Strawberries

WYR eat black berries or cocoa pebbles cereal?

black berries


WYR jump rope or hopscotch?

hop scotch

WYR play marco polo or hide and seek?

I'd rather drink Scotch and tie a little rope.

wyr pretend you like your ex gf's new gf or would you rather stick a finger in her eye?

stick finger in her eye

wyr be nice to said new g/f or start a fight?

Kindness is free, ER visits are not.

wyr carry resentment or guilt?

Resentment please

WYR carry around anger or guilt?

I think guilt has a slightly lower risk of causing a stroke

wyr drive a sport scar or a truck

Truck please

WYR drive a mini cooper or a smart car?

mini...easier to recycle

wyr mow the lawn or prune the trees/bushes

mow the lawn

WYR go see a dentist or an obgyn?

dentist...I figure a good dentist can do a decent Pap smear

wyr deal with a male or female police officer?

female please

WYR deal with a police officer or a jailer?

police officer...generally, police still have to treat you like a human being.

wyr vacation in Venice or Milwaukee?

I have been to Milwaukee several times on business, so Venice please!

Wyr...swim in a lake, or swim in the ocean

ocean...I'd rather be eaten by a shark than minnowed to death.

wyr wear a religious symbol around your neck or keep people guessing?

They are going to have to guess. I won't wear a cross, as i feel it is idolizing an object. My Wife thinks I'm a loon.

Wyr eat at the all you can eat buffet, or dine at a classy restaurant

you saying Golden Corral isn't a classy restaurant?

wyr improve your eyesight with laser surgery or carrot juice?

Laser

If you only had sight in one eye, would you rather wear an eye patch like a pirate or some cool-looking Ray Charles sunglasses?

I would choose to wear sunglasses.

Would you rather sleep in a sleeping bag or on a futon?