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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"Could you please eat a little faster. I'm meeting my ex for drinks at 8 ."

"I don't wish to be rude but in the ad you said you were good looking"

Just how OLD is that photo on your profile:worried:

Can you give me a second? My ex is calling:blink:

"I'll give you back your credit card if you have dinner with me tonight."


ummmm, that's called theft. (insert call to non emergency police number)

If you're at a restaurant NEVER ask the waiter how spicy a dish is, then turn to your date and clarify you had to asked due to the fact you have IBS! IBS is no laugh ting matter but it's a subject you might want to avoid on a first date just to be safe:eatinghersheybar:

Omg this totally reminded me of something...

when I first got to Asheville I went on a date with this girl. She KNEW she couldnt have anything remotely spicy (:|) and ordered a sandwich with salami and some other spicy meat...

well...she had a complete coughing fit (think Mrs Doubtfire when Pierce Brosnan has the pepper hes allergic to) complete with food flying from her mouth. I had already put her in the friend column....but...yeah...

Make sure you can always hold your liquor and handle your spice!

"Could you please put this bottle in your purse, I always find the vodka they serve in restaurants is so expensive."

IF you go out to eat on the first date..grab the check! IF it makes her feel uncomfortable you paying and she insists on paying her portion PLEASE don't pull out a calculator and figure it down to the last penny!

Mentioning baby daddy or baby momma drama.

I'm so depressed. My soul mate gf just dumped me last night. Can I move in with you? I promise not to talk about how much I still love her.

The last date I had was over the Summer with someone who identifies as trans. After making several anti-lesbian/anti-female statements finally said, 'I don't believe in gay marriage.' Then he went on to say that gay people should call it something else, just not marriage. But that he could get married because he's not gay. I was speechless, so I just said I had to go...and he said...'I hope I didn't offend you.' I was like 'no, of course not.' :blink:

How dense can someone be? This is the sort of reason I've pretty much give up on dating. It seems like a waste of time.

never ever mention the date you had last night, even if it was spectacular! To do so would just be tacky and uncalled for!

try to remember your date's name.

Talk about your sexual escapades of your past, that is a NO NO NO NO NO!

my bedtime is 9 o'clock:confused:

"... you're gonna be my retirement plan!" *puke*