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"my boss just told his tv to shut up lol"
Made me laugh till my stomach hurt. |
Thank you!!! Love you!!!
(from My sister in response to Me sending her a birthday text) |
Every text from her
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* do you have salve for.it? * hahahaha:sunglass:
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Yes I forgive u.
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* and stop touching it * :|
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Honey you are the butter in my grits ...
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" i hear you ".........
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"I always feel better seeing your beautiful smile"
Melt. |
They're sending you a new bed!
(at work) |
Gn Daddy...
Good Lord she does something to Me |
"awww thank you baby. Me love you long long time "
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Lets go chill out at a cafe somewhere catch up for that coffee I owe you & you can blow my ear........ :| Thinking she meant I can blow her ear up with my problems & she will listen..... Just the shortened version lol
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You never know....maybe there's an ear blowing kink that she's into.
:blink: For me, so far, it's this: "....is getting on my last gay nerve" |
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LMAO..... Good lord have mercy! |
1-Pics of one of my besties getting a new tattoo.
2-My mom telling me she thinks she might need to get high to deal with the traffic happening outside of our neighborhood (We live down the road from each other) 3-"Want me to pick up Thai food for tonight?"- from my special someone. |
Hurry home, baby!...............
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Text me back when you're in the land of the living.... (No response just a blank stare)...
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Telling me just how bad the AG's office sucked.
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We most certainly did :) :) :)
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"Love you more"
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the sweetest quote i've ever read, at just the right moment
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"Got my AC in" thank god! Now I don't have to do!
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A picture of one of my best friends with her new tongue piercing.
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You have created a monster....
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Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A penguin rolling downhill! |
Random letters from my dad butt texting me while driving and my mom telling me she was bragging to her friend about me.
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I love you more....btw so not true
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Come out here, I need a kiss :blush:
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yes, baby?
(Swoon) |
I love you Daddy
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Hold on, I'll be right there.
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"....I'm glad your day is getting better and you don't have cancer."
I'm glad too! |
"Haha...was in the middle of texting YOU!"
Happens all. the. time. :| :) |
"Why are fitted sheets so bloody hard fold?" :giggle:
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From my niece...
I wish I had you here. I'm scared and you make me feel safe.
(Later)...a BUNCH of pictures and videos of her acting really goofy and loopy after she had her wisdom teeth removed. |
"booked" :blush:
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It was yesterday, but "Just landed".
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