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girl_dee 10-04-2017 04:27 AM

"I get to squish you soon"

clay 10-04-2017 09:23 AM

Will you have dinner with me tomorrow night?..............:hangloose:

Medusa 10-04-2017 09:37 AM

It technically counts as today it was in the wee hours of the morning:


June and I have reached the point in our Las Vegas frenzy where we are sending ridiculous text video to one another at 1 o’clock in the morning. But it really is the best.

Gemme 10-11-2017 04:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by girl_dee (Post 1172732)
"I get to squish you soon"

And I did!

Orema 12-07-2017 05:35 AM

Silly and sweet
 
I’m a gingerbread girl looking like a gingerbread boy looking for a gingerbread girl like you.

Chad 12-08-2017 06:54 PM

Text
 
Birthday plans coming together!

:bluesbrothers: :party: :danceparty:

girl_dee 12-11-2017 12:16 PM

"How's my girl?" Yum!!!!!

Kenna 12-22-2017 07:47 PM

My nieces are my heart!
 
"We love you Aunt K...I wanted to call last night but didn't want to wake you. We LOVE our hummingbirds!"

candy_coated_bitch 12-22-2017 09:23 PM

NONE! Because there's no signal at my parents' house.

Kenna 12-30-2017 05:22 PM

From my 29 yr old son: (something meant for his sweetheart and certainly not for his mother)
Me: (a picture of Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, See No Evil,...) "and the 4th monkey says :blink: :blink: :blink: "

Him: haha "Do no evil". Used to have a little statue of four polar bears doing that

(10 seconds later)

Him: annnnnnnd the forth monkey just realises what he did

Mopsie 12-30-2017 05:36 PM

A friend said that a scarf I made for him "makes him happy."

:knitgirl:

That made my day! :)


The JD 02-05-2018 06:57 PM

“THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING GRILLED CHEESE FESTIVAL IN ATLANTA IN APRIL AND WE ARE GOING!!!”

Yes, Angiebaby, we motherfucking ARE!

girl_dee 02-05-2018 07:45 PM

*i booked an air BnB for Desire*


:awww::loveletter:

JDeere 02-05-2018 08:29 PM

It's about time you walked out!!!!!

My ex when i told her about today.

Bèsame* 02-21-2018 10:25 AM

"You are amazing. Remember that. "

Blade 03-06-2018 06:07 PM

Just checking on you, you've been on my mind all day

CherylNYC 03-07-2018 09:36 AM

She:
"I get all toppy around you"

Me:
"Excellent"

Kenna 03-14-2018 05:27 PM

I'll be there in 20-25 minutes to pick her up.

girl_dee 03-14-2018 05:37 PM

“i’m checked in!!!"

girl_dee 03-15-2018 02:38 PM

‘Landed’ :cheer:

Kenna 03-22-2018 05:46 PM

Goofball best friend and his clear liquid diet...
 
From Blade: "SOB i bought bananna pop cycles, but they are bananna cream pop cycles"

My response: "knucklehead. Show me a clear banana.

clay 03-22-2018 06:04 PM

"hey twinkletoes".........:)

Tovah 03-22-2018 06:41 PM

"He pooped in the potty!"
-from the mom of my 3-year-old client

Kenna 04-05-2018 08:40 PM

Some things never change
 
See if u c my glasses please. Lost them this morning.

cricket26 04-05-2018 08:49 PM

mom do you have my w-2?

Kenna 05-01-2018 07:48 PM

Give Briar peewee a goodnight kiss for me

Bèsame* 05-01-2018 09:18 PM

My phone has been pretty quiet lately......

Kenna 05-01-2018 09:28 PM

"History repeats itself"

Bèsame* 05-01-2018 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenna (Post 1208869)
"History repeats itself"

I'm waiting for karma...it can't come soon enough!

JDeere 05-01-2018 09:32 PM

A pic collage from my ex of pics of us through the years that we have been together as lovers and friends.

Kätzchen 05-02-2018 09:30 AM

Lois wants to meet you.... (text from my mom, she's excited we will see each other soon, Lois is her hairdresser and long time friend).

Teddybear 05-02-2018 09:48 AM

Is it bigger than a bread box???!!!!

Wrang1er 05-02-2018 10:18 AM

You have mad skills! ;)

Chad 12-20-2018 06:26 PM

Text
 
It was a treat to see you today.

:cowboy:

Kätzchen 07-26-2019 10:11 PM

From the postal carrier who picks up mail at a drop box where I frequently leave mail to be mailed:

"I found your letter and put your postage on it."

And after I thanked him for saving my day, he texted back, saying:

"I'm wishing you the very best."

GeorgiaMa'am 07-27-2019 07:02 PM

"Frogtastic News!
Undercover Tourist Order # xxxxxx
has been confirmed."
(Disney World tickets)

Tuff Stuff 08-01-2019 11:28 AM

Her
"Are you still alive???...call me!!"

Me
"What's up"

Like what's going on?...of course it was nothing serious. :wallbreak:

GeorgiaMa'am 08-01-2019 05:50 PM

"Coming home to u"

GeorgiaMa'am 08-14-2019 06:39 PM

Delivered: Your Amazon package with Cute Fluffy Pink Poodle Faux Fur Pom Pom Key Chain was delivered. More info at xxxxxxxxx

candy_coated_bitch 08-14-2019 06:42 PM

The Baby Shark sound byte from my best friend.


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