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my son @ 0530
I lost my wallet, have you seen it?
seconds later: Never mind, I found it. |
To my g/f yesterday: "Good Morning, Sexy!"
Response: "I think you have the wrong number" and I did lol |
You always take my breath away my beautiful babygirl.
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My sister telling me she is getting her BC out and trying for a baby.
She also thought it would be a good idea for me to have one as well. :wtf::rofl: |
it said, "thank you for nailing it"
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(my sister)" if you are in the mood, let's go out to dinner" :phonegab: (Seriously Sis? going out is always amazing!)
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Your prescription is ready for pick up.
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It came from Mom this morning
My Tom Cat is a Moma |
A picture of a cherry pie my best friend friend made from scratch today. Too bad she lives halfway across the country.
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A photo that was taken last night :)
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My best friend text me about a customer complaint she was informed of today at work. It made me laugh.
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Take time to stop and smell the brisket. Haha!
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I have received atleast 30 texts this morning all before 8:00am on my sick day. Here are some of the best;
I love you Take care Rest Drink whiskey for pain Cuddle with the baby kitty |
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More fun texts for the day.
Pretty daddy I love you daddy Both from a dear buddy. Haha :) Now if I could only figure out how to get a femme to send me texts like that life would be yummy. :) |
My mom told me she found my former babysitter on Facebook...
I sent her a friend request...lol I'm boggled |
Best txt today is my every morning txt from my mother.. Always says .. Good morning hope you have a good day.. Love you ..mom ...as if I don't know who it's from to begin with she's has to put love you mom. Lol. No txt could ever beat the ones from my mother
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"I think I might stalk you tomorrow."
(But, she's cool. So, no worries.) |
I griped to my mother briefly about a coworker, and told her I just keep my face as neutral as possible when she's in full flap. Mom texted back, "Yep, it's your best defense against even the biggest jizz-trumpet!" My 60yo, Catholic, retired schoolteacher mother.
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From a dear friend fighting with Siri, cracking me up today...I needed that
My accent isn't sick. I said fake Siri. OK I give up. My accent is not Fick LMFAO.
THICK |
A text conforming that my best friend and I are going to the movies! Some much needed girl time!
Zimmeh |
From my girlfriend so I'm not worried so much and pacing a ditch in my living room floor about her. But I still worry about her.
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Mr insurance man was just here.... he is so short...lol
Everyone is short..my Amazon woman! |
sometimes a couch is just a tunnel
a friend discussing a leopard print chaise lounge I use to own.
F: gosh, you had the prettiest, comfiest cooch. I could be on it for hours. v: ... F: *cooch. I meant cooch v: ... F: COUCH. COUCH. COUCH. |
First thing this morning
I got this from one of my closest friends, who happens to be one of the sweetest, most laid back, non-judgemental girly-girls I know. I wish every day started with laughter like this...
Her: Good morning, handsome Me: Mornin', hot stuff Her: Here's a little something I saw on my way to work this morning that will make your day. Before I send you the pic, let me say it's way too early for major head tilting moments like this, but this is Darwin worthy *sends picture* Me: Uhh...I have no words Her: I didn't either, at first. But I do now... Her: The stupid is strong in that one Me: lmfao Me: You caught me completely off guard with that one. You usually leave such niceties up to me Her: mmhmm...you're rubbing off on me, sweets. Me: Oh, go ahead and blame the innocent, why don't ya lol Her: ;) |
Have a great day! Love you bunches!
Mom 4am😀 |
I love you fee aunt say
I totally busted out laughing!!! |
I got you boo
From my work wife <3 |
I need a hug that leads to wild sex..😂😂..my friends are fools
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My son's and I often speak to each other, via songs ....
That I've sung to them over the years.
Early, this morning, both of my son's texted me the same song, within minutes of each other. So grateful for the inseparable bond that we share. :stillheart: Listen to Al Wilson - Show And Tell [NO RUSH] by NO RUSH #np on #SoundCloud https://soundcloud.com/no_rush/show-and-tell-no-rush |
Mom...you a happy football fan this morning?
Me...yes Ma'am Mom...guess you are wearing all shades of orange today huh? Me...you know it Mom knows me better than I do😀 |
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My BFF being facicious (sp)
Them : Are you taken?
Me: At this moment I'm taking time to perfect my tortilla making skills...but you are welcome to be my guinea pig. Them: I already am! Duh.... |
ADHD in action
I got these texts back to back, in exactly this order, seconds apart, with no response in between and from the same person:
"I just saw a woman's asshole!!" "Do you want beer?!" "A woman's pants just split and I saw her fucking brown eye!!!" "I'll get beer!" And no, the drinking didn't start until AFTER the texts �� |
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From my best friend...
I went to hardware store twice yesterday, both times there was people in line with sleds...they made a killing yesterday on those orange sleds and all the kids have to play on is ICE, no sled needed to bust ya ass in that lol
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A good morning text with a pic of a froggy and his pretty dragonfly friend
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"I appreciate all you do"
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Texting with the boss today.....
B.. you only need 10? Me.. for Tuesday yes B.. ok thanks for the heads up, I won't touch the wheat Me.. hmmm just what are you touching? B... the ways i could go with that question, let's say pizza Me... haha yeah twas your vebage 😉 |
Best Text
Last night from my friend of 35 years.
"I love you!" |
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