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dixie 12-08-2010 11:05 PM

http://artoftrolling.files.wordpress...sh-trolled.jpg

little_ms_sunshyne 12-08-2010 11:10 PM

thinking it would be fun to go to the reunion and meet my new friends :)

Rook 12-08-2010 11:33 PM

-♦- Mum: 'I know I got u into "old movies", but must you watch 'Casablanca' every damned time it's on??'
-♦-Me: 'I could always watch Wizard of Oz'
-♦-Mum: 'Don't even...'
-♦-bailey: 'amen'
-♦-Me: 'Oh C'mon... ♪Somewheeeeere...'
-♦-Mum : "Hey , Im sick, damnit".
-♦-bailey: 'yeah, don't torture her, babe..'
-♦-Me: -sulk- Fine, u i'll deal with later, b... Mum, drink your tea and go sleep ♫ Over the Rainboooooooooow-runs out room-
-♦-Mum: -throws pillow-


:sunglass:

IrishGrrl 12-09-2010 04:36 PM

This is what being a Queer Femme can feel like when you dont live in SF!!

http://verydemotivational.files.word...the-desert.jpg

dixie 12-09-2010 09:01 PM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...71fe6d1bca.jpg

dixie 12-09-2010 09:15 PM

Seriously? "Calming Effect"? Pfffft...any of my cats would have clawed my eyes out in my sleep had I ever put one of these on them...

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/...01eb429378.jpg

Leigh 12-09-2010 10:52 PM

Today looks like the beginning of ~ life

Soft*Silver 12-09-2010 11:06 PM

the dog I was trying to get pulled from a kill shelter in Az did get pulled, is on her way to Denver to her foster home. She is a lovely Newfoundland/pyr mix and her life was saved at the last minute! So many attempts were made across the nation to save this dog that literally had hours to live. Our own Cody was willing to drive to go get her (he lives twenty minutes from that shelter) but the people I had lined up were squabbling, so we had to drop our chance and go to the next group of people. Eventually one group made it.

yes, there are people out there, who do this. We sit together, on computers, on a list, and field announcements about newfoundlands and newf mixes that end up in kill shelters.

Give Cody a pat on the back...out of the kindness of his heart, he was willing to drop everything and go get this dog on a moment's notice. What a great guy!

Nat 12-10-2010 07:31 AM


Random 12-10-2010 07:37 AM

tit for tat

Rook 12-10-2010 08:41 AM

I need a Canon digital Camera....
To prove the non-caring world of all the weird/awesome stuff I witness...
I shall hijack Santa's Sleigh !!!!!
{And maybe put a santa frog in his place}
:glasses::readfineprint::blink:

dixie 12-10-2010 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Random (Post 244668)

LOL...I just posted this on my fb last night. Love it... :)

JustJo 12-10-2010 09:22 AM

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__...er-and-cat.jpg

Diva 12-10-2010 10:00 AM

There's just something endearing to me when I hear a local guy do his own commercials and I hear "hunnert" instead of "hundred"..... <smile>

No place like Texas!



Diva 12-10-2010 12:41 PM

Ran into my next~door neighbor on the way to the mailbox a little bit ago......

She and her husband are divorcing......he's leaving her for a younger woman it seems. :| My heart is sad for all of them, but most especially for her and their 3 children (2 in elem. school, the oldest in middle school).


Kobi 12-10-2010 12:52 PM

Someday I will understand the concept of "fat free" half and half. All it means is it is a wee bit thicker than skim milk, has a hideous aftertaste, and more chemicals than the Dow Corporation.

This might be a good place to say....dont f*&# with my coffee.

ravfem 12-10-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 243557)
The color of your socks should match the color of your pants, not your shoes.


Your socks/tights should never be darker in color than your shoes.

(i might be a tad proud that i finally have a random tip like BBB)

:byebye:

Just_G 12-10-2010 01:32 PM

I think Judy and I are going to snuggle up on the sofa tonight and watch a movie or two! Last night Frankie scared the shit out of both of us when she got past the puppy gate and was carrying Judy around by the back of her shirt!

Thank goodness she did not puncture Judy, causing deflation to occur...I might have gotten lonely this weekend!!

:blink:

:sock:

Random 12-10-2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graphiteta2s (Post 243714)
Which is worse, getting a rejection letter from a publisher or a rejection letter from a job prospect?:deepthoughts::wtf::overreaction:

or a 5 min interview... really 5 mins?

Random 12-10-2010 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tucker (Post 243866)

I always seem to find the worst time to paint my fingernails. I will get everything but the top coat on and dry. Everything will look amazing. Then, I will suddenly have an itch, the phone will ring, or the dog will get into something! I swear its the nail gods teasing me.




My cat's have radar... If my toenails or fingernails are wet, they just HAVE to be loved on, or want to rub on my feet...

seriously... I have done the duck waddle with a cat following me...

BestButchBoy 12-10-2010 02:55 PM

Don’t drink your cocktail through a straw…ever.

lipstixgal 12-10-2010 03:34 PM

I'm making pierogies and veggies for dinner tonight...

Gemme 12-10-2010 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 244891)
Don’t drink your cocktail through a straw…ever.

Usually I am down with your tips, but not this time. The fruitier the drink, the more oddly you can drink it, I say!

:)

justkim 12-10-2010 07:41 PM

Today they placed the wreaths at the Veteran's Cemetery... I wish I would have brought my camera... Maybe I can go down tomorrow and shoot some pictures...

Gemme 12-10-2010 07:46 PM

Random: This is my 10,000th post. :|

dixie 12-11-2010 01:09 AM

This has got to be one of the coolest wedding photos I've ever seen. Or, it could just be cause I'm a big dork who always like the Ninja Turtles...LOL


http://wedinator.files.wordpress.com...6665bc3dc5.jpg

morningstar55 12-11-2010 07:05 AM

CB talk

Bear = state trooper:police:
care bear= cop sitting in a construction site
county mounty= local sheriff
cop on motorcycle= evil kenevil
got one with a customer= cop with car/truck pulled over
( i call them blue light specials.. lol )
bear bait= a car/truck passing you speeding
weigh/inspection stations= chicken coop
( have not yet learned why they are called that.. lol )
good buddy= gay person
whats your 20= whats your location
yard stick= mile marker
hammer down= go faster
lot lizard= hooker/prositute

anyone know any more...... please feel free to add to it.. lol

asphaltcowboi 12-11-2010 08:07 AM

ok so my computer is acting up going slow and doing weird stuff.. so today ill push the buttons to do all the clean up stuff on it.. wish my house had those options!

Random 12-11-2010 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 244695)
LOL...I just posted this on my fb last night. Love it... :)


LOL

I think that's where I got it...

Jet 12-11-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BestButchBoy (Post 244891)
Don’t drink your cocktail through a straw…ever.

That was the rule for etiquette and manners. I never drank out of a straw-ever. And its not necessarily true or etiquette anymore because of sanitation issues. Guess I'll die from a vodka gimlet.

dixie 12-11-2010 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morningstar55 (Post 245258)
CB talk

Bear = state trooper:police:
care bear= cop sitting in a construction site
county mounty= local sheriff
cop on motorcycle= evil kenevil
got one with a customer= cop with car/truck pulled over
( i call them blue light specials.. lol )
bear bait= a car/truck passing you speeding
weigh/inspection stations= chicken coop
( have not yet learned why they are called that.. lol )
good buddy= gay person
whats your 20= whats your location
yard stick= mile marker
hammer down= go faster
lot lizard= hooker/prositute

anyone know any more...... please feel free to add to it.. lol

Hmm...we always used "good buddy" but never in reference to a gay person. Seems that's what it's become these days. Same as "little brother".

Backdoor closed- Rear of convoy covered for police
rocking chair - being boxed in on all sides by 18wheelers, usually to keep another truck out of view of cops
Twelves - company/not alone in the truck
seatcover - female in the truck
Bear cage/bear cave - jail
high po po - state trooper
Papa Bear - state trooper with a CB
Kojak with a Kodak - cop with radar
motion lotion - fuel
beaver - i think that one's kinda self explanatory
beaver feaver - trucker missing their gf/wife
leaf raker - last vehicle in a convoy
pig pen - weigh station
bring it back - answer
bubble gum machine - flashing lights on a cop car
smoky in a plain wrapper - unmarked police car
watch the pavement - be careful
3's & 8's - best wishes
dixie cup - female cb user with a southern accent <---where my screen name came from many years ago...lol

You can tell I come from a long line of truckers. I probably know a few more but this is all I can think of at the moment.




lipstixgal 12-11-2010 04:47 PM

I'm finished with my dinner and watching tv now waiting for the news to come on, tomorrow is sewing day and going to Joann's Fabrics for zippers and some fabric to make some skirts and pants...

Softly 12-11-2010 04:54 PM

Daddy is stressing out over our ugly sweater party tonight...its cute

scootebaby 12-11-2010 05:12 PM

was thinking of going for ice cream,but doubt thats actually gonna happen so looks like maybe some pain pills,decorate the tree,and flake out!

I forget how tiring and trying life is sometimes!

JustJo 12-11-2010 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scootebaby (Post 245497)
was thinking of going for ice cream,but doubt thats actually gonna happen so looks like maybe some pain pills,decorate the tree,and flake out!

I forget how tiring and trying life is sometimes!

I was actually looking forward to that. Haven't been to Dairy Queen in I couldn't tell you how long.

Jet 12-11-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 245462)
Hmm...we always used "good buddy" but never in reference to a gay person. Seems that's what it's become these days. Same as "little brother".

Backdoor closed- Rear of convoy covered for police
rocking chair - being boxed in on all sides by 18wheelers, usually to keep another truck out of view of cops
Twelves - company/not alone in the truck
seatcover - female in the truck
Bear cage/bear cave - jail
high po po - state trooper
Papa Bear - state trooper with a CB
Kojak with a Kodak - cop with radar
motion lotion - fuel
beaver - i think that one's kinda self explanatory
beaver feaver - trucker missing their gf/wife
leaf raker - last vehicle in a convoy
pig pen - weigh station
bring it back - answer
bubble gum machine - flashing lights on a cop car
smoky in a plain wrapper - unmarked police car
watch the pavement - be careful
3's & 8's - best wishes
dixie cup - female cb user with a southern accent <---where my screen name came from many years ago...lol

You can tell I come from a long line of truckers. I probably know a few more but this is all I can think of at the moment.




very nice.......

ravfem 12-11-2010 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morningstar55 (Post 245258)
CB talk

Bear = state trooper:police:
care bear= cop sitting in a construction site
county mounty= local sheriff
cop on motorcycle= evil kenevil
got one with a customer= cop with car/truck pulled over
( i call them blue light specials.. lol )
bear bait= a car/truck passing you speeding
weigh/inspection stations= chicken coop
( have not yet learned why they are called that.. lol )
good buddy= gay person
whats your 20= whats your location
yard stick= mile marker
hammer down= go faster
lot lizard= hooker/prositute

anyone know any more...... please feel free to add to it.. lol

Though i've never been in an 18 wheeler, when i was a kid i would stay with my great aunt occasionally. She was home bound, and LIVED for her cb radio (i guess it was the computer of the late 70's). i remember many of these terms from those days...

thanks for bringing back some sweet memories, MS!

Rook 12-11-2010 09:53 PM

Dusk till dawn....poor old lady , with quentin tarantino...
swear to gawd, when clooney reads the rules to her, i swear, if it were me?? "good, park all 6 friends in my head, that 4 eye'd fuck is giving me the heebidie jibbities"
Waitin for Cheech Marin's part..-grin-

:blink:

dixie 12-11-2010 09:58 PM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...70b410da4c.jpg

lipstixgal 12-12-2010 04:39 AM

I'm awake can't seem to sleep anymore, cpap is not working and dog woke me up earlier to come up on bed to sleep, he's sleeping of course:vigil:


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