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torchiegirl 11-29-2010 08:47 PM

is there any water in this heathen land that isn't crawling with inscets and vermin?

(I'm tired of camping)

katsarecool 11-29-2010 09:44 PM

I would give just about anything to find a fishing partner in this area. Yes. I do love to fish. Large mouthed bass mostly. Do love surf fishing as well. I daydream of finding a camping buddy to go camping, fishing and swimming with. I even bate my own hook thank you very much! I love using an open faced reel by Garcia (if they still make them) and my ex makes custom design rods and owes me one. My favorite way to fish is to use spring lizards and troll for the bass on a nice spring or fall day. They practically jump in the boat with spring lizards. I do believe in skinning and cooking what I catch. *sigh*

dixie 11-29-2010 10:29 PM

http://verydemotivational.files.word...al-cruelty.jpg

dixie 11-30-2010 12:10 AM

I'm glad neither of these people were my mother...
 
http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/u...-for-twats.png

Diva 11-30-2010 08:11 AM


Rook 11-30-2010 09:33 AM

Yes,Birgenia
There is snow, it exists as certainly as Fleece and central Heat, gas and electric Bills, and you know{or should know} they abound and give to your Life much Headaches and Debts...
Alas!!! How miserable this world would be w/o Snow,There would be no Snowmen, no Snow-Days off from School + Work, No sleigh Rides or Hot Cocoas enjoyed with those tiny marshmellows whilst Snuggling, making such cold winter weather Tolerable .
Not believe in Snow!!
You might as well not believe in Sex!! -snicker-

{yes, Im bored}

diamondrose 11-30-2010 01:15 PM

I think its sooo adorable how content my cat looks when he is scratching his scratching post.

katsarecool 11-30-2010 01:26 PM

Its almost like they are having little kittie orgasms!

Deborah 11-30-2010 01:33 PM

just pondering why life is so difficult sometimes....most times....all the time....sigh

diamondrose 11-30-2010 01:45 PM

Have you ever noticed how the different shaped pretzels all taste a little bit different

lipstixgal 11-30-2010 01:55 PM

The dogs are wanting my attention from the planet and I want to know what's for dinner tonight maybe a steak that would be nice and some potato gotta get to the fixins if that is going to be it or there will be no dinner:blink:

Tucker 11-30-2010 02:08 PM

Big Bird says.
 

Today was brought to you by the letters W,T and F!


Diva 11-30-2010 02:19 PM

THIS is hilarious!

> > [nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3iFhLdWjqc"]YouTube - Cats Playing Patty-cake, what they were saying...[/nomedia]< <

girl_dee 11-30-2010 02:29 PM

That you truly take your life into your hands when you ask someone from the south to *fry* anything..
:rolleyes:

lipstixgal 11-30-2010 02:56 PM

Well its time to fix dinner near east rice pilaf and chili and a salad, some rice for the dogs because they cry for food poor things they have nothing...:| yeah right...

Leigh 11-30-2010 03:24 PM

First xmas songs on the radio, then the Chipettes courtesy of My sister - gotta love eclectic varieties of music lol

Rook 11-30-2010 03:51 PM

Why does yogurt "expire"?
-"dont leave it out, it'll go bad"
-"last time I checked, it already was 'bad'"...

:blink:

lipstixgal 11-30-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rook (Post 238546)
Why does yogurt "expire"?
-"dont leave it out, it'll go bad"
-"last time I checked, it already was 'bad'"...

:blink:

I think that yogurt has an expiration date but you can eat, but don't leave it out on the counter or it will go bad..

Abigail Crabby 11-30-2010 05:43 PM


BestButchBoy 11-30-2010 05:55 PM

Never, never buy a plastic Christmas tree.

chefhmboyrd 11-30-2010 06:27 PM

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell

JustLovelyJenn 11-30-2010 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chefhmboyrd (Post 238714)
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
- Bertrand Russell

Thank you for this. Its just the reassurance I needed today.

JustLovelyJenn 11-30-2010 06:53 PM

I need a new sewing machine. Mine broke over a year ago. I have so many ideas for new shirts... new clothes... but I cant do anything without a sewing machine.... I wish I had the money for a new one... but the kids just come first.

little_ms_sunshyne 11-30-2010 08:06 PM

FLUSTERED!

JustJo 11-30-2010 08:43 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_y8qhm316y8...0/cat-fake.jpg

Diva 11-30-2010 09:07 PM

Fred likes to watch TV. He especially likes the commercials. :cat:

justkim 12-01-2010 09:06 AM

Today is National Pay it Forward Day...
 



I copied this from Facebook and thought I would share it here. I am not sure who the original person was who started this but lets do our part to keep it going...

‘Tis the Season! A random act of kindness goes a long way so…

PAY IT FORWARD!!!

What can you do?
ON DEC. 1st...
• Pay for someone’s cup of coffee…
• Buy someone some groceries…
• Get the next person’s gas…
• Help someone out…
• Donate something…
• Be creative!!!

When you do something for someone there’s a good chance they’ll do something for someone else. If not, at least you’ve done a good deed for someone.

So on December 1st share some kindness and spread some joy! It can be as little as a few dollars or as much as you want. No one needs to know!

Join me, won’t you?

(I'm trying to make this a national event so spread the word. Maybe one day it'll be a nationally recognized day!)

I won't be offended if you don't decide to participate, but please... spread the word!

justkim 12-01-2010 09:09 AM


Received this in a email... too funny not to share...

Wal-Mart surround sound

The new Super Wal-Mart near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.


diamondrose 12-01-2010 09:22 AM

I am in class :tiredcomputer: I know! I am being a bad bad girl!!:readrules: but I am having trouble containing my excitement about the card exchange!!!!!!!!!:happyjump: just saying!!

Diva 12-01-2010 09:22 AM

Last night, I had a neat dream about Reunion:

I had THE BEST dream last night and couldn't WAIT to share it with You!

It was Reunion....and in my dream, we were at a beach location and it was femmie bonding time. And Medusa, June and myself (it was my dream, after all! hee hee ) went over a sand dune and hid PURSES in the grasses and sand. The other femmies were on the other side of the dune. So then we called for them to look for a purse and they all came squealing and giggling, looking for a purse.

Then, we all went to the water's edge and stood in a line, holding hands, watching the sunset....it was almost worshipful....so lovely.

And I stood back and took a picture. There were some I recognized ~ Candace, Medusa, June, Pammie, Pixie, White Tigress, Julie (IF) and a bunch of others (maybe 30 of us)............and then, as the sun set, several of the women lifted the hands up.....sort of a gratitude thing.....it was so lovely. I remember WT had on a red, flowing dress....it was blowing in the sea breezes.....we were all wearing long dresses, actually.

It was a good dream. <smile>


rlin 12-01-2010 11:16 AM

“Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.”


bruce lee kicked ass in a lot of ways...

diamondrose 12-01-2010 11:35 AM

It gives me a laugh , everytime I am sitting here at my computer and at random my cat darts by, from the door to the living, across my hall to my bathroom and all I see is this black thing on four legs in the corner of my eye. He is such a mischevious boy!!

Diva 12-01-2010 12:17 PM

And speaking of cats.................


My postman just brought a couple of packages to my door. I always have to make Lucy sit and stay. She likes to dart out.

I was so excited to get a package (2!!!) in the mail.....so I came back in and went to the kitchen.

Then I heard Lucy crying at the window. And up on the window sill...on the OUTSIDE of the window........sat Ricky. And for a second, I'm going....what's Ricky doing out THERE?

He couldn't figure out how to get back IN! lol It's cold out there and he's a big ol' WHIMP!!!!!!!!!!!

Just_G 12-01-2010 12:52 PM

This has been an amazing week for me! Even though business has been more horrible than it has in over a year, and things are very trying and testing right now, I got a package in the mail Monday. It was an external hard drive for my computer. Many years ago I had a roomate that encouraged me to go to school and I kept telling her I wasn't ready. She called me Thanksgiving day to catch up. I told her of my 4.0 GPA, and she shrieked with excitement. We talked for a while and talked about computers, autocad, and how much room those programs take up. She is so excited about me going back to school that she sent me that hard drive so I could clean up my computer to make room for autocad/revet/illustrator. I cried when I got it...that was so thoughtful of her. I had no idea she was going to do that!

I pray every day for positive things to happen...and I pray for good things to happen to those that I love. Monday, I got that in return, and I got something that is really going to help me with my school in the long run. My friend is amazing and has gone out of her way to help me and it truly touched my heart! I will be sure to pay it forward as soon as I am able to do so!

God is good!

Sparkle 12-01-2010 01:03 PM

I wish I was at the Art Basel Miami.

Canela 12-01-2010 01:06 PM

I absolutely LOVE the holiday season!

asphaltcowboi 12-01-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justkim (Post 239213)
Received this in a email... too funny not to share...

Wal-Mart surround sound

The new Super Wal-Mart near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

LMAO!!! funny..

BestButchBoy 12-01-2010 01:44 PM

To fit more in your suitcase, roll up your clothes tightly instead of folding them. It will reduce wrinkles as well.

Abigail Crabby 12-01-2010 02:03 PM


Julien 12-01-2010 02:37 PM

I've come to realize that there are just so many hours in a day. Some things will have to wait until tomorrow. Prioritize is the key. Now whattodo, whattodo?:deepthoughts:


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