IYRKM you would know that I need the Universe to take a 2x4 to me before I pay attention.

IYRKM you would know that I believe in 'Go big or go home'.

IYRKM you would know I reinvent myself on a regular basis, doing it again right now.

If you "REALLY" knew me you would know that i have been living in Hell
If you "REALLY" knew me you would know that i have started packing to leave
If you "REALLY" knew me you would know that i am to stubborn to ask for a ride. It would be nice for someone to ask if i needed one.

If you really knew me.......
 

You'd know that.........


~My alone time is a necessity
~Highly opionated people that are always ready to
give unsolicited advice are extremely annoying
~right before bedtime I get a treatment
from the Linda Evan's Rejuvenique System and the I have a 1/2 cup of cottage cheese



Duchess





Duchess

You would know....
 

Oh yes
 

This last one is SO me as well dear lady !

If you know me...
 

Then,,,,,,

You've been talking to my kids who know every single detail about me and can verify the good, bad and ugly in my life.

You know how seriously happy or angry or sad I can be at times.

You know how dedicated and loyal I am to those I care about, especially toward me: I do this exceptionally well.

You might even know things about me like how it is that I can ever find time when time seems to be such a precious commodity and once it's spent, it's spent and hopefully spent well.

You might even know how un-perfect I am too, which I think is my best dress ever: Perfectionary skills are something I work on all the time because sometimes being perfect does not always taste so good and one must add a little bit of this and that to help the medicine go down (cinnamon is the best-case scenario, in this instance)! ;)

You'd know how loyal I am to those I love & just how much I DO love, even when insecurities take over and I feel off balance.

if you really knew me.....
 

If you knew me ~ You would know I don't look at anyone else but YOU ~

I Strongly believe in the Elvis logo TCB. ( my next tattoo)

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...Yeah, my sister has that tatoo.

If you *really" knew me....

You would know that I am fiercely devoted to those I love. I can handle and have handled an enormous amount of pain, but I'm protective over those I cherish. I live by two very simple rules:

Rule #1: Don't fuck with anyone I love.
Rule #2: Ensure you completely understand and adhere to Rule #1.

If you *really* knew me...

You'd know that:

• I love to laugh. I enjoy a good time and am told that my sense of humour, though at times brash and sometimes perverted, is one of my best qualities. Friends have told me that coupled with a good heart and pure intentions, I'm like a "dirty-minded Boy Scout". LOL!
• I have been told by my ex that I have a "pure and innocent soul", that I am a genuinely good-hearted person. It's the best compliment I have ever received: for one who knows me so well, and so intimately, even after we part ways, to think well of me. I am blessed and honoured because she still believes this to be true.
• From uncontrollable factors from my youth, I suffer from PTSD and other conditions that are managed by medication. Fortunately, I am required to take minimal medication and have had enough therapy to keep myself in check 99% of the time. I realize many people do not wish to take on partners with issues such as these, but honesty is a huge factor for me. I handle myself much better than many and am honest with myself about my medical conditions and needs which puts me at an advantage. If I need help / medical attention, I will ask for it or seek it myself.
• I am a sucker for amusement parks and water parks. If I stagger when I get off of a roller coaster, it's a "Thumbs Up!" I'm a big kid at heart!
• I enjoy cooking but hate doing dishes. I think cooking with a partner is a wonderful experience. BUT, I hate doing dishes. I also never seem to pack a dishwasher correctly either. Ideally, I'd offer to cook every meal to get out of having to do the dishes. I do them by hand so I know for a fact that they are clean.
• Sushi, cheese, and coffee deserve their own food groups.
• Mustard, Guacamole (though I can handle avocado in things such as tortilla soup), Oysters, and Octopus do not cross these lips. I will literally turn green and become quite ill. I've actually gotten into a playful wrestling match with a date because I refused to kiss her after she had eaten mustard on a hotdog.
• I am a movie FIEND. I love movies. My favourite genres are horrors, comedies, "chick flicks" (yes, I admit it), and 80's / John Hughes' movies. While I also admit to liking the Twilight movies, I think Bella should have chosen Jacob because Edward is a pussy, and the concept of sparkly vampires is ridiculous. Alice was the best thing about the movie.
• I'm a big softy when it comes to animals and kids. I can outplay most toddlers; abundant energy, I am like a movable jungle gym when it comes to children. Unfortunately, I have no children or pets of my own but hope in time to re-acquire my cat from my ex as soon as conditions allow for such.
• I am a kiss-aholic and a hug-aholic. I'm a very affectionate person and am very in-tune with the emotions of those I love and come to love.
• VICES: I smoke cigarettes and drink coffee, but they are the only "drugs" I use that are not prescribed by a doctor. I would like to quit smoking but am finding it harder than I have the will alone to conquer. I abide by the saying: "smoke 'em if ya got 'em".
• I rarely drink, but I will drink socially if permitted.
• I support the use of medicinal marijuana and feel it should be federally approved though I have not smoked pot since I experimented with it in high school and college in the late 80's / early 90's.
• I am adamently against other recreational drugs.
• I am disease-free and plan to stay that way.
• I rarely eat sweets. I'm hypoglycemic, so I must have sugar. But I'm not crazy about chocolate or cheesecake, etc. My idea of a really sweet treat is a small slice of carrot cake.
• I enjoy dancing-- slow dancing, fast dancing. Country and 80's music are my favourites. I also just enjoy "holding" someone, getting so lost in the feel of her against me that I'm oblivious to everything else but her.
• I also enjoy classical music as I was a musician throughout school and was nationally recognized for my abilities at the age of 18. I prefer the Russian composers, but my favourite piece-- cliché, I know-- is Debussy's "Clair De Lune".
• I also enjoy reading fiction and poetry. Favourites include Robert Frost; Edgar Allan Poe; and "the man", William Shakespeare; as well as modern writers such as Laurell K. Hamilton, Dean Koontz, Charlaine Harris, and enjoyed the "Hunger Games" trilogy by Sarah Collins.
• I love big pick-up trucks. It's the Southern Boy in me; I'm originally from NC.
• Eventually would love to learn to ride as well as own a motorcycle. I've always wanted a motorcycle but never got one as my ex was scared of them. In Utah moreso than other places I have heard of, drivers have even less respect or notice of bikers. What a shame! While Harleys are OMFG sexy, I want a Honda Shadow Aero for safety. My nature is to protect others, so a lower seat will give me better balance on stops to secure me and any passenger that might be on my bike. Female bikers are especially hot. While I'd love the idea of woman riding on back, holding onto me while I drive, a woman riding her own-- OR even sexier-- allowing me to hold onto her while she drives is even hotter.

I love peanut butter milkshakes.

Awwwww... thanks for the "Love". I'd reply personally, but I'm not sure how to reference it.

As for the other question I was asked about this-- and it was really flattering, so "Thank you": I'm STILL single because I want the right woman, not the next woman. I'm waiting for the right femme to find me WORTHY of wanting to knock down my walls and stealing my heart. I'm in no hurry-- I'm content to wait until she really notices me and what my heart is capable of providing.

If you really knew me, you would know that these coffee milkshakes are going to make the next few weeks very expensive.

You would know how much pride and passion I put into what I do. Not just my job - though the energy, focus and creative skill that goes along with my trade gives me a rush.

If you really knew me, you would know why this project is going to give me the freedom I both need and desire.

If you really knew me, you would know that anytime is the perfect time to come in and make yourself at home in my kitchen over a cup of tea.

If you really knew me...
 

If you really knew me, you would know that....

...the older I get, the more confident I become. (Finally! My self esteem used to be minuscule)

...I am a VERY curious person. It's just my nature.

...I talk in my sleep. I've also been known to sing, laugh, applaud, shout, cry, and cheer in my sleep. At least I'm not boring.

...I have more fears than I am willing to admit to most people. Overall, not very many fears, but more than I used to have. I don't know why.

...there is so much more to me, beyond what you may think you see.

...I love chocolate and cheese more than a normal person should. I mean, really. They are at the top of my own food pyramid.

...I absolutely love cooking for people. I will cook for you all day long and love every minute of it. I'm southern, it's what we do. :)

...I have a couple of odd pet peeves, and one of them is misspelled signs. They drive me nuts. If you're going to put up a big sign or billboard, spell the words correctly. Pretty please?

...making people laugh is one of my all-time favorite things to do! (I just finished 10 minutes of raucous and disruptive laughter with my employees)

...I'm terrible at remembering names.

...I have the worst sense of direction ever. I could get lost in my own yard. Thank god for GPS.

...I'm a fierce protector of the 1st Amendment and the slightest hint of censorship gets me all fired up.

...I'm also passionate about a few other things. I think that people who are passionate (about anything) are much more interesting than those who are not.

...I am loving and affectionate and just an expressive person in general. If there is something I want to say, I'll say it--or I might just show it to you. But one way or another, at one time or another, I will express what I'm feeling.

..............I might not be finished with this thread......

Who is Enchantress ...
 

You would know i am ambidextrious and can use both arms and legs equally the same. Now my brain...that's another thing.

Oh yeah, and if you really knew..

I have a great sense of direction, yet I do not know my left from my right. If we are driving it's going to be, make a driver turn or make a passenger turn. Or it could be, turn your way, or turn my way. I do know east, west, north and south..go figure?


( go ahead insert chuckle here)

...
 

You would know I love my Harley....cottage cheese and eggs over easy...musical instruments....soap young and the restless .....flying kites at the ocean....people watching.....latte and the Sunday paper.....volunteer work.....that's enough for now!

I have exactly the same problem with right and left. It started when I suffered a concussion as a teenager. Sure makes giving and getting directions difficult. But, like you, I can navigate using north, south, east, and west.

me
 

if you really knew me...

you woukd know i really dont want to go into work today...

you would know that im scared to watch my niece get more symptomatic daily..

you world know that while yes I am thrilled to get my promotion at work and move, that I am scared to do all of this..

you would know that i love Easter because the egg hunt we will do later today warms my heart...

if u really knew me ~ u would know I KNOW ~

If you knew me well...you would know that I use a knife to scratch my back itches when there is not a woman with fingernails within reach.

If you really knew me...you would know there are much better uses for that knife. Taking the flat of the blade, knowing the cold steel is warmed from the heat of softly tracing the rounded curve, and pressing firmly and with purpose into....a fresh from the oven blueberry muffin. :giggle:

Katniss~~(Whaaaat? I made blueberry muffins for breakfast this morning. Sheesh!)

If You Really Knew Me....
 

you would know I say the wrong things...


you would know I don't say the right things...

You would know I wish I was barefoot on the beach with a special someone and some ice cold beers right now. :)

If you really knew me you would know that......

I think bed rest is a crock of shit.
Its killing me to be idle.
Im traumatized by the violation of my truck.
I do not know if I can do this for 6 more minutes much less 6 days.
The only perk to any of this is getting waited on. LOL

If you knew Me

You would know that I consider birthdays extremely special and not just mine

I am fiercely protective
I am loyal to a fault
I am shy...(you can stop laughing now)
It is he and not hy that is important to me
I have a soft side that is as important because it completes me and makes you laugh.....


to be comtuined

That i am a MAJOR DIE HARD Joan Jett & Nancy Wilson fan. I only got probation for the stalking charges..... Jk. Lol