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NJFemmie 02-01-2010 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42489)

National Spunky Old Broads Day
:twitch::eyebat::twitch:


http://bp3.blogger.com/_QoMHlFvtyoI/...lden+girls.bmp

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 12:09 PM

A contestant for Spunky Old Broad's Day:

http://bp2.blogger.com/_QoMHlFvtyoI/...s320/tooth.jpg

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42489)

National Hula in the Coola Day
:theisland:





http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/...02012007hc.jpg

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.


Diva 02-01-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 42719)
http://blog.holidays.net/wp-content/...02012007hc.jpg

Not be confused with Holla for a Dollah Day.

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I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... :| )

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42489)

National G. I. Joe day
:flying:



http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images...9/GayGIJoe.jpg
Don't ask don't tell?

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42721)
I've been waiting all day for You to find something flawless. Thank You!!!!! My day is complete.

Except for lunch. Then my day will be complete.

Oh....and then Jeopardy. Then my day will be complete.....

(I'm starting to sound like Steve Martin..... :| )

Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [
dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late :) I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)

Just_G 02-01-2010 01:37 PM

And this thermos....and THAT is all I need!

Diva 02-01-2010 01:44 PM

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!

Diva 02-01-2010 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 42728)
Let me help ...

Well I'm gonna to go then. And I don't need any of this. I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this.
And that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair. And I don't need one other thing, except my dog. [
dog barks] I don't need my dog.

Sorry I was a little late :) I actually had some work to do today!
Woohoo! (bleh)


You are such a giver. I need a tissue....


<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot. :penguin:

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:45 PM

.... the thermos and this spoon. And I don't need anything else.

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42740)
You are such a giver. I need a tissue....


<giggling> Here.....have a penguin while I blot. :penguin:

Um, while you were blotting, it, errrr.... multiplied.

:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin:

:eyebrow:


Diva 02-01-2010 01:46 PM

I need You BOTH..............









.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!

Just_G 02-01-2010 01:49 PM

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1el59ig9AK8"]YouTube- The Jerk - "And That's All I Need"[/ame]

NJFemmie 02-01-2010 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42744)
I need You BOTH..............

.....to speak at my memorial service!!!!!!!! I want them to LAUGH!!!!!!!


Shall I tell them you once gave me a pregnant penguin?

:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin: wtf?!?!?:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin: they won't stop!!!:penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin::penguin: ... oh, and I need penguin food, and THAT is all .....

Gemme 02-01-2010 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42636)
You resemble the "spunky" part..... :)

I once had a dog named Spunky.

Diva 02-01-2010 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gemme (Post 42906)
I once had a dog named Spunky.


That's perfect for You....I love it! :doghead:

Gemme 02-01-2010 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 42909)
That's perfect for You....I love it! :doghead:

Yeah, I loved the lil bugger.

Diva 02-02-2010 09:23 AM

TODAY

~February 2nd~

is


of course

Groundhog Day


&


National Purification Day
:whip:


&


National Sled Dog Day
:doghead::schnauzer::bulldog::wolf:



NJFemmie 02-02-2010 10:00 AM

http://siqintelligens.dk/images/1/Kundalini.jpg
:ohm: :ohm: :ohm: :ohm:

NJFemmie 02-02-2010 10:02 AM

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...e-dog-team.jpg

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.c...etter-sled.jpg

NJFemmie 02-02-2010 10:05 AM

http://a0.vox.com/6a00c22525672a8fdb...cae0860b-500pi

NJFemmie 02-03-2010 12:54 PM

Today is ........

Diva's Day Off From Posting In This Thread Day


.... I think ....

Sachita 02-03-2010 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by softness (Post 41497)
I have a cystic liver. Something is paining me in that area and they suspect one of the cysts is going to burst. So we scan it to see and then operate if need be. I am ok. This is easily treatable and fixable. But the damn stuff they made me drink today for hours made me think I should have tolerated the pain....

I hope you feel better soon.

Diva 02-03-2010 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 43671)
Today is ........

Diva's Day Off From Posting In This Thread Day


.... I think ....



Hee hee....sorry guys....I had an early morning apt. and it's just thrown me off kilter somethin' fierce....Sasha Fierce. :|



NJFemmie 02-03-2010 01:15 PM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RMM5j0PrdB...a-fierce-4.jpg

Diva 02-03-2010 01:17 PM

You'll have fun with this, NJ..... ;-)
 
TODAY

~February 3rd~

is


National Cordova Ice Worm Day
:eating:
Of course it is!


&


National Women's Sports Day
:goodscore:

:golf::fencing::basketball::baseball::downhillski:

:olympics:

Just_G 02-03-2010 01:17 PM

Today is my big sister's birthday!! She is one of my best friends and one of my heroes! Happy Birthday to Donna! :clap:

Diva 02-03-2010 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 43680)


I think I love You.

:aslpeacelove:

NJFemmie 02-03-2010 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 43683)
I think I love You.

:aslpeacelove:

You love Sasha, and that's okay.

*wiping tear*

NJFemmie 02-03-2010 01:22 PM

Cordova Ice Worm Day!?!? WTH!?!?

Here are your worms .....

http://www.islandnet.com/~see/weathe...s/iceworm2.jpg

Now, tell me what image YOU see when you stare at it long enough....

*eyes crossing*


I see a cat clapping .... seriously.

*rubbing eyes*

Diva 02-03-2010 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 43684)
You love Sasha, and that's okay.

*wiping tear*



I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:

NJFemmie 02-03-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 43686)
I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:

LOL .... yes, i must say that was! ;)

Diva 02-03-2010 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 43685)
Cordova Ice Worm Day!?!? WTH!?!?

Here are your worms .....

http://www.islandnet.com/~see/weathe...s/iceworm2.jpg

Now, tell me what image YOU see when you stare at it long enough....

*eyes crossing*


I see a cat clapping .... seriously.

*rubbing eyes*



I see the sweet, baby infant Jeebus in a Grouch mustache & glasses......

:trampoline:

NJFemmie 02-03-2010 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 43689)
I see the sweet, baby infant Jeebus in a Grouch mustache & glasses......

:trampoline:

*tilts head the otherway*

OH YEAHHH!!! How did I miss that?!

*looks at Diva sideways*

Blade 02-03-2010 01:33 PM

TODAY is.........just another day in paradise

Bit 02-03-2010 02:28 PM

http://www.alaska101.com/exploreAlaska/cordova/alaska_travel_cordova.htm

The Ice Worm Parade is at the bottom of the page.

Tis weird, evidently the ice worms started out as a hoax by a newbie journalist desperate to keep his job... and later, scientists found actual worms that live in the ice (not so much like the hoax, though, lol). http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/tall-tales/alaska.html

Gemme 02-03-2010 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diva (Post 43686)
I've loved You longer.



That was GOOD, huh? :eyebat:


But you love Sasha more fiercely. :blink:

I don't see any felines or Groucho or anything in those worms, except I do see boobs...in the middle-ish. :eyebrow:

~Bo 02-03-2010 07:27 PM

*perk*


Boobs?????? :sunglass:

Diva 02-04-2010 07:23 AM

Have fun, NJ!!!
 
TODAY

~February 4th~

is


National Create a Vacuum Day
:smelling-flower:


&


National Liberace Day
:grandpiano:


&


National Quacker Day
:duck:


&


National USO Day
:usa:

NJFemmie 02-04-2010 07:25 AM

choleda... what in God's name is he wearing???

http://30daysout.files.wordpress.com...2/liberace.jpg


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