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You'll forgive me if I don't loan You my polish..... You are just wrong on so many levels......lol :downhillski: |
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Ha! What's scary is that there are A LOT of levels! ;) Do you have a nail file by chance? I'll give it back .... (something tells me I need a buffer for that biggun toe though...) |
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hee hee..... I was thinking more along the lines of loaning You my SANDER! ;) (It's really good....I use it on my heels.... :| ) |
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Well, judging by the size and shape of that toe - please include the heaviest sheet you've got... I might be a while. |
To further honor opposite day....
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I don't use that list, GemmieLicious.....I use a list called "National Days"...........I'm sure there are a dozen more collections....I'd be here all day, huh? :D :bouquet: |
No harm, no foul either way!
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Well....not according to ELLEN....Dominatrix o' The World....
TODAY ~January 26th~ is National Australia Day :fishswim::fishswim::fishswim: |
:australia: G'Day mate!:cheesy:
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Looks like someone started the festivities early ....
http://files.myopera.com/m2m99/album....jpg_thumb.jpg Wow, they party hard down under, eh? |
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He's a braggart, to be sure.
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today is...
absolute bullshit!!!! x3 they blew my fucking vein and my arm is the size of a watermelon. nice,, real fucking nice!:explode:
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I'm going to hell, I know this already....
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I'm sorry, but I just got an image of popeye in my head. http://myexercise4fitness.com/wp-con.../10/popeye.jpg ...'cause I eats mah spinach ... |
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Oh dear....SOMEone has a potty mouth! Does someone need a Diva Hug? :gimmehug: Quote:
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Today is...National Kazoo Day!! (yes, its true)
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It's National Play Your Kazoo in Australia Day!!! |
TODAY ~January 27th~ is National Punch The Clock Day and dear gay, help me National Thomas Crapper Day :wtf: I can hardly wait to see what NJ comes up with on THIS one! :lol2: |
Ah yes, the God of Porcelain Gods!
http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets7.jpg
The "to go" model .... *knee slap* (get it?!?! "to go"???) http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funn...ilet-12283.jpg (I'm hearing crickets) The redneck version of executive washrooms ... http://www.thatsweird.net/Pictures/funnytoilets4.jpg Stomach viruses are no longer an excuse for staying home .... http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures...toilet-YSY.jpg |
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I was suspicious that the Punching O' The Clock would take a back seat (get it? SEAT??? :| ) with NJ.....ROFL!
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I didn't find anything worthy of posting for that ... I kept finding ... uhhh ... crap! (get it?!?! crap?!?! crapper!?!?! need to sit on a seat?!?!?) but I'm still on the lookout. :) |
What a bunch of Thomas Crap this is! :turkeyday:
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I see someone doesn't appreciate the concept of a good crapper ....
http://www.officialdudley.com/crapper.jpg |
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Dear gay......that's Barney, my neighbor.....he NEVER puts the lid down. :bandana: |
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LMAO ... oh my gawd woman, you are twisted. (and need to move). |
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I think You should move HERE! There's a vacant trailer....it's all pimped out and everything! It's got a baby jeebus still on the front porch! They took the manger. :| |
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Hey sister, I don't need Barney as my neighbor ... I just got used to my whack-a-loon neighbors... (But the baby jeebus on the front porch is somewhat appealing....) |
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I punched the clock (it hurt) and appreciated Thomas Crapper's crafty work (it hurt a bit less). So, I guess I'm done for the day......:blink: |
TODAY ~January 28th~ is National Kazoo Day :fart: National Clash Day :deepthoughts: & National Rattlesnake Round~Up Day In Texas, there are celebrations galore! :quickdraw: |
This one?
http://nickismyhomeboy.files.wordpre...2/theclash.jpg
... and sorry... I don't like snakes. Ew. Might get back to you, re: kazoo. ;) |
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I have no earthly idea! And I'm with YOU.....snakes...ICK! |
or this ....... ??
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That's Barney's wife, NJ. :beatnik:
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LMAO ... omg, am I sensing an omen ....? :ohm: |
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Or an "Oh, mAAAAAANNNNNN!" |
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You know, oddly enough, I can see them together. (Thus proving, love is blind). God bless 'em. |
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