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Just wondering when I became The Dog Whisperer... :walking-poodle::schnauzer::doghead::bulldog::dog:
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http://images.worldgallery.co.uk/i/p...White-9074.jpg Does this deal come with a Prince? |
I fancy chicken tikka masala.
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The weather guy says we are having snizzle tomorrow. Snizzle is apparently the new name for freezing mist. I didnt even know mist could freeze. |
this may help
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Candace just drove away to move into their new home.......
It's awful quiet in this house now..... |
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Only three episodes left of Big Love. I am so very very distraught.
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Dont play coy...
Frankly, I think she is being greedy because she looks pregnant to me. |
I went to the "Family" bathroom in "Wallyworld", I prefer those because it's Unisex/Gender Neutral...
Apparently, someone was in a Huge rush, kept knocking, and I did say twice "Gimmie a sec.." When I managed to finish up, tucking my shirt in I walked out, and the bitch had the fucking Gall to growl "Figures...", walked right past and said "Fuckin' faery faggots everywhere" I snapped..."Fuckin' cocksuckin' breeder bitches everywhere" She shot a glare before the door closed, and I smiled, with a handsome Flip-off and went on my way.... Cunt... :mohawk: |
We are in that weird period between the end of winter and the beginning of spring. The snow/rain/cold has been replaced by wind/cold. Ordinarily I like wind.....in the spring....when a short haircut gets a tousled look. But, in the winter, I let the hair grow to keep warm. And with the wind, tousled becomes a cross between Don King, Bozo, and Professor Irwin Corey. It is not a good look. :| |
I don't know who wrote this... but it was too cute not to share...
LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh, I don't know," said the congressman. "How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?" as he smiled smugly. "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?" The legislator, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy, when you don't know shit?" And then she went back to reading her book. |
Hillbilly Medical Terms
Hillbilly Medical Terms
Benign- What you be after you be eight. Bacteria- Back door to cafeteria. Barium- What you do with dead folks. Cesarean Section- A neighborhood in Rome. Catscan- Searching for the cat. Cauterize- Made eye contact with her. Colic- A sheep dog. Coma- A punctuation mark. D&C- Where Washington is. Dilate- To live longer than your kids do. Enema- Not a friend. Fester- Quicker than someone else. Fibula- A small lie. G.I.Series- World Series of military baseball. Hangnail- What you hang your coat on. Impotent- Distinguished, well known. Labor Pain- Getting hurt at work. Morbid- A higher offer than I bid. Nitrates- Cheaper than day rates. Medical Staff- A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake. Node- I knew it. Outpatient- A person who has fainted. Pap Smear- A fatherhood test. Pelvis- Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative- A letter carrier. Recovery Room- Place to do upholstery. Secretion- Hiding something Tablet- A small table to change babies on. Seizure- Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section. Terminal Illness- Getting sick at the train station. Tumor- More than one. Urine- Opposite of mine. Varicose- Near by Hospital- The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill. |
I crave ....hmm....
Bosom Buddies, Inspector Gadget & Facts of Life reruns....Yeah :blink: |
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say it loud say it proud!!! INSPECTOR GADGET! :nixon: |
go go gadget rollerskates ! lol
poor brain.... I think this years American Idol will be for the Girls.... :sunglass: |
while most of us sleep comfortably at night... little do we know there is a SHEENism about to be born.
to help us keep up with the ever unfolding mess that is Charlie, here ya go: http://twitter.com/SheenTranslator this may be my fav: "I live inside the truth, and you cannot debate me / The truth is a lot like a snuggie. And you can't argue with someone in a snuggie." :byebye: |
It is only coincidence that this image follows a post about Charlie Sheen
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Why is it that my dogs usually behave ONLY when they are sleeping?
Me: calling "Little Guy" over and over and over.. looking in the dark trying to find a freaken 5 pound chihuahua. Nope.. No answer... then a lady comes over and says "are you looking for a dog?" My other dogs bark like crazy, Peppa ballooing in her beagle voice. Me: :blink: (I was just calling for said dog for nothing :| ) Her daughter comes over with the little mongrel... I mean sweet little dog that my Sir loves so much... Me: Grumbles as I walk in the house with the escapee. Now they are all sleeping. |
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works for Ferrets too... darling little angels when sleeping / drowsy.... Demonic evil incarnates full of Mischief otherwise.... -Presets tv for Around the world in 80 days *original* & Greystoke, Legend of Tarzan- w00t !!! :byebye: |
Def Leppard is going to be playing in Denver this summer... Heart will be opening up for them... *Blink* I think I may be having flashbacks... |
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:mohawk: I feel like SuperTuff today :darthsmiley:
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This makes me twitch.....and giggle....
"Diva don't play."
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Tonight's top news story : Tickets for a high school basketball game were oversold and people couldn't get in. No fights or brawls or anything. Just oversold.
Middle school kid bringing loaded gun to school, ten minutes into broadcast. And the state government just passed a bill banning the sale of "bath salts" that are causing hallucinations. People are snorting them. Oh My Kentucky Home. |
Got this fwd in an email. Though I'd share Maybe we should send to our Congressmen? So, let me get this straight... Charlie Sheen can make a "porn family", Kelsey Grammer can end a 15 year marriage over the phone, Larry King can be on divorce #9, Britney Spears had a 55 hour marriage, Jesse James and Tiger Woods, while married, were having sex with EVERYONE. Yet, the idea of same-sex marriage is going to destroy the institution of marriage? Really? :|:|:| |
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Vanilla, as a flavoring, is wonderful. But, I must say, I like mine with some cinnamon, maybe chocolate, walnuts, caramel. Sometimes vanilla works for me; but most times I like that additional wow factor.
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Charlie Sheen is a lot like a child throwing a tantrum; the more attention he is paid, the longer it is going to go on.
I also think there is other stuff going on with him, but that is neither her nor there. |
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I'm all for a professional opinion. I think you should randomly state it here. |
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I have crazy artist hair today......
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Yes. I say we leave him in the basket and just walk out of the store. :) |
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