Crack of dawn.

Would you rather:

A) Wear a bright red morphsuit on your wedding day?

or

B) Your fiance does?

A for sure, sounds like my kind of wedding day

WYR wear a black morphsuit and scare people or dress up as Jason to scare people?

Ohhh, morphsuit for sure. ( wtf is a morphsuit?)

wyr fix a flat tire by the side of the road or call and wait for a tow truck or AAA

Fix it myself!

True story...i changed my tire on the side of the highway ( on the way to work) in the pouring rain...just as i finished, the highway patrol came along and asked if i needed help. When i said no, they looked at my tire, gave a chuckle and drove off. I had the tire repaired on my lunch break, and the repairman said " did you know you put the tire on backwards" :blink: Asshole highway patrol, could have at least mentioned it!

WYR...take a shower or take a bath?

Shower

Wyr watch tv or a movie?

watch movie

wyr have a tv in the bedroom or not?

Yes in bedroom

Wyr own an old tube tv or the new fancy smancy ones?

No tv in the bedroom EVER!

WYR...grocery shop 1x a week, or several times a week?

as often as I'm told to...I'm the cart pusher.

wyr shop at Costco or at walmart?

Wal mart

Wyr shop at trader joes or sams club?

Trader Joe's

Wyr...drive a car, or drive a truck

A car unless the truck is some lovely old thing from the 40s.

Would you rather jump off a cliff wearing one of those flying squirrel/kite suits or enter a pie eating contest that features a kind of pie you don't care for at all.

Since death is not on my agenda for the immediate future, I'll take the pie!

Wyr...lose an arm, or lose a leg

arm.

wyr have long curly hair or long straight hair on your legs?

I think long straight hair would camouflage my shortish unglamorous legs and thick ankles better and go better with Birks.

wyr have an unflattering buzz cut or shaved head or would you rather shave your legs.

shaved head.
cause I already shave my head weekly.

wyr eat sour or sweet pickles?

Sour pickles

Wyr go shopping for wedding dresses or a tuxedo?

wedding dress.
because I don't have to do all the trying on.
and I had a blast with my wife while we were on the hunt for the perfect dress.

wyr buy a card or make a card?

Make one.

WYR have ice cream or frozen yogurt ?

DC

ice cream

wyr eat strawberries or blueberries?