Variety is the spice of life!

What do you mean??

Xenia the warrior princess sure had some strong legs!

You think Xena had great legs then take a look at Wonder Woman's legs.

Zippers always break at the most inopportune times!

About that, I have to ask whether you've seen Wonder Woman's zippers?

Been meaning to check out Wonder Woman's legs for some time, but no doubt they can't compare to Sharon Stone's!

Can't say I've never been tempted to get a real close look at Sharon's legs.

Don't say that, now I'm crushed.

Elementary my dear Sharon

Forever young is a lot of crap!

Got game?

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Honey, I've got everything you need and then some!

I kinda figured that.

Just remember, honestly is the best policy!

Keep that close to your vest.

Life is full of surprises..........................

May your life be full of happy surprises.

Nobody lives happily ever after.