I am so exited to go shopping , I really want to go , I love crowds and a million people at cash register .

Won the lottery :flyingpig:

I so want the memorial for Oral Roberts to be televised. :pacman:

Locking up terror suspects in the US from Guantanamo Bay makes me feel so very safe. Really. :missing: Just like our gov't to protect us, and tell us everything. Yeah right.

And if you believe our gov't, then you must believe that I am engaged to Carrie Underwood.

I didn't almost get into an accident because of a mini-van driving moron bitch yesterday. That snow bank didn't even come close to my car.

I certainly didn't have the desire to jump out of my car and spread some holiday cheer by smacking her upside her idiotic head.

This season certainly brings out the best in people - ALWAYS.

Black ice is such a delight to drive on. Really. I think everyone should have that joy at least once in their life time. :harley:

Wow, really, you are? Well, I'll be a monkey's unkle!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait no, I am a monkey's unkle :dance2:

I just love locking my keys in the car while it's running, and Dino is settled in his car seat. It just makes for a joyous time trying to get the electric doors unlocked.:doghead::heartbeat:

I just didn't get an early Xmas gift from Mare ... I did not just catch her cold.

:cough:

and I don't feel like I have one of these doing this :elefant: on my chest.

I don't feel any sympathy for you and Mare whatsoever. Nope. Nada. Uh uhn. :cough:

Don't send them to me! They'd never get done in time even if I didn't stay up until the wee hours of the morning to do it. They wouldn't have cutesy wootsey bows and coordinating curly ribbon either. Nope. Not a one.

I am so exited that with upgrading my new phone a technical support made me erased all my phone numbers stored on my previous one . I am so happy to be sending emails and trying to recover all phone numbers .