Only if you bring more bows!

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.:sunglass:

Synonym - a word to replace the one you couldn't spell

I have the body of a 25 year-old ..... I keep it in the trunk of my car.

"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being.

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

It's not who you sleep with~It's who keeps you awake at night!

I will never dim my glow simply because someone is intimidated by my radiance

I'm wondering how many times I must smile and nod before you realize that I am not listening to you.

Some people just need to be chased down and eaten by zombies.

I found some marbles today. Sadly, they weren't mine. So if you've lost YOUR marbles and can provide a description, I may just be able to help.

If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

From a gay man who soon after became a great friend ...
 

Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head into my chest and lean forward, cause that's how I roll.....

This could be me :)

Warning! If zombies chase us I am totally tripping you.

ok everyone shhhhh. The rice crispies are telling me what to do next.