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When you remember the ORIGINAL shows...
you know you are getting older when you remember the ORIGINAL tv shows, rather than the second or third remake! oy, it's enough to make you stop watching television altogether!
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You know you're getting older when you sleep in on lazy Sundays and still feel like going to bed at 6pm.
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.... when the word "WHAT?" becomes you're most repeated word.
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When you don't understand the music on the radio and it all sounds like an alarm clock going off.
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When you start calling everyone under 45 a "kid!"
When you wave off another drink because "of the medications you take." |
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When you get up in the morning and you hear *snap* *crackle* *pop* and your not having Rice Crispies for breakfast. ahahahahaha:cracked:
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i know that i am getting older because i have some gray hairs...and my body has aches and pains more than when i was younger.
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I had to get glasses last year. Oh the tragedy of it all. It was painful in more ways than one.
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When graffiti becomes illegible.
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I knew I was getting older when I noticed I cannot sleep all night long...3am wake up "to go":blink:...every morning. Why not 5 or 6am? No, it has to be 3am and I can't ignore it, I have tried.
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When I can't see a *#)(@*)$*)@# thing!
Where are my dang gum glasses?? |
When your mouth starts to look like a drawstring purse.
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Wrinkles and Such
How do you know when you are getting older? Well for me:
I am proud of my lawnmower. I like to take a metal detector to the beach. For halloween I like to sit on my front porch with a catapult and fling pumpkin towards anyone that comes near my house. When I do the "Hokey Pokey" I put my left hip out..and it stays out. When people say I look "Great", they add "For your age!" |
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