NTS. When not so good memories try to take hold and overwhelm you it's time to unwind and find a way to laugh or a way to access your good memories that do have more power than the others

note to self
 

you need down time ,smell the roses....

NTS.....throwing up my hands No More Doctors Period No Exception End of Discussion

Note to Self - Make sure the laminating machine is sufficiently hot before running through all of your items! It's no fun peeling them off and starting over!:whine:

NTS:

Never ever buy boiled peanuts when they are nearly at the bottom of the pot....all you get is the salt.

NTS...

Good things happen when you let them. You don't have to force them. And you are soooo worthy of them.

It's gonna be just fine. Inhale...exhale...

NTS...

Learn to leave well enough alone.....

NTS

Don't eat a second piece of pie <loosens belt> and pretend you'll run an extra mile in the morning.

NTS

Don't take a nap 3 hours before bedtime. :blink:

Note to self...

Your finger is NOT part of the sandwich!

Note to self....don't bleach and scrub the bathtub a day after hurting so bad you can't walk, can't lift anything, can't bend down to tie your shoes, can't sit or lay down without stabbing, bone grinding pain and can't lift your legs into car or bed without clinching your teeth and crying out...remember the Flexeril made you feel better but it didn't make you invincible or fix the problem...Note to self....you're not Super Woman.

Note to self; Do not EVER start work at 1 pm again. It is TOO HOT out there.

Note To Self: Try not to geek out over your new computer...

Note to self...
 

Stop setting the alarm. It's a moot point right now.

NTS:

if the phone has a bar that says "long video" and you press it, you still have to hit the red "record" button to record an ice bucket challenge...or else, when you go to turn off the "record" button, you will be turning it "on" instead of "off"...this will result in an embarrassing video which may include some or all of the following: comments about friends facebook posts, nudity, a puppy barking and a view of the ceiling because you laid the phone down on the counter top.....
:|

NTS...bah, nevermind!

Note to self...while using the shower chair in the big porcelain tub...make sure said chair is securely anchored to bottom of tub before soaping up your butt cheeks and sitting back down...or you will give new meaning to Slip-n-Slide.... :| :|

NTS...when entertaining visitors from Germany, don't mention that the boss suggested a tour of the concentration camps. Apparently the things that boss thinks are funny to employees are not funny to visitors. Oops!

Note to self....time to put on your magnetized, anti-gravity boots like what they use in the Star Trek movie "the Undiscovered Country"....your new migraine meds include caffeine...you were proud of yourself for quitting your High Test coffee addiction over a year ago...now one little caffeine pill makes you giddy and flying high at 3am... :|

Note to self...
NO MORE MORNING APPOINTMENTS IN CHARLOTTE!!
Add to grocery list: 2 bottles of blueberry wine, to help calm nerves from driving anxiety after several numb-skulls nearly rammed my bumber because they refused to leave a gap while inching up the highway at 5mph.
Dayummm! After getting home, it's time for a bonfire to help zone out and relax after several hours diving these crazy highways.

Note to self...
You deserve two packs of mint milano cookies this weekend.

NTS: get rid of some clothes!

ENTS: you got this!

Nts: No garlic with the mushrooms and the number 25.

Note to self... you are starting to look like a hippie. Time to get a haircut!

NTS...
 

Ditto what Sleepy says...

nts...

next time you go to the store, write a list...

you end up getting shit you don't need and nothing that you went there for...

seriously...

Ahhhhhhhh......
 

.....closure.

(What a beautiful thing)

nts-gift wrap
bookstore/lunch

You are awesome! Breathe, you will get through the holidays without any gray hairs.

NTS....

Never wake a sleeping kitten...

or

Let sleeping kittens lay...

Especially at 4 in the friggin morning... :blink:

Note to self...don't drink Bold Roast coffee the day before a big appointment and long drive. You should have known better!! You MUST get sleep!! There's no snooze button tomorrow.

Note to self...You MUST remember to fix your driver's side turn signal and change the oil!!!
Today is yet another long trip fighting traffic in Charlotte....getting a ticket wouldn't be fun!

NTS - when aggressively passing a slow-poke driver going half the speed limit, make sure you don't have food (soup) in the back seat or a drink on the passenger seat since they may fall over. :-/