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Jesse 02-08-2011 04:51 PM

See, what I am thinking is that the landlord is using the haunted excuse to get out of fixing squeaking doors and leaking faucets. Lmao!


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesse (Post 280736)
"This three bedroom 2 bath 1 car garage home has everything you need. Comes with washer, dryer, refrigerator and stove. Back Yard is fenced in. Located in the south East part of Palm Bay. Quiet neighborhood. Now this house has been reported as haunted, You might hear talking, singing, door slamming, knocks on the door, water faucets turning on..."

http://spacecoast.craigslist.org/apa/2203538368.html


Jesse 02-08-2011 06:52 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/planes-nearly-collide-midair-12856143


:|

afixer 02-09-2011 05:32 AM


this is post number 600 for me on this board.

sylvie 02-09-2011 05:59 AM

http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4126/melonsw.jpg

Kobi 02-09-2011 11:29 AM



I wonder if anyone else sees the "chatroom portal" on the
main page and thinks stuff like:

....to boldly go where no butch or femme has ever gone before
or
....its beam me up Scottie time
or
....you are traveling thru another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind,
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries
are that of imagination. Your next stop.....The Chat Zone.





lipstixgal 02-09-2011 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kobi (Post 281257)


I wonder if anyone else sees the "chatroom portal" on the
main page and thinks stuff like:

....to boldly go where no butch or femme has ever gone before
or
....its beam me up Scottie time
or
....you are traveling thru another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind,
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries
are that of imagination. Your next stop.....The Chat Zone.





That's a good one KObi would love to go into chat but seems like no one is in there that often huh I wonder why???

Tcountry 02-10-2011 01:53 AM

gotta love the pitter-patter of little furry feet...
New kitty...shelter rescue...so soft... ;)

Lady Pamela 02-11-2011 03:16 AM

Sharing my good news!

Feb 8th my latest granddaughter " Paisley "was born

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._7665048_n.jpg



Andrew, Jr. 02-11-2011 09:34 AM


Lady Pamela,

What a beautiful photograph of you and your new little lovebug! Congratulations! I am so happy for you and your family! What a wonderful gift!

Thank you for sharing that photograph with us all.

Love,
Andrew

Kobi 02-11-2011 10:55 AM



I love getting reps on stuff posted eons ago.
Always have to go back and look at what it was for.

If I am lucky, I can marvel at how insightful it was,
or how sweet, or how diplomatic, or how funny.

If I am not so lucky, I can cringe over how rude
that sounded, or how angry, or how sarcastic, or
how inappropriate.

Either way, it is a useful learning tool for interpersonal
growth.

JAGG 02-11-2011 06:59 PM

BE GONE
 
The 700 ft of snow we got here in Tulsa is finally melting!!!!! First day above freezing in forever. So it's melting, melting melting, like the wicked witch from the Wizard of OZ!!!!! Be gone you have no power here. :blueheels:where are the ruby slippers? Guess blue will do.

moxie 02-11-2011 07:06 PM

The week from Hell just keeps going and going... :seeingstars:

Rook 02-11-2011 07:08 PM

-=clicks tongue=- tsk
Poor Chuck, perpetually teased by a Red-Head for all Eternity...
Little Red-Headed Girl aka Heather?

:seeingstars:

Nat 02-11-2011 07:13 PM

Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

afixer 02-14-2011 06:52 AM

yes they are
 

citybutch 02-14-2011 03:10 PM

:( Not a good day to be stupidly sick... how did I catch THIS flu?!

lipstixgal 02-14-2011 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat (Post 282607)
Guess who forgot to take the lube out of the bag containing her strap-on prior to entering airport security? As this very good-natured guy pawed through my backpack, I told him there was naughty stuff in there and it was a good thing he was wearing gloves. He reached into the bag with my strap-on in it, dug around and pulled out a glittery pink marginally phallic bottle and looked at me questioningly. I said quietly, "whoops, that's lube. You can throw it away. Sorry, I didn't realize it was in there." he said, I've worked here for 9 years - nothing surprises me anymore. It's really much more common than you might think." I said, "good - I'd hate to be the only one."

At the moment I am almost high on embarrassment. And also pretty relieved/happy to hear that many people are bringing their attachable bits through the X-rays.

Did they make you throw away the lube??

Soon 02-14-2011 04:25 PM

Love Is Respect
 
http://www.loveisrespect.org/

dixie 02-14-2011 10:16 PM

Happy VD
 
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...1135e4c62b.jpg

dixie 02-14-2011 10:36 PM

dun dun dun...
 
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...5094f028e9.gif

Random 02-14-2011 11:19 PM

you know you are pms'ing BAD

when you are afraid to touch yourself in case you do it wrong and you snap your own head off...


lololololololoolol

dixie 02-15-2011 10:37 PM

I feel the same way about my couch...
 
http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...9591575850.jpg

dixie 02-15-2011 10:41 PM

um...ew?
 
http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpr...h-in-a-can.jpg

pajama 02-16-2011 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dixielady (Post 284900)

Me too about alllll my couches. :|

dixie 02-16-2011 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pajara2 (Post 284967)
Me too about alllll my couches. :|

bwahahahahaha...um, baby...you're becoming a sofa hoarder...LOL

citybutch 02-16-2011 09:50 AM

2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon...


thinking it is an illusion ... maybe?

JustJo 02-16-2011 10:54 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...essed-with.jpg

Ms. Meander 02-16-2011 04:20 PM

seductive product description
 
"You can also pinch, flick, and swirl you fingers on the multi-gesture touchpad for an intuitive navigation of...", promises the product description of the laptop I just ordered.

I know I can't wait to "flick" it! :|

sierragirrl 02-16-2011 04:46 PM

oh how i love the little 1938 house my daughter and i are about to move our things into. the bahama blue walls and the yellow bedroom. life is GREAT! :hangloose:

durrrrrrrr 02-16-2011 07:44 PM

there was 8,652 pillows on that bed in the hotel room :|

adorable 02-16-2011 10:26 PM


Sparkle 02-17-2011 06:22 AM

I bashed my head in a hair-drying related incident this morning.
I now have a bump where my bangs should lay flat.

afixer 02-17-2011 07:39 AM

please,please,please
 

lipstixgal 02-17-2011 08:18 AM

I just broke the whole carton of fresh eggs this morning oh wow that was a lot of...16 in total now to get organic ones and be more careful next time...:blink:

dixie 02-17-2011 10:27 PM

damn addictive fb
 
http://cheezfailbooking.files.wordpr...bd64e434df.jpg

Kobi 02-17-2011 11:07 PM



The weather continues to fluxuate. Was 50 today and more warmth
coming tomorrow. Saturday we are back to winter with the potential
for snow. So I ask:

http://i1207.photobucket.com/albums/...t/bullshit.jpg

moxie 02-17-2011 11:35 PM

If I had lower expectations of people then perhaps I wouldn't be disappointed so often. Maybe the only thing I should expect is that they are breathing, then there would be a potential plethora of pleasant surprises.

ravfem 02-18-2011 12:17 AM

Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/...36382a81d7.jpg

Jesse 02-18-2011 12:33 AM

It's a plant! :)


Quote:

Originally Posted by ravfem (Post 285998)
Anybody know what this is? Neighbors left it behind when they moved so i rescued it, but now it's dying i think. The leaves are becoming light brown & dry. i keep the soil damp, but i really am not a green thumb at all. i once killed a Bar Room plant. :seeingstars:

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5059/...36382a81d7.jpg


citybutch 02-18-2011 10:36 AM

It was an illusion... I was still sick... but I feel GREAT today! YAY!

Quote:

Originally Posted by citybutch (Post 285083)
2nd fever broken in as many days and feeling like I could run a marathon...


thinking it is an illusion ... maybe?



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