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Scorp 06-24-2010 07:37 PM

Good Luck Diva. Doing all of the above hoping you get the gig.

:candle: :praying: :vigil: :canadian:

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Originally Posted by Diva (Post 137527)
I am SOOOOOOOOOOO excited!!!!! I have an interview for a middle school choral director's gig on Monday!!!!!!!!!!!

Light candles. Chant. Pray. Do the Job Interview Dance around the fire!

YEA! I'm stoked, can You tell?




Oneida 06-24-2010 08:08 PM

http://www.treehugger.com/galleries/...and-pigeon.jpg

Leigh 06-24-2010 08:38 PM

Don't you hate that as much as you love someone (friend, family member etc), some people won't get off your case about stuff? I love My cousin Rob but the one night he comes to visit (tonight), he can't stop crabbing at Me about things like:

~ Still living at home at age 30

~ Not working (even though I just had surgery)

~ Not being on My own by now (he was at 20)

~ Spending too much time on the computer

~ Sitting on My *ass*, as he puts it, not doing anything to contribute to society


Don't get Me wrong, I love him and I know that alot of his words are him teasing Me in a way, but I hear these same things (not jokingly) from My father and they both end up ganging up on Me ~ no one cares that even if they ARE buggin Me, it affects Me in a negative way :(

Write14u 06-24-2010 08:56 PM

OK, I'll confess: I have a wee bit of road rage and I'm not a fan of being cut off. I mean, come on, at least throw on a blinker and toss out a friendly wave.

So yesterday, I'm driving back from the airport and through town. Idiot redneck Florida dude cuts me off. I give him the "You're No. 1 in my heart" sign. He gives me the "suck it sign." I yell out my window that you can't suck what you can't find.

Dude actually gets out of his car and starts yelling at me, asking if I was going to suck it or if I was teasing. Then he gets a look at me and says, "Well, your dick is probably bigger than mine anyway." So I yell, "Well, yeah, it is. A lot bigger." Then he goes off on some tangent about dykes saying I needed to get my p****y and tongue pierced and a bunch of other stuff. NOT exactly sure what the point of piercings were relative to me.

And that was my lovely experience. My two buddies in the car were flabbergasted. I was rolling. It was hysterical.

SuperFemme 06-24-2010 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Braedon (Post 137986)
Don't you hate that as much as you love someone (friend, family member etc), some people won't get off your case about stuff? I love My cousin Rob but the one night he comes to visit (tonight), he can't stop crabbing at Me about things like:

~ Still living at home at age 30

~ Not working (even though I just had surgery)

~ Not being on My own by now (he was at 20)

~ Spending too much time on the computer

~ Sitting on My *ass*, as he puts it, not doing anything to contribute to society


Don't get Me wrong, I love him and I know that alot of his words are him teasing Me in a way, but I hear these same things (not jokingly) from My father and they both end up ganging up on Me ~ no one cares that even if they ARE buggin Me, it affects Me in a negative way :(

Tell Rob that until you move in with him? He can have a nice big cup of STFU.

Gemme 06-24-2010 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by fiercegrrl (Post 137757)
try practicing all these things with m&m's or skittles. they taste good so even if it doesn't get swallowed right away there won't be any panicking cause of the bad taste. and the coatings on them make them a little slippery so they will go down easier.
i learned to swallow pills using m&m's when i was around your sons age.

Good suggestion.

And, if the kid is just having too hard of a time with the pills right now and they need to be taken NOW, crush them up with syrup in a table spoon. If they are horrid-tasting, it won't mask the ickyness totally, but it will cover enough of it to get the stuff down. Can be used with sugar free syrup if diabetic also.


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Originally Posted by Lady Pamela (Post 137906)
Happy to get news that my
GREAT GREAT NEPHEW KAISON

Is now off the breathing tubes and as of today they took the oxygen off...YEAHHH!!!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6299132_n.jpg


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-..._6664346_n.jpg

Good news, indeed! He looks like he's got a lot to say too, in the first photo.

Leigh 06-24-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuperFemme
Tell Rob that until you move in with him? He can have a nice big cup of STFU.



((((((((((((SF))))))))))))) This is just one of many reasons why you rawk :)

afixer 06-25-2010 06:33 AM

*bows my head*

NJFemmie 06-25-2010 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Write14u (Post 138017)
OK, I'll confess: I have a wee bit of road rage and I'm not a fan of being cut off. I mean, come on, at least throw on a blinker and toss out a friendly wave.

Do you ever notice that when you DO put on your blinker, the car you want to get in front of suddenly speeds up? Doesn't matter that he's been crawling for the past 20 miles or so, but the moment he sees a blinker, he's Mario Andretti??

I call it the "you're not getting in front of me" syndrome.

Diva 06-25-2010 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oneida (Post 137960)



THIS is precious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Write14u 06-25-2010 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NJFemmie (Post 138214)
Do you ever notice that when you DO put on your blinker, the car you want to get in front of suddenly speeds up? Doesn't matter that he's been crawling for the past 20 miles or so, but the moment he sees a blinker, he's Mario Andretti??

I call it the "you're not getting in front of me" syndrome.


*laughing* True dat.
I'm pretty courteous in terms of letting someone in front of me, unless I deem them a jerk (ie, they raced down a lane that was closing and then at the last minute want me to let them in. I'm like heck no, I sat here and waited. LOL)

And I've done my fair share of jumping in like he did, so I was just grousing in general until he gave me the "suck it" sign. LOL Then it was on!

Write14u 06-25-2010 08:39 AM

It's a good thing pup dogs like salt.

UofMfan 06-25-2010 01:27 PM

I just got back from an interesting trip to the market, car accident and all. Talk about an exciting life!

Scorp 06-25-2010 02:32 PM

Bad Day At Hallmark...
 
Ever wonder what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day ???

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it....

She moved in with me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Looking back over the years

that we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,

someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Congratulations on your promotion.
Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Life like!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

We have been friends for a very long time let's say we stop?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oneida 06-25-2010 04:03 PM

The moment lightning struck twice in the same place at the same time: Stunning images as storm breaks over Chicago (June 23)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...37_468x675.jpg
Bolt from the blue: Seen from the Hancock Tower, lighting strikes both the Willis Tower, right, and the Trump Tower in downtown Chicago as a severe storm rolls through the region last night

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...76_468x478.jpg

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...62_468x320.jpg
Not again: Lightning appears to strike the spire of Trump Tower a second time as storms broke over the city last night

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/...59_468x367.jpg
Webs of electricity streak across the sky last night. Though 450 'tree emergencies' were reported, no one was injured in the storms

Kätzchen 06-25-2010 05:20 PM

I finally felt hungry and made some breakfast: I sauteed sweet onions and roast beef first; then I added scrambled egg mixture and cheese. I even made a piece of toast to go with it.

afixer 06-25-2010 07:29 PM

I've had a headache for almost two days off and on. :(

Scorp 06-25-2010 07:33 PM

I feel you on that. I've had mine going on 2 weeks off and on...Sucks

Hope yours subsides soon.


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Originally Posted by afixer (Post 138660)
I've had a headache for almost two days off and on. :(


Abigail Crabby 06-25-2010 08:00 PM

:princess: :flying: :theisland::tanning::tanning: :snooker::cheer: no more :phonegab::phonegab: and no more :missu:

SuperFemme 06-25-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 138661)
I feel you on that. I've had mine going on 2 weeks off and on...Sucks

Hope yours subsides soon.

my oldest headache is 24.


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