Was gonna say not corny at all it a great choice and then realize you are being funny lol

for sure canoe lazily down a river

WYR have your right hand broken by getting into a bar fight OR left hand broken because you fell off a bike

bar fight.. drunks have rights too ( pssst.. I'm being funny again)

wyr wear a "hello I'm ..." pin at a convention or refuse to leave your room?

psssst I know and drunks are funny too lol

I will wear the Hello pin

WYR pyjamas to work one day OR something WAY too SMALL

way small, i dont own pjs

wyr swim in the ocean or swim in a lake?

Lake

WYR eat chicken or fish?

Fish

WYR run a mile or walk 5 miles?

walk.. I need to be realistic

wyr spend 5 hours at a curling rink or be staked to a fire ant hill?

Curling, of course,it's spell binding.

WYR Play with bubble wrap or a can of condensed air ?

Bubble wrap

WYR do laundry or dishes?

can.. I'm told you can get high if you hold it right

wyr tell the person in front of you that they've got 60 items in an 8 item express lane or just stand there looking pissed?

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we need a "wyr"

WYR...always be overdressed or underdressed?

WYR have a mouse in your room or a spider?[/B][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Spider because I can step on it.

WYR have a PB&J or grilled cheese?

grill cheese

WYR have a pimple on your forehead the day of your date OR a sore @ss and you can't sit down?

sore ass.. go dancing and never sit one out.

one lil bite or big slice?

Big slice! No question, lol.
(Unless it's something gross, like beets!)

Lose a toe or lose a finger?

toe.. I'm a lesbian


wyr get dumped by email or text?

lose a toe

WYR tell someone they smell bad OR bad breath

breath.. smaller area to avoid

wyr go to Indy 500 or Nascar

no clue of the difference (not a race car fan) but I will go with Nascar

WYR have to take a pee in the forest LATE at night, temp at freezing point , then get right back into your tent OR take the 10 minute walk on a deserted highway to the next gas station then walk back to your tent?

Are you kidding! I'd have a cup and pee IN the tent . Better still, I'd have a "SheWee" and direct it out the tent flap. Forgive me. It's early and I'm not thinking right yet. lol

WYR shop at a mall where there's been a mass shooting or park in a parking lot where there's been a mass shooting... i'm watchng CNN and this stuff is terrible.

hey you didn't answer my WYR!

and GEEZ on your WYR. Gonna say parking lot and get the hell outta there.

WYR have a Christmas tree decorated in your house all year long OR have your lawn decorated in Hallowe'en decorations all year long?

Hallowe'en...fewer people will complain

WYR skydive or scuba dive ?

scuba dive in a hot tub :rofl:

wyr skinny dip or chunky dunk?

games console... avoiding exercise has kept me healthy

wyr go fishing or eat fish?

go fish....then eat it.

wyr drive in rain or snow? :jester:

rain... most other people have driven in rain before

wyr: walk or drive to the corner store at night?

walk

would you rather vote by mail or go to the polls on the morning of?

Go to the polls the morning of.

Would you rather have a cup of tea or a cup of coffee first thing in the morning?

coffee, several

wyr eat a donut or a muffin ?

sweatshirt... the Yves St Laurent logo shows up better.

wyr holiday in Mozambique or Florida Keys?

piercing.. grows over if you get bored.

wyr wear a wedding ring or a tag pinned to your chest that says "Married"?

sapphire... sounds cooler, more elan, sophistication, je ne sais quoi, savoir faire, ooolala, probably get more for your money, no?

wyr vacation in Malta or Sardinia?