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You know you are getting older when you keep a pair of tweezers next to the computer just in case you find another of those darn chin hairs.
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You know you're getting older when your only child is almost 30 and is celebrating 6 years of marriage.
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Thinking that maybe it isn't cuz I am getting old, just might be senility setting in......Whatever it is you know it when you shower, wash your hair and apply conditioner....Hour later you look in the rear view mirror checking out the traffic and notice your hair still looks wet...Crap, forgot to rinse out the conditioner!:blink:
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You know when you get an appointment with the chiro at 7am !!! I hate mornings !!
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You know when you're getting older when you turn the music down instead of up.
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Getting up includes noises my Grandpa made :|
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If your birthday cake is down to the three past present and future candles because you would set off the smoke alarm lighting two boxes (maybe 3 :| ) of candles
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You know your getting older when:
A new sales rep, sporting the age of 19-20 looks at you and says, wowwww did you hear that song by Shaggy? I start thinking, the Scooby Doooooo song in my mind and he says; Nooooooooooooooooooo Shaggy he is singing Angel,Angel of the morning. I said Newwwwwwwwwwwwww OMG that's a re-make! Angel of the Morning" 1967 is a popular song written by Chip Taylor that has been recorded numerous times, and has been a charting hit single for several artists including Merrilee Rush, Juice Newton, Nina Simone, P.P. Arnold, Olivia Newton-John, The Pretenders/Chrissie Hynde, Dusty Springfield, Mary Mason, Melba Montgomery, and Billie Davis. The rep said, Not, it's F*%king new, your the old one. |
Looking at my hands thinking these are my mother's hands, arthritis and all. Not good. :watereyes:
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When things that used to be up here.......are now....down there.
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I look in the mirror and I am looking more and more like my mother who passed away at 53....atleast I look like her 35ish age picture!
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You know you are getting older when you don't do what you are suppose to be doing and there isn't anyone there to point it out!
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I hate to admit this one
Today I was going out the door and passed a mirror and freakedddddddddddd out. My shirt was inside out! I gonna :praying: on this one. |
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I think it might be a femme thing ..... :jester: |
Got my hair cut today, is it me or does there seem to be more grey hair on the drape than the last time? :buzz cut:
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When in order to text I have to push my phone further and further and FURTHER away from me in order to see the letters I'm typing!!!
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People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity You wake up, looking like your driver's license picture. You sing along with the elevator music You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. |
You give up all your bad habits and you still don't feel good.
You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. You get into a heated argument about pension plans Your drugs of preference are now vitamins. Youthful injuries return with a vengeance |
When it takes both of you to flock your pool, then sit and rest, out of breath and smoke a ciggie.
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when you see this on fb ans say NO WAY are you kidding !
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Twelve hour work days use to be the norm for me. I know that I am getting older because now it takes me encouraging myself all day to just work 8 hrs.
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when Simon and Garfunkel's Mrs Robinson comes on and you suddenly realize you could be her!
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lol gaea neveahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol
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You know your getting old when you have to keep looking up above on the headliner, to remember what Thread your actually posting in...
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You know your getting old when you have one of these http://www.diabetesandmore.com/Asset...ages/67501.jpg
And yet you keep looking and seeing that you forgot to take Saturdays pills and hell even Friday evenings... |
You know your getting old when the candles cost more than the cake and when it's lit, the smoke detector alarm sounds off!
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You know you are getting older when you miss the fine print on a national wildlife refuge sign that says fishing by permit only. That dang fine print gets me every time
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You know you're getting older when you can remember the good ol' days and nearly everyone you knew was working and had a good job with decent pay and benefits. Back then, really, the only jobs that consistently paid minimum wage were the entry level jobs at fast food joints and convenience stores.
Come to think of it, I can't remember a single one of my friends' parents who were unemployed. Ya, you know when you're getting old when you see how sad our society really is these days. It seems like a lifetime ago when Americans had it really good, or at least had a chance at having it really good, but I'm old enough to remember those days. ~Theo~ :bouquet: |
you know your getting older when the grand kids make the same sorta messes in your house as your kids did only you smile and welcome it with the grand kids...
there is something to be said in parenting...i finally understand what other grandparents have said, "if only grand kids came first"...hee hee i totally get it... |
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