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NavyButch 05-01-2017 02:42 PM

"my boss just told his tv to shut up lol"

Made me laugh till my stomach hurt.

NavyButch 05-09-2017 03:19 PM

Thank you!!! Love you!!!

(from My sister in response to Me sending her a birthday text)

AmazonDC 05-09-2017 04:28 PM

Every text from her

girl_dee 05-09-2017 04:42 PM

* do you have salve for.it? * hahahaha:sunglass:

Gayandgray 05-09-2017 11:48 PM

Yes I forgive u.

girl_dee 05-10-2017 03:00 PM

* and stop touching it * :|

Orema 07-27-2017 10:26 AM

Honey you are the butter in my grits ...

:bow:

girl_dee 07-27-2017 11:03 AM

" i hear you ".........

Gemme 07-27-2017 06:19 PM

"I always feel better seeing your beautiful smile"

Melt.

LaDivina 07-27-2017 07:33 PM

They're sending you a new bed!

(at work)

AmazonDC 07-27-2017 09:27 PM

Gn Daddy...

Good Lord she does something to Me

Bèsame* 07-27-2017 09:48 PM

"awww thank you baby. Me love you long long time "

2qt 07-27-2017 11:21 PM

Lets go chill out at a cafe somewhere catch up for that coffee I owe you & you can blow my ear........ :| Thinking she meant I can blow her ear up with my problems & she will listen..... Just the shortened version lol

Gemme 07-28-2017 05:35 AM

You never know....maybe there's an ear blowing kink that she's into.

:blink:



For me, so far, it's this: "....is getting on my last gay nerve"

2qt 07-28-2017 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 1159365)
You never know....maybe there's an ear blowing kink that she's into.

:blink:



For me, so far, it's this: "....is getting on my last gay nerve"


LMAO..... Good lord have mercy!

easygoingfemme 07-28-2017 02:57 PM

1-Pics of one of my besties getting a new tattoo.

2-My mom telling me she thinks she might need to get high to deal with the traffic happening outside of our neighborhood (We live down the road from each other)

3-"Want me to pick up Thai food for tonight?"- from my special someone.

clay 07-29-2017 06:45 AM

Hurry home, baby!...............

2qt 07-31-2017 05:27 PM

Text me back when you're in the land of the living.... (No response just a blank stare)...

JDeere 07-31-2017 05:48 PM

Telling me just how bad the AG's office sucked.

Bèsame* 07-31-2017 06:22 PM

We most certainly did :) :) :)

~SweetCheeks~ 07-31-2017 06:43 PM

"Love you more"

girl_dee 07-31-2017 06:50 PM

the sweetest quote i've ever read, at just the right moment

hopelessromantic69 07-31-2017 08:12 PM

"Got my AC in" thank god! Now I don't have to do!

candy_coated_bitch 08-01-2017 12:36 AM

A picture of one of my best friends with her new tongue piercing.

Kenna 08-01-2017 05:46 AM

You have created a monster....

GeorgiaMa'am 08-01-2017 05:31 PM

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling downhill!

bright_arrow 08-01-2017 07:18 PM

Random letters from my dad butt texting me while driving and my mom telling me she was bragging to her friend about me.

AmazonDC 08-01-2017 07:41 PM

I love you more....btw so not true

Gemme 08-01-2017 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyChrisCo (Post 1160397)
I love you more....btw so not true

If You say so (not!).

MsTinkerbelly 08-01-2017 07:47 PM

Come out here, I need a kiss :blush:

AmazonDC 08-01-2017 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 1160400)
If You say so (not!).

Oh I say so ...

girl_dee 08-08-2017 03:47 PM

yes, baby?

(Swoon)

AmazonDC 08-08-2017 04:43 PM

I love you Daddy

FireSignFemme 08-08-2017 09:37 PM

Hold on, I'll be right there.

Gemme 08-10-2017 06:25 PM

"....I'm glad your day is getting better and you don't have cancer."

I'm glad too!

LaDivina 08-11-2017 07:11 PM

"Haha...was in the middle of texting YOU!"

Happens all. the. time. :| :)

gotoseagrl 08-11-2017 07:16 PM

"Why are fitted sheets so bloody hard fold?" :giggle:

Kenna 08-22-2017 09:07 PM

From my niece...
 
I wish I had you here. I'm scared and you make me feel safe.

(Later)...a BUNCH of pictures and videos of her acting really goofy and loopy after she had her wisdom teeth removed.

girl_dee 08-25-2017 04:24 PM

"booked" :blush:

Gemme 08-26-2017 06:09 AM

It was yesterday, but "Just landed".


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