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overheard at a diner...
waitress to cook: "is our pork of the day roast?" |
The word LOVE is a verb. To love someone is not a passive act that just happens, it requires real work and is not easy.
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My imaginary players sucked this weekend! :footballpass:
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"oh, yes. oh FUCKING yes."
Subway Harrasser Messes With The Wrong Woman
via Jezebel http://jezebel.com/5696376/subway-fl...n-to-mess-with |
guess i better get some sleep .. have to work for the "man" next couple days.. dont want to fall asleep in a crawl space with the rest the critters.
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I saw the world's greatest bumper sticker when I went out for milk.
It stated,...and I quote... "If your going to ride my ass, you could at least pull my hair." :| The driver was kinda hot so I was tempted to tailgate. :mohawk: |
Threw freight today at work... didn't break a nail... I did however manage to stab myself with my *safety* knife... I never knew that there are so many new flavors of Hershey's Kisses... Now M & M's are getting in on it... I may have held way to many nuts in my hands today... I have heard the term working your ass off but has anyone heard the term working your tata's off? Just a girl and her rambling thoughts... |
I had really wanted to see the movie Skyline because I love alien type stuff. My parents went to the theater to watch it and said it was absolutely horrible. Totally busted my bubble... :(
So.... I saw this "literal" trailer for the movie and thought it was kinda funny (I have a quirky sense of humor) so here ya go... |
Not really what I had in mind this Christmas... :|
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...ae00daaf00.jpg |
50 secrets your Pilot wont tell you:
#12 - “There’s no such thing as a water landing. It’s called crashing into the ocean.” -Pilot, South Carolina :blink::blink: #14 “Most of you wouldn’t consider going down the highway at 60 miles an hour without your seat belt fastened. But when we’re hurtling through the air at 500 miles an hour and we turn off the seat belt sign, half of you take your seat belts off. But if we hit a little air pocket, your head will be on the ceiling.” -Captain at a major airline :blink::blink: #15 “If you’re going to recline your seat, for God’s sake, please check behind you first. You have no idea how many laptops are broken every year by boorish passengers who slam their seat back with total disregard to what’s going on behind them.” -John Nance #16 “There is no safest place to sit. In one accident, the people in the back are dead; in the next, it’s the people up front.” -John Nance :blink::blink: #20 “We don’t make you stow your laptop because we’re worried about electronic interference. It’s about having a projectile on your lap. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want to get hit in the head by a MacBook going 200 miles per hour.” -Patrick Smith :seeingstars: |
Just had a wonderful evening with my BFF....she curled my hair with her steam rollers and coiffed my bouf.....that was so nice. And she didn't even flinch when I had to blow my nose! :stillheart:
Then she drove me (I think to get me out of the house and eat something other than soup!) for BBQ.....I could TASTE it!!! :) Thank You, Sissy! I love You!!! |
... hey yep im drinking out of the ACDC cup again this morning.. this is the back side of it.. hmmm wait.. is it really the back side or the front side..??? lol pondering thought.... lol have a good day everyonehttp://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...5/acdccup2.jpg
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lol im thinkin i should buy a air ticket "chaep one" then go to the airport packin with nuthin but my robe covering.
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The Power of Reggae....
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I just flew back from AZ from a business trip and, I kid you not, the idiot in front of me let her son (probably age 3 or 4) STAND in front of his sister (maybe 7 or 8) because they both wanted to look out the window during landing. :blink: Idiot husband, sitting on the other side of the plane with the rest of the kids said "hold his arm honey, he'll be fine." Really? :| Morons shouldn't have children. I kept praying we had a smooth landing, because I really didn't want to see a couple young children die or get seriously injured right in front of me. Note to idiots: If the flight attendants are sitting down and strapped in, there's a really good reason. Sit your ass down (and make sure your kids are too)! |
making progress!!
Today my Wii fitness age is 43! I'm 42, so I'm getting there. My goal is 18. LMAO! Now if I could just get my mojo back....
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Today after the store opened it was crazy... Seriously... dress your dang children before you take them out in 30 degree weather... On another note... I was over in between toys and infants and this little girl is trailing behind her mom... She stops dead in her tracks... and says..."I have to pee!" she gets this look on her face and hangs her head... "I peed..." I had to turn around so that she didn't see me laugh... Her mom never once acknowledged her... I wanted to pick up the nearest heavy item and throw it at her... I am so that I am on the front end this Friday working registers... I did however manage to not break any nails today or stab myself with my *safety* razor... |
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happy that my sweetie figured out sprinkler system...however by her doing that looks like im gonna have to electric mow the yard(didnt even realize they made those kinda lawnmowers) yay for me :|
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Just don't run over the extension cord. :blink: |
My back can stop hurting any day now :(
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The dog ran off today and had some fun and then proceeded to run into the street we live in a NYC suburb with a Blvd full of traffic I can't have this!! Its too much for me. bad dog:|
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Heard from My sister in My bathroom - "You need some magazines in here"
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Happy Holidays to everyone!!!
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The best way out is always through.
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Sometimes I wish things could be easier but their always harder for a reason
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I don't want to go to thanksgiving dinner in Ringwood, NJ its too far and its going to be cold. Just want to stay home and be with my dogs and my own turkey. I will cancel out tomorrow and get money to cook with. that is more important I think..
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They did tell a lady to remove her prosthetic breasts during TSA @ Airport Could u imagine such a scenario? "Um..Please remove the prosthetic penis" - "My what?" -"That..the um..prosthetic Penis" {People in Line behind me probably lookin like this --> :blink: } -"I can't.." -"~Cough~ Why not?" -"Long story short, my so-called prosthetic is a part of me as much as yours is to you, probably has a better name than yours, but I digress.." -"Ok tell u what, take off your Dick, or we'll have Bubba really Inspect and see how much a part of u it is, with the Added bonus of cavity check, w/o KY..And a hefty Fine + Possible jail.." {Again, people staring --> :blink::blink::blink:, some actually taking 3 steps back } Greyhound and Amtrak are starting to look Luxurious.... |
I adore this!!!! And you!
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First of all...I am an Amtrack gold card carrier for a damn fine reason. :| I have the greatest answer for such situations and :blink: type faces... Look at the "guard" in question and say with all seriousness possibly mustered... "I wish I had been this popular in school." And whip it out. What are they going to do..fine you for exposing a prosthetic penis they asked to see? All the :blink: faces should then turn into :| :| :| faces.. Problem solved. :) On a completely different note I think I know what I am doing next International Make Someone Uncomfortable Day. :| |
May your Thanksgiving be symbolic for giving thanks everyday.
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I was skulking through the gay&lesbian section of my local bookstore in puerto rico, I was 17 and saw a book titled "The Whole Lesbian Sex Book", yes I started browsing such an interesting Book, cuz I did want extra pointers ~cough~.. Cashier I had a huge crush on {main reason I visited the bookstore} tapped my shoulder and I lost my grip, book fell..She smiles asks "Can I help u find anything?".. I think I blanked out for a moment, lost in some fantasy, turned 6 shades of red when she picked up the book, I literally Squeaked "Not really.." |
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