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James Buchanan, thus far, is the only bachelor to be president of the United States.
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Have you ever wondered how things get named? Like Doritos. WTF? Or Cheetos. Or Fritos. I believe all of those come from the same company. Somebody got on a serious 'OS kick. I'm imaging a large room full of .... what do you call the peeps who name shit? name-maker-uppers? Ok so there's a room of name-maker-uppers and someone says (of doritos).... 'diamond chips!' (yes, the exclamation mark cause you know they'd be excited cause they thought it up). Some other name-maker-upper - 'no, no, zesty chips!' And then there's always that one person who comes up with the dorky shit who will eventually get demoted to thinking up cereal names cause he or she says, 'dragon's breath'. And of course that just starts a land slide of bickering because the person who came up with dragon's breath is pissed cause they're always being ignored and everyone else thinks they are stupid. I'm sure you can see the snow ball there too (hence the demotion). So I see it happening two ways... one... out of the fighting, bickering chaos comes a slight voice that says 'Doritos'. And suddenly the room goes silent. Everyone nods, grabs their laptops and coffee cups and goes home... or.... and this is my bet.... everyone's fighting and they're out of time so the next day the boss comes in and asks for the name and someone just panics and blurts out 'DORITOS'!!!!! I'd say it went pretty much the same way for Fritos and cheetos. Now I'm wondering who makes Tostidos. Hmmmmm
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With New Year's Eve coming up, please remember: safety first!
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So the snow melted a little bit and the dog found a way to get out the back door and under a chair where there is little snow to go potty there so I guess he is happy now..I am happy that he can use the backyard and go to the bathroom because he wants out all the time..yay!!
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What does it mean when all is gone but nothing is forgotten
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I don't know where else to put ... this is humanity in its purest form
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Spent most of my day cleaning "ferret nation" top to bottom {it's the 142 model}, including ferrets this time {it's their bi-annual bathtime} who now glare at me collectively from their very fluffy skulls, big fluffy butts waddling away from my baby talk whenever I pass by their clean cage....
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Surprisingly, they're meticulous about self-cleaning... I was worried when I was gifted my first Ferret{I'm asthmatic}, I've been fine so far... If anything, I hafta avoid them when I'm sick, cuz they'd catch it... Ferret vet Bills rival BMW repairs [or so it seems] :glasses: |
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Happiness is a new tube of mascara........ :eyebat:
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I love my friends!
:wine: Food, wine, good conversations, friends, and movies until midnight... |
I finally got the to kitchen floor and it was a mess washed and dried it and swept up a lot of old mail that fell on it...it was tough but someone had to do it, next is the living room and hallway, it is swept but not washed, maybe tomorrow I'm pooped ready to order my chinese from the restaurant and have my Shabbat evening no work tomorrow either..have a happy new year..
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I have only one resolution for the New Year: Heartful, heart filled, soulful fulfillment.
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I forgot to log out earlier today, like WAY earlier...
I just came back on to find I was still here... Logging off now... Have a fantastic New Year everyone! |
cousin: "dude, count your blessings, u got Family with u..."
me: " yeah...lovely food, and twilight zone reruns, yay" cousin: "don't knock it that sounds great, now, me? i'm all alone" me: "what happened to that drag king??" cousin: "turned out he was married, so..." me: "ew" cousin: "besides, i gotta work..." me: "Ok, I fuckin' hate u....I'm stuffed in bumfuck Ohio, with fireworks on TV....meanwhile, you're bitching cuz u gotta go to work with Mickey Mouse, Pluto, Goofy and all those Princesses??" cousin: "it aint all that, trust me" me: "oh...fuck you...go watch the fireworks at Epcot, prick" cousin: "i love u too..i'll give Snow White a pinch in your name, it is Dopey right?" -snort- :blink: Happy New Year's Folks.. |
Happy New Year!
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Photo by: Inga Sarda-Sorensen "Fireworks in Central Park to ring in the New Year, with cityscape." |
afternooners and HAPPY NEW YRSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! LOL http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o...-champaign.gif ya know i been posting this new yrs comment in profiles..... but gawwd....... there is just to many of you. soo im putting in a couple threads.... lol |
Ok, I think I realize my fave part in the Original "Die Hard"...
Hard-ass AK-47 toting "terrorist" bank robber Finds enough time to pilfer a Crunch Chocolate bar, and probably a Mars Chocolate bar.. om nom nom nom, eeee....gotta kill some cops... :spit: |
I'm cooking my veggies for my dinner tonight not really sure what to have...there is so much food I have no idea but will figure something out soon enough..just did laundry today like 2 loads too but finished for a couple of days. Tomorrow the floors get washed and continue with the sewing...maybe a skirt.
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A local comic made me think long and hard about sea salt.
Whales have huge dicks {or so marine biologists claim}, Walruses are notorious for having the worlds biggest, then there's elephant Seals with their Incredibly Gooey Boogery Noses, Dolphins....and random fish, like Salmon....when they "fuck", oftentimes {90% of fish anyways}, the male "fertilizes" the eggs externally, which is to say they "Shoot" their Milt, and let the chips fall where they may, won't even get into Fish Poop....sooooo, I wont buy sea salt anymore....thanks..goodnight... :seeingstars: |
Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. ATD ~ At The Doctor's BFF ~ Best Friend Farted BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth CBM ~ Covered By Medicare CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center DWI ~ Driving While Incontinent FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was FYI ~ Found Your Insulin GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again HGBM ~ Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out LOL ~ Living On Lipitor LWO ~ Lawrence Welk's On OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner OMSG ~ Oh My! Sorry, Gas! ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up SGGP ~ Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To? WTFA ~ Wet The Furniture Again WTP ~ Where's The Prunes? WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil GGLKI ~ Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H ETA: I resemble some of these, you'll just have to guess which ones.... |
Guess who's making brownies?
Yup, that's right! Doncha wish you were here right about now? :floatbee: |
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