I can't tell You just how tightly I squeezed my legs together upon reading this......YIKES!!!!!!!!!!!

.. OMG....... GASP!!! ...
wow ....... gives me goose bumps and doing what diva.. mentioned on her reaction.. lol ....

Scarlet Gal and me are gettin toasted on wine, listening to southern progressive blues and rock...mercy..now she's rollin joints

Mel and me gettin' loaded tonight diggin Traffic
tokin smooth shit tonight

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVlbgqmxXNY"]YouTube- Traffic - The Low Spark Of High-Heeled Boys[/ame]

there's a [party with ScarletGal tonight y'all. lots of doobie and lots of CSNY for us ol timers...some Laura Nyro

Hi, I'm new and I'm here with parker and we've had a blast drinkin and toking
and i'm all over parker which is a no no

YIKES!!! You win. :eyebat:

This is one instance that I would NOT recommend taking a deep breath. :boink:

Mels' a friend and passed out...safe on my watch

I am freaking hungry

I need to go scrounge some grub

I'm thinking it's wild how some folks use a site like this to air their hurt feelings, in manipulative and/or boo-hoo ways. (I'm down with asking and providing support, though...)

Shoot me if I get like that. Please.
___

Then I'm thinking, I'm really missing Myrtle Ave. right now - in Brooklyn calling one of my three Chinese take-out places right across the street from my apt. and them just hearing my voice, saying my first name, guessing the number for the order and reiterating "NO MSG, right"!? :flowers:

I became very close with this one woman from Malaysia during this time. Her working and living conditions while in the city, separated from her spouse and child and extended family was horrific to me. But, she stayed, getting a home for ALL of them back in Malaysia - despite all of this crap here. She went several years without seeing any of them. I was tickled when her husband finally came to visit and she wanted to introduce me to him.

I love New York. I miss it. Nothing like N.Y.C. during the the winter holidays.

:flowers:

WILDCAT

planes trains n automobile randomness
 

Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you?

Neal: Yes.

Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?

Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat!

Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.

Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?

Neal: I threw it away.

Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.

Neal: Oh boy, what?

Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!

:happyjump:

Here is a virtual one then! <<<<<<hug to you Sue>>>>>>>

Random posting: The wintery rain has stopped for a brief minute, and it is absolutely beautiful today (in Austin).

The rain here in Houston stopped for a few as well

but it will return tomorrow

Susan Boyle's version of Wild Horses is incredible.

I really wish I could find another lesbian who wanted to live in Las Vegas. :ambulance:

Just when I thought the TV line-up for the night was sucking, I stumbled onto the movie Fargo!!! :clap:

I love this movie! Too much fun... (I'm SO VERY easily entertained.)

And it just started! Great!!

:popcorn:


:byebye:

Zingers are not curbing my craving for chocolate

I haven't really talked to my friend Karen since we graduated high school. We recently re-connected, but we haven't been able to actually "catch up".

She does however, send me the occasional email that seems to bring a smile to my face or crack me the (#&*@ up.

The ultimate New York teddy bear:
https://www.bordergatewayprotocol.ne...imations/1.swf

*sigh* There's no place like home.

Warning - the above link contains graphic New York language. If you don't think you can handle it, don't click the @#)(*$@)(# link.

ok than that has to sucks, the devils food cake ones should be chocolate :cool:

This made my morning thanks NJFemmie

Where is here?

This one will make you melt. I had to just post it here:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNy9jTeolUk&feature=PlayList&p=2901DB65E56 A4491&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=18"]YouTube- Twin baby moose in sprinkler[/ame]

computer techie humor..sort of
 

not sure where to post this but I ahve been cracking up all day....

background: I teach computer sceinces in an elementary school,,we got these new laser printers to save money....they break frequently..and our IT Director tells us it is our fault.

Ok last thursday the printer in my classroom stopped functioning,,this time it said error 1505....... no toner problem, no paper jams error 1505...i called the IT dept who said duh i dunno..so i talked ot the Director of It he siad look in the printer book..i told him i did..and there was no error 1505 listed....
so he drove 4 miles over to my school my classroom to see for himself...(rme)
and he read error 1505..so he calls the sharp people (name of the printer) they tell him to check again their is no error 1505....so we loose thursday no printer.....friday..we condinue the turn it off..turn it on..it stillsays error 1505, and we have another printer in the school that is flashing error 1505...........finally today at 1pm after several dozen phone calls to the sharp people...they send out a technician....to see this error that does not exist...
sure enough he reads the screen error 1505......and printer is not working no matter what. so Sharpy starts dismantling the printer to troubleshoot...
about 2 hours into this I am watching all interested and stuff... and I saw this "stink bug" that is sort of stuck to the laser drum.that is now laying on the floor..and big brave Butch that I am I say ewwww and point...and he removes it and says..nooooo that cant be it...
sure enough error 1505= stink bug.......printer works fine. technician went to next printer immediately removed the laser drum ..found a stink bug and removed it..that printer works fine.

printers 3000. repair person 1200. stink bug ......priceless

I am out of butter and don't know if I will be able to get the cookies done and out in time for the holidays.

Is it just me, or is the site running REALLY slow today?? :beatcomputer: