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i am loving my gloves, nothing like formal length latex to get a girl going mmmmmmmmmmmm |
Stop me if you've heard this one....Two cats and a sheepdog walk into a bar....
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A penguin is taking a road trip when his car suddenly breaks down. Luckily for him, he finds himself just down the street from a mechanic. So,he pushes his car to the shop and asks the mechanic to take a look. The mechanic tells him that it will probably take a little while to find the problem and asks him to come back in an hour.
The penguin goes over to the supermarket, buys some fish sticks and vanilla ice cream, and spends the rest of the hour hanging out in the frozen section. After the hour is up, he waddles over to the mechanic's shop. Seeing him come in, the mechanic walks over, and wiping his hands on a rag, says, 'Looks like you've blown a seal.' The penguin blushes, wipes his beak with his flipper and says, 'No, it's just vanilla ice cream.' :sunglass: |
See meeeeeeeeeeee Feeeel meeeeeeeeeeeeee, Touch meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Heal meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Who tribute.)
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oh these ankle socks???
why yes Sandra Dee gave them to me last year for my birthday |
I am too damn lovable!!! :)
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"Luck Be A Lady Tonight...."
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good evening ladies and germs......
i just don't get women...... take my wife ..... no really take her, she is all yours |
Clark Kent in the house!!!
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This small box can never contain all of me!
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Yes I know, aren't my nails just gorgeous!!
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Did someone say Texas Hold 'Em?
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man that betty page has some gams on her.......
whew |
Squirrel!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There's no place like the dungeon.
There's no place like the dungeon. There's no place like the dungeon. Gee, slave toto, I hope this works. |
mmmm I smell good!!!!!!
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Why yes, yes u may be green with Envy....These ARE jimmy Choos !!
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Looking into the frozen food locker, Frank realized that there might be a problem....
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look at me i'm a faerie
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FLEA! On my nose. GET IT OFF.
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Homeward Bound...yet another one of those darn movies
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Who let the dogs out? Woof, woof woof...:blink:
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You're oh so cute, but I'm tired of this monkey on my back. |
Well you see, I thought I'd plant a small piece of kudzu...
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What is that I smell on my hand????
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chef chef where are you boy? (lol) |
and so all us puppies peed on the rug and our mommy was so proud of us she gave us all extra milk!
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Whudda mean it's time for a bath?
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Sorry about your pillows but isn't my boa lovely!
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Just put one foot in front of the other.
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Red is not evil...but I am.
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Moooommmmm! Sissy's wearing your shoes again!
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Faerie faerie quite contrary how do your beautiful wings grow?
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The next one who sings "George of the Jungle" will have a personal poo-flinging demo.
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Next you lift your pinky and firmly, but gracefully, lift the teacup to your lips.
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And here is where you shall begin the chest compressions.
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Tinkerbelle is sooooooo fifties.
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Uh nice um nail polish
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One down, Four up.........and for god's sake, don't forget to pull in the clutch!
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Busby Berkeley ear yer heart out.
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