Butch Femme Planet

Be still my :heartbeat:! This is what I have been longing for!! I am a southern gal that cherishes the OFOS ways ... I want to be woo'd (sp?) ... I want someone to take the time to sweep me off my feet ... Open my door ... Pull out my chair ... Put their hand on the small of my back when walking across the room if my hand isn't resting on the crook of their arm ... This is a feeling that is truly magical ... *sigh* Again ... This WILL happen. We all deserve this kind of genuine romance. :praying:

YESSSSS that!!!!! That all sounds so wonderful, it's a shame i'm so dang impatient!

Luckily I"m being spoiled this weekend, as my friend from home is visiting for the weekend and does most of those things for me. I've known her since third grade so I don't feel bad making her carry the propane tank and take the shopping bags inside :)

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370277)

Ruthie: you aren't alone!!! I promise there are people out there looking for a relationship, they're just hiding because the ones who aren't have hurt their feelings.

Okay, so I just got home from my supply gathering expedition. Who's coming over?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2..._1099470_n.jpg

(to the first part of this post) I'm really good at helping to heal old wounds ... Which helps to heal the ones I have as well ... Again, just love to love.

(to the second part) *raises hand excitedly*
Oooooooh Me Me Me!!! LOL

Inked_Trinity

07-02-2011 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370272)

Morning Ruthie!!!
I am so glad you wrote this ... I was starting to think it was just me and what I was attracting ... I am honest and truly looking for a life partner ... I love being loved, I love to love, I love growing with someone ... All I keep finding is people that are just looking for that quick in and out and that is soooooooooo very not what I want. I was wondering what kind of vibe I was putting out there. Seems like what I keep running across is people fresh out of LTRs that are looking to finally play after being a couple for so long ... Pretty much like a mid life crisis ... When I'm looking for that forever kind of love.

*sigh* I know it's out there ... I know I'll find it one day ... I refuse to give up ... It is just a very lonely process that can been very disappointing ... Keep the faith, it'll happen. :praying:

I believe there are more out there than you think looking for "that special one". The passionate love that cause your skin to tingle every time she touches you, makes your heart race when you kiss her, or get butterflies in your stomach when you hear her voice.

There are still some die hard romantics out there, I refuse to give up!

Mr Nice Guy

07-02-2011 11:07 AM

I'm never going to get back to work with all these great posts.

OFOS!!!!! In the house. They call me a rare butch and hard to catch but worth the sore feet. :)

ScandalAndy

07-02-2011 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370283)

Come on ovah, Maggs! I just invented a fab new cocktail I can't wait to try. It's going to be orange vodka and pineapple vodka with coconut water and a splash of sprite, splash of whipped cream vodka, and a smidgen of grenadine. I figure it will come out something like a cross between a piña colada and a bay breeze. Either way, it's sure to make me popular with the ladies, lol!

ScandalAndy

07-02-2011 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 370285)

I'm never going to get back to work with all these great posts.

OFOS!!!!! In the house. They call me a rare butch and hard to catch but worth the sore feet. :)

***Sets out "butch traps" a la Elmer Fudd.***

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370282)

I have noticed the older I get the more impatient I am to have these things ... I am ready ... Why can't it just happen ... Let this be a reality already!!!

And yes ... I would love to have someone to carry things for me again!!! Please!!! That is all just part of the normal every day wooing part that is so very charming!!!

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370284)

Yes Ink!!!!! That is exactly the feeling ... Oh the tingle, anticipation, excitement, eagerness, heart racing, breath stealing, butterfly moment ... So beautifully and achingly missed!!! Please Please Please Please

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Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 370285)

I'm never going to get back to work with all these great posts.

OFOS!!!!! In the house. They call me a rare butch and hard to catch but worth the sore feet. :)

In other words ... Worth the chase, time and effort ... *nods*

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370287)

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370289)

***Sets out "butch traps" a la Elmer Fudd.***

Oooooooooooooooh YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Please may I have a few of those too SA ...
Very much appreciated!!!!
*starts thinking of where they can be layed out*

clay	07-02-2011 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370272)

((((((((((((((((((((((MAGGIE))))))))))))))))))))
Yes ma'am, you WILL! When you least expect it...someone will sweep you right off your feet!
I guess I am a "rare bird" in that I DID have a wonderfully healthy, loving relationship...and I have NO baggage from that. I had 2.75 years to heal and have time to myself. I am not in a mid-life crisis. I am not "needy" but WANT a LTR again. I also believe in OFOS moral compass, sound moral turpitude, and ideals.
For me...it begins with a simple hello....and we start a conversation....and I can get a "feel" for that person...emails...eventually talking on phone..it has to start somewhere..and I enjoy those special initial talks...getting acquainted....seeing if there is a chemistry there...vibes...aura...
I enjoy that getting to know her aspect of this...discovering interesting facets of her...and let it grow and evolve..and enjoying the slow, relaxed, LIKE stage!
I wish you all the best in your search, Maggie! You are a truly amazing lady!!! Very beautiful...through and through..and you have a wonderful soul!!!
BTW are you near Austin by any chance? I have family in Denison...and cousins who work for AC! I haven't ever been out to visit them but they are always inviting me...I have lots of Austin tee shirts!!! lol....
Hugs again sweet Maggie!!!! Clay (f)

ScandalAndy

07-02-2011 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370296)

Oooooooooooooooh YES!!!!!!!!!!!
Please may I have a few of those too SA ...
Very much appreciated!!!!
*starts thinking of where they can be layed out*

***ACME airmails traps to Maggs***

I'm baiting mine with steak and power tools. The big one's baited with, well, clearly that's for a private thread, lol!

ScandalAndy

07-02-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370297)

Clay, you're such a charmer! Any femme would be lucky to have you as her partner!

clay	07-02-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370299)

***ACME airmails traps to Maggs***

I'm baiting mine with steak and power tools. The big one's baited with, well, clearly that's for a private thread, lol!

I don't need any "traps" to get me...just begin with a conversation.......be yourself...the rest will come.....<wink> whose ready to talk???

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370297)

Again ... Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!
And *blush* Thanks, truly (((((Clay))))) ...
Such sweet words. :)

AND Yes!!! I am IN Austin!! Well, Round Rock, which is right next door to Austin and I work in Austin ... Take them up on it and come over and visit ... You will have a friend here to hang with if you do!!! Definitely!!!!

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370299)

***ACME airmails traps to Maggs***

I'm baiting mine with steak and power tools. The big one's baited with, well, clearly that's for a private thread, lol!

*excitedly opens package while thinking of "things" that will go in to trap* ;)
THANKS SA!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370306)

I don't need any "traps" to get me...just begin with a conversation.......be yourself...the rest will come.....<wink> whose ready to talk???

Oh but it's still such a fun thought ... LOL :)

Inked_Trinity

07-02-2011 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370307)

No trap needed here either, Hell just ask for my number, I'll talk to you! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

clay	07-02-2011 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370302)

Clay, you're such a charmer! Any femme would be lucky to have you as her partner!

Thanks, Andy!!!!

clay	07-02-2011 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScandalAndy (Post 370299)

***ACME airmails traps to Maggs***

I'm baiting mine with steak and power tools. The big one's baited with, well, clearly that's for a private thread, lol!

I don't need any "traps" to get me...just begin with a conversation.......be yourself...the rest will come.....<wink> whose ready to talk???

clay	07-02-2011 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370314)

I don't need any "traps" to get me...just begin with a conversation.......be yourself...the rest will come.....<wink> whose ready to talk???

You caught my eye!!!!!!!(f)

clay	07-02-2011 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370308)

Oh but it's still such a fun thought ... LOL :)

oh for sure! Does "traps" include whips, chains, floggers, too???? utoh...lmao I am in twouble now!!!!

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370306)

I don't need any "traps" to get me...just begin with a conversation.......be yourself...the rest will come.....<wink> whose ready to talk???

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370311)

No trap needed here either, Hell just ask for my number, I'll talk to you! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

*noted and appreciated*
I'm ALWAYS up for great conversation!!!!
Love a great get to know you talk!!! :)

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370318)

oh for sure! Does "traps" include whips, chains, floggers, too???? utoh...lmao I am in twouble now!!!!

Now that's getting into a whole different area of conversation!!!
*taking note of what would draw in a certain Clay to the trap* ;)

clay	07-02-2011 11:55 AM

For me, I enjoy carrying her packages, and can spend hours shopping with her..so long as I can sit down someplace! Bad leg due to motorcycle wreck in 2006! Am lucky to even walk again!
To place my hand at small of her back...ahhh such joy...such an intimate act...holding her hand....looking into her eyes...silent communication that is ours alone to understand.....walking and just being....sitting on a blanket at sunset on the beach...feeding her ceese and bread bites...grapes...wine...and strawberries....her head in my lap...as I stroke the tendrils of hair behind her ear..and read to her in my alto voice...poetry and mild erotica..subtle yet subliminal...the feel of her next to my thigh...and her warmth...her sensuality..so sweet...I pick up a ringing phone to hear her say "hey you" and I melt..right then and there....those butterflies in the pit of my tummy at sight of her....the soft patter of her feet on the carpet....flowers "just because"...an scribbled I love you's on her mirror in the BR in her lipstick...going home after a date..with her scent still lingering softly on my shirt collar...the excitement of that first kiss....her soft feminine lips...sweet taste of her decadent mouth...as she wraps her hands in my hair as I lean down into her to kiss her...my heart pounding so loudly I think she can hear it...lips to lips...scorching our souls..and searing our hearts.....she is like "coming home" only to no home I have ever known....as I once heard in a movie...she just reached into my heart and put a string of lights around it....I love the way she lights me all up inside....knowing this will be forever...and we are one now....yes...I want this...I am ready for YOU! Are you ready to "come home"? I see you...here...right now...let's start out with "hello...I am pleased to meet you! as I kiss your hand....

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370204)

I would love to come! But.... there must be Tequila first! I have two left feet until I get 2 shots of Patron in me! After that I'm good to go :breakdance:

*already noted* Don't think I have forgotten what needs to be in your trap Ink! LOL
Anything else? ;)

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370321)

:heartbeat: *swoon*

clay	07-02-2011 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370323)

:heartbeat: *swoon*

Thanks, Ms. Maggie!

clay	07-02-2011 12:15 PM

Saturday afternoon...and no one around to get into trouble with....darn!!!!! <smiles>:|

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 12:18 PM

*looks at self*
Ummmm ... I'm here, aren't I???
Right? :|
Did I hit some form of invisible mode w/o realizing?
*blows kiss* Just teasin'. :)

clay	07-02-2011 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370333)

*looks at self*
Ummmm ... I'm here, aren't I???
Right? :|
Did I hit some form of invisible mode w/o realizing?
*blows kiss* Just teasin'. :)

Yes YOU are here....not close enough though! Come on a little closer! There...that's good! Aww now I have a red lips outline on my cheek...<blushes> sawwweeetttttt..tanks honey!

Inked_Trinity

07-02-2011 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by claybabytwo (Post 370337)

Yes YOU are here....not close enough though! Come on a little closer! There...that's good! Aww now I have a red lips outline on my cheek...<blushes> sawwweeetttttt..tanks honey!

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 12:33 PM

:kissy:
Anytime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*giggle*

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370340)

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

:kissy:

Now you have one too!!!
Welcome back!!! :)

Mr Nice Guy

07-02-2011 12:39 PM

Hey all, I'm on my last break. Don't know if anyone's around. Thanks Maggie for friend request. Did I see a trap set out. Lmao. Good try Ladies. :)

Mr Nice Guy

07-02-2011 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370340)

Damn I hate when work interferes with good entertainment! But I'm back now....

I agree!!!! Not fair. Crap!! But I'll be back. :)

Inked_Trinity

07-02-2011 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaggieBluIze (Post 370343)

:kissy:

Now you have one too!!!
Welcome back!!! :)

Awww thank you! :tease:

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 370345)

Hey all, I'm on my last break. Don't know if anyone's around. Thanks Maggie for friend request. Did I see a trap set out. Lmao. Good try Ladies. :)

*looks over at Elusive* Hmmmmmmmm
No things to temp you into a trap? You sure about that?
Some ladies may see that as a challenge!!! LOL ;)

MaggieBluIze

07-02-2011 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 370347)

I agree!!!! Not fair. Crap!! But I'll be back. :)

LOL
:kissy:

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 370348)

Awww thank you! :tease:

Anytime!!! ;)
LMAO What a fun way to spend a Saturday!!!!

Mr Nice Guy

07-02-2011 12:45 PM

God!!! I hate missing the fun and the smooches and the what!!?? Flogger? Crap, I'm out of here. Where the heck is Clay? Someone needs a slap. Lmao. Ok back to office. See you all later.

clay	07-02-2011 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ElusiveButch (Post 370352)

God!!! I hate missing the fun and the smooches and the what!!?? Flogger? Crap, I'm out of here. Where the heck is Clay? Someone needs a slap. Lmao. Ok back to office. See you all later.

:blink::|...I am here buddy! I am talking to the pretty ladies and handsome butches...and yes someone does need a slap...on da azz.

Inked_Trinity

07-02-2011 12:54 PM

Bloody hell it's hot here today!!! This day needs to end ... I'm ready for an ice cold Corona!