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It appeared to be running slow earlier but seems to be ok now.
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We are watching Julie and Julia, Harry Potter (even though I have seen none of them to this point), and Sunshine Cleaning. All while eating pizza and snuggling on the bed together. I can't wait till this flood mess and ceiling collapse mess are over with! I want to put up a Christmas tree.
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Last night, I dreamt that Someone proposed to me......it was sweet and lovely and tender, but for the life of me, I do NOT know how He got down on His knee on the floorboard of the car......
I said 'Yes', of course, but I woke up before I saw the ring..... That's just cruel. :drool: |
AZ and Eddie, the site has been running slow for me as well, especially after I was in chat for a bit this morning.
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Gonna put the outdoor lights up tonight! :smileyXmasTree: But the big :cuttree: will have to wait. Got a little one in the window though! The :playingcat: don't knock it down more than two or three times a day. :batmoose:
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Squirrel..... |
My gf and I, standing at the kitchen door of our apt, looking out to see what the morning's weather is like. Watched a 9 year old boy on a bicycle ride by and smack the side mirror on my gf's truck (her baby). Opened the door and asked the boy nicely to please not do that anymore.
boy: "you're tripping dude, I didn't touch your truck" my gf: "we were standing right here watching you" boy: "wasn't me" (he is currently the only child outside) Boy goes upstairs. Boy's father walks by, gf asks him nicely to ask the son not to do it again. Father is very nice and thanks us for letting him know. Father goes upstairs to talk to the boy. Father then leaves for work. A few minutes later, our screen door is ripped open, breaking the latch, loud knocking on the door. Open door, there is boy. Boy's mother is standing off to the side, a few feet away. boy: "can you show me how I supposedly hit your truck?" gf: "we watched you ride your bike by and hit the mirror" boy: "is it hurt?" gf: "no, i think it's ok" boy: "then what are you making such a big deal out of it for?!" boy's mother: "get your bike and get upstairs NOW!" Boy fusses as he walks upstairs. Mother doesn't say a word to us. We stand there in open-mouthed shock at the audacity of this little kid. My gf now checks the windows repeatedly because she's afraid the boy will do something to her truck in revenge for her tattling on him. I just can't believe the boy has that much attitude, or that neither he nor his mom even apologized for him breaking our door. Even my 11 year old son was shocked by the boy's bad behavior, and said "well, we know Santa won't be visiting him this year." lol |
70 years ago tonight, the epic film "Gone With The Wind" premiered in Atlanta....... evidently, there was a children's choir who sang at that premier....and one of the choir members was 10~year~old Martin Luther King, Jr. <smile>
I love some good trivia now....:awww: |
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I love Up! I saw it with Diva. :stillheart: |
slippin in here for a moment........... been driving all day just to end up bk here in charlotte land... heh........ unwinding and then gonna watch some mindless tv .. until i fal asleep. story of my life.. me handsome truckdriver:awww: is somewhere in Oklaahomma heading to kansas.. anyways... gd niters |
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i lived in some apt's once where someones kida about that same age and couple of his friends went into a empty apt upstairs from where i lived and eggd the whole front end of my car. the dad made him and his friends clean the car. i heard later that he and his x ( wife) have a lot of problems with this kid. that was around 10 yrs ago......... wonder if this kid is in trouble with worse things by now. |
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I've seen it so many times and will never get used to how maddening and fascinating Scarlet is. :lol2: |
This is what a lot of the things I read online sound like in my head.
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbs64GvGgPU"]YouTube- Muppet Show - Swedish Chef - making donut[/ame]
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I love the blue of Hanukkah......:2driedel:
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Peanut Butter Capt N Crunch cereal isnt that bad until it scrapes the roof of your mouth
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I want an El Gato for my Mac. (won't happen, but it's nice to dream)
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If I never see a bouncing penguin again, it will be too soon! Haha
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i just used the word maudlin and the phrase "alas and alack" in IM with a friend.
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People on Farmville are selfish when it comes to getting gifts from mystery eggs
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Just heard a tre cool song: "Tore My Heart" by Dave Tweedie & Oona
YUM.:stillheart: |
Our conference room scheduling book for 2010 is pink and brown and has polka dots on it. I might have had something to do with that. :princess:
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Today, I got a sweet letter from my daughter.....a Christmas card from my recently reconnected bio niece......and a great surprise in the form of a Shoe Calendar (and candy cane pencil AND candy canes) from one of my best femmie sissies.....
Life just doesn't get much better than that, Ya know? :cheerleader::cc: |
“The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.”
Charles R. Swindoll quotes |
I wish I could shrink down teeny tiny like the guy in Innerspace (or whatever that movie with Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan was called) and see what was and is going on inside my body.
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I am tired of that commercial for Kay Jewelers...every kiss does NOT begin with Kay! :annoyed:
A majority of my kisses begin with Miller Lite or Patron! :winky: (or even perhaps some box wine:clap:) That is all....carry on.:hammer: |
I just watched two youtubes that we so fun and happy. The first was the wedding dance, and the second was the baby dancing to Beyonce. I like the happiness.
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my mother sent me this.....see my un pc'ness is inherited :)
Tiger Woods Holiday Poem Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse. She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry, Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry. He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed. Woman after woman stepped up and confessed. He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori, With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story. >From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues, Tigers sad sordid tale was all over the news. With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex, When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts. Despite all his cryin and beggin' and pleadin', Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden. And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade, "If you’re gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid." She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer, Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.... $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
The past haunts
People change The world goes on Love leads life forward... |
jumping up and down here.... running in circle's..... waving my NEW cd around.. LOL wooHoo i got myself a christmas prezzy..:santa1: hahaha................ the new release......... offfffffffffffffffffffffffffff Suzan Boyle CD !!!!! |
I am realllllllly hoping my pair of Danskos arrive tomorrow or Saturday morning so I can wear them for the concerts this weekend. I'm also reallllllllly hoping they are just what my feet need to not hurt so much throughout the concerts.
*crossing my fingers and toes* |
Why my wife has been banned from target :|
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After the School year ended in June '09 I decided that I would semi-retire and after my summer vacation only teach part time..I have a great deal of time on my hands So with that time this summer and fall the wife has insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most butches, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, the wife is like most femmes - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs. Thoreau, Over the past six months, your husband/partner/person of interest has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband/partner/person of Interest Dean Thoreau are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. :rofl: |
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OMG..... you got me crying here from laughing so much,,, love the last one. |
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See? K ~ I ~ S ~ S Kiss! :kissy: |
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do you write this stuff ???? LOL LOL LOL ........ its very good.. lol |
I just made the best Cajun soup....warm inside, cold outside...good movies...
and my gym piece arrived today for a workout later. It's a blessed night. |
There is a tiger roaming around oyster creek, texas
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I wish I'd known about porn by numbers before now.
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Opened my presents
:cheesy: I got to open Christmas presents from the :2driedel: girl tonite...
Yes...it's early. Yes, I'm spoiled. Yes, it was all good stuff, as she knows me better than anyone..:smileyXmasTree::snowballfight: |
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