And He should know.
 

"Vittled is a word now."

LBH...OMG yes it is waaaaayyy to hot. We've been here for an hour and I'm pretty sure I've never sweat this much in my life

Me..Have you ever sweat in your adult life?

LBH...Yes I was at Carowinds last weekend. Between that and today I should've lost 25 pounds.

Me...did ya?

Still waiting for an answer to that LOL

Hey handsome...

Will you adjust My halo please? It has leaned a lil to the right.

Too many to name just one:

One of my best friends describing the email she wrote to a restaurant that sent her home with an ostensibly vegetarian meal that ended up having a piece of chicken on top.

An extreme close up photo of a dog's face.

Discussion of new decorating schemes for whenever I get a new home.

a text from my sister announcing that Toxic Bell has tostadas on the menu again. We must have eaten a truck load of those things when I was a teenager and she was a little kid. But it was what I could afford on my high dollar paycheck at $2.65 an hour.

i will bring You to new heights in life.

Probably
 

You'll be the death of Me.

my boss texted me
you have workatitus stay home the weekend on him...phffffttttt thats a given

"They are comorbidities you need to consider for treating pneumonia."

Haha, just kidding. :cheesy:

"Que bueno, me gusta cuando te pones asi..." :)

"Interesting. Very interesting :cheesy:

Rut ro

:rofl:

Don't call or text me! I don't want to scare her away....


Hah!

Sinister is the new sexy.

Want me too bring you some chicken and dunklins? They will make you feel better and it's something you can taste........yes she said dunklins...

Actually I love chicken and dumplings but Mom doesn't know how to make them. Course I'd never tell her that