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Inked_Trinity 01-26-2012 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by midwest chick (Post 513671)
can i watch?

Only if you bring more bows!

smouldering 01-26-2012 01:23 PM

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.:sunglass:

Inked_Trinity 01-26-2012 07:25 PM

Synonym - a word to replace the one you couldn't spell

Inked_Trinity 01-27-2012 08:47 AM

I have the body of a 25 year-old ..... I keep it in the trunk of my car.

Inked_Trinity 02-04-2012 08:25 AM

I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals..
There is plenty of room for gods creatures. Right next door to the mashed potatoes...

Inked_Trinity 02-04-2012 07:21 PM

I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on...

Glenn 02-06-2012 06:13 AM

"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

Sachita 02-06-2012 06:42 AM

I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being.

Inked_Trinity 02-11-2012 08:35 AM

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

Inked_Trinity 02-12-2012 08:21 PM

It's not who you sleep with~It's who keeps you awake at night!

Inked_Trinity 02-12-2012 08:25 PM

I will never dim my glow simply because someone is intimidated by my radiance

Inked_Trinity 02-13-2012 03:45 PM

I'm wondering how many times I must smile and nod before you realize that I am not listening to you.

Inked_Trinity 02-13-2012 03:46 PM

Some people just need to be chased down and eaten by zombies.

Inked_Trinity 02-13-2012 03:47 PM

I found some marbles today. Sadly, they weren't mine. So if you've lost YOUR marbles and can provide a description, I may just be able to help.

TimilDeeps 02-13-2012 04:06 PM

If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

Massive 02-13-2012 04:52 PM

From a gay man who soon after became a great friend ...
 
"Wow, a lesbian with a brain..."

Soon followed by

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're just too nice to be a lesbian."

Inked_Trinity 02-14-2012 11:35 AM

Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head into my chest and lean forward, cause that's how I roll.....

Sachita 02-14-2012 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity (Post 524613)
Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

This could be me :)

TimilDeeps 02-14-2012 08:32 PM

Warning! If zombies chase us I am totally tripping you.

Inked_Trinity 02-14-2012 08:52 PM

ok everyone shhhhh. The rice crispies are telling me what to do next.


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