westley) now:
http://www.moviesplanet.com/upload/a...4088/image.jpg And then: http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7...79kpo1_400.jpg Yeah, I am sure he is a Grandpa by now:) |
Robin Wright Penn now:
http://www.celebrityrush.com/celebri...1256289961.jpg Robin Wright Penn (Buttercup) then: http://content8.flixster.com/photo/6...398854_ori.jpg |
[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGk21VQu1TE"]Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me - Cellphone (HBO) - YouTube[/nomedia]
soooo meee.....soooo old...lol |
omg....wow
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When you start having white eyebrow hairs. Jesus.
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When you get out of bed to walk to the bathroom and every bone in your body is snap crackling and popping like rice crispies and your gf looks at you and says ... Omg are you ok ...cause she is worried ??? And I'm like ... Yeah babe I'm just old ..
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When the sound of screaming kids make you want to say, "shut up!" But I don't because I was a screaming kid once. I just turn up my music or put headphones on. :)
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When the candles cost more than the cake. :candle::candle::candle::candle:
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You know you are getting older when you keep saying life is too short.
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jus' sayin'...
you know you're gettin' older when you can not remember yesta'day like it was jus' yest'aday...
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when your knees hurt worse when you get up in the morning than they did when you went to bed. Dang mower
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When you no longer qualify to sit at The Kids table for family dinners. LOL
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I LOVE the sounds of children. It actually makes me feel younger.
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Stolen from FB
if you know what this is: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...rpmadapter.jpg
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That won't with my wind up Victrola!:sunglass:
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